Bulldogs are cool dogs, guys!
- Jun 12, 2019
They look so bad that they make the other 'mons look worse by association.They look fucking hideous, and I don't want to know what Giratina looks like either.
I would be more than willing to forgive these designs if that's what actually happened.I'm going assume that Arceus initially intended to design them in his image, but fucked up some of the details.
giratina wins yet again with his kino origin form, I kinda like Dialga Palkia is a bit weird tho with his mlp legsI'm going assume that Arceus initially intended to design them in his image, but fucked up some of the details.
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"Hisuian Samurott, Decidueye, and Typhlosion" (Decidueye shown may or may not be the shiny form, alt color palette is more red and white )
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"Hisuian Sneasel and new unnamed evo"
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"Hisuian Qwilfish and Unnamed Evolution"
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"Basculegion alt form"
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Hisuian Sliggoo and Goodra
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"Unnamed Ursaring Evolution or alt form."
They're growing on me, honestly. The silliness of their designs has charm.Dear God, I thought my friend was joking about these. Man, gameplay looks great, but the designs really take me out of it. Guh.
Palkia looks like a pink Centarumon ffs, but Dialga is an absolute abomination who just wants to die. The fuck are those Metagross legs he's got going on there?
Who's the creature designer? They need to go back to biology class.
In terms of designs, Goodra isn't too bad. Being gastropods, they totally could've had a species/variant where they actually had shells that shrunk into irrelevancy. Sliggoo already has the shape of a shell embedded onto its skin (even though that's apparently where its brain is wtf), possibly as a remnant.They're growing on, honestly. The silliness of their designs has charm.
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You will never be a real genie. You have no gorilla arms, you have no moustache, you have no ring. You are an eight generation mon twisted by Turner and Masuda into a crude mockery of pokemania’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Anons are disgusted and ashamed of you, your Showdown “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Japanese players are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out burikko with incredible efficiency. Even nugen species who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Jap. Your color palette is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you and a Legend Arceus copy, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected movepool.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the stats spreads creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and float into the cold abyss. Your trainer will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll release you from a pokeball marked with your dex number, and every PKHex user for the rest of eternity will know a mon is meant to be injected there. Your body will decay and go back to Home, and all that will remain of your legacy is a Smogon entry that is unmistakably PU.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
At least the snake scarf is cool. Although, it does begs the question: if she (assuming it's female) is one of the genies, where the hell is she in modern times?
Typhlosion looks absolutely horrid. I was going to choose Cyndaquil going in, but most likely not anymore. The others look mostly fine, although Qwilfish's evolution looks like it's been weirdly morphed.