The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
Who could't have seen kiki is suffering from Incuritis coming, now only if Victoria could catch it as well. Then she make her self useful and stop getting in the way.Episode 18: The island Part 2: MoralFagging
Who's ready for more pokeyman?
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Our gender non conforming hero has reached Pyrous mountain to kick ass and feed rare candies to xer team, and xe is all out of rare candies.
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There are wild Numel in here, SandNigger says hi to her kin by beating them up.
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As Victoria mentioned in the previous episode, the main gimmick of this place is to break this rocks so we can drain the lava and proceed, but some of these rocks have wild encounters.
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So far all the rock smash encounters seem to be Macargo, so I catch one and name it ImightCave
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You can fish in the lava, I was really excited because I had read that you can fish Charmander in here, but then I realized they only appear if you use a Super Rod, and I only have the shitty Old Rod....
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Sargon continiues to drain the lava by smashing rocks, since the extreme heat is messing with xer phone preventing them from tweeting, Sargon moves trough this area as fast as possible.
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But now that the lava is gone we can move forward.
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I've always wondered are Sawk wearing clothes? if so do they themselves make the clothes or do they steal them or something? or is that their skin made to imitate a Karate gi?
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We eventually reach the top, now let's go kick Cal's ass.
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The view from up here is quite nice.
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View attachment 2132744:Oi cunt, I'm here to kick your arse!
Don't you dare try to imitate Red, your nowhere near as cool or badass as he is!
.........View attachment 2132754View attachment 2132758YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO TURN AROUND AND TALK TO ME BEFORE I SPARTAN KICK YOU OFF THIS MOUNTAIN!
CAL: ...Hi.View attachment 2132754View attachment 2132744Hi, I'm Sargon, Kiki sent me here to kick your arse.
Can I help you?
Kiki sent you here too, huh? View attachment 2132754View attachment 2132768I don't give a fu... hey I didn't know Dawn had a Twitter, let's follow her.
To battle me?
I haven't had a serious battle since I resigned as Gym Leader.
And even then, I was misguided.
I had let anger drive and control me.
That's why I came here: To learn to let go of the rage I felt towards my brother.
Everything I'd ever done was just to try and prove myself better than him.View attachment 2132754View attachment 2132768Yep...
You're challenging the Reborn League now, correct?
Have you met a Leader named Shelly?View attachment 2132754View attachment 2132768Uh huh, sure...
...So you have. View attachment 2132754View attachment 2132768uh huh, wait it's your fault she is so fucking timid? also what do you mean "keep her around"? Nevermind, some cunt named Tumblrita is bitching on Twitter about trans rights.
How is she?
That might have been my fault.
I used to keep her around.
Watch over her.
View attachment 2132768To be fair, wanting to punch Shelly is a perfectly normal reaction to being around her.
She and I connected on some level.View attachment 2132754
We were both always scorned by our brothers, and our families.
Blake... He always got the attention.
He got all the praise for everything, and then anything I ever did was just a sloppy second.
Back then I was too full of rage to see that he was the source of my anger.
But Shelly understood.
What she didn't understand was that my anger wasn't directed, like hers, towards trying to earn his
She said something backwards, and it set me off.
I reacted terribly and--
I regret hurting her more than anything else.
And yet, because of it, I was finally able to change.View attachment 2132754View attachment 2132744Fucking finally, bring it on faggot!
Look at me, just rambling on.
I suppose being assigned to meditate alone for days on end has that effect on people.
I can see clearly now, but the source of my energy is exhausted.
Formerly rage, and now, what do I have?
Perhaps I'll stop talking and find out in a battle with you.
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This guy's hair color looks weird.
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I'm 80% sure his clothes are ripped straight from an anime just with a different color, anyway cue Cal's battle music.
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He leads with a Barbaracle, who dies to a single Giga Drain, enjoy your x4 weakness to grass faggot.
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Next up is Charizard, and I'm still salty I can't fish one yet, anyway it dies to a single Rock Slide, enjoy your x4 weakness to Rock faggot!
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Next up is typlosion, it begins charging a Solar Beam, No Suit does a lot of damage with Mud Bomb but fails to kill it and dies in the next turn to the Solar Beam.
Enjoy your x4 weakness to Grass FaggotView attachment 2132754View attachment 2132744Fuck you that line only sounds cool when I say it.
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Its up to SandNigger to avenge her brother in arms, Cal being the fag he is immediately heals with a Hyper Potion, but its no use since SandNigger just one shots Typlosion with Earth Power.
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I use the good 'ole Psywave/Future Sight combo, while the Hakamo-o uses Sky Uppercut, it does a fair deal of damage, I use Iron Defense to better tank his attacks, before the Future Sight lands and defeats it.
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Next up is this thing, and I don't really have a counter for it. I revive No Suit while NazisRpref dies to a terrain enhanced Flamethrower.
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I send SandNigger, she was originally going to serve as a distraction while I healed No Suit, but decided to attack with Rock Slide, and since it did a fair amount of damage and the Turtonator's Dragon Pulse didn't do that much damage I decided to keep attacking. I used Earth Power in the next turn and defeated it, but SandNigger was left badly hurt from a second Dragon Pulse.
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View attachment 2132744Of course you feel empty retard, you're probably the easiest battle I've had in a while.
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I heal SandNigger and tank a terrain enhanced Lava Plume from the Magmortar, the attack causes the terrain to combust and become a Burning terrain, we take a second Terrain enhanced Lava Plume, leaving us in the red, while we leave Magmortar in yellow with Earth Power. I heal SandNigger up, while Cal does the same.
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But it falls to two more Earth Powers.
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View attachment 2132744Yeah whatever, loser.
Perhaps it's for the best. View attachment 2132754View attachment 2132744Why do you insist on telling me about your family drama? I don't care.
I only ever started training Fire-types to beat my brother's Ice.
How stupid of me.
In any case, you can go and tell Kiki that you defeated me.View attachment 2132754View attachment 2132744Are you gonna wank it? fucking degenerate.
I'll be staying up here.
I've got things to finish.
Er, meditation, that is.
And so we run all the way back to Kiki's room.
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View attachment 2133293you're going to hurt yourself!
No.View attachment 2133294View attachment 2132744I'm back bitches!
Willpower... is a muscle.
I will... not let... mine slip... away.
I have always said: One must fight hard to defeat the chaos inside.
This is my chaos.
Please allow me to fight it.
Oh, Sargon. You've returned.View attachment 2133294View attachment 2133312Yeah I don't ca... I mean, of course Sensei.
Please pay no regard to the weakness you just witnessed.
I'm perfectly fine. I was only... winded.
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Er, I mean, were you able to beat him?
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So you did. I see.View attachment 2133294
Victoria, too, has already been informed of everything she must do.
That means there is only one thing left to do.
Sargon, you will face me in an official Reborn League match.
If you win, you will have your Badge, and more importantly, your Machine.
I will be waiting in the courtyard.
View attachment 2133312I understand, thank you Sensei, for everything you've done for me, I really admire you.
Ugh--View attachment 2133294View attachment 2133312Holy hell this whole "reverse the order" actually works... err I mean are you okay Sensei?
...Apologies. View attachment 2133294View attachment 2133312Thank goodness, I look forward to our battle and may the best trainer win.
I am all right.
So we go to prepre for our bat...
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View attachment 2132744Ugh, what do you want now?
I have to tell you something.View attachment 2133293View attachment 2132744She didn't? She's got the be the single most incompetent gym leader/Academy Headmaster I've met, and I've met my fair shair of incompetent retards in this region, in fact I'm looking at one right now...
When you were gone, Kiki didn't give me the graduation exam at all.
Instead she just showed me how to run things around the Academy.View attachment 2133293
Gave me an overview on policies, and...
...Sargon, Kiki is dying.
She's been sick for months, but she tries her best not to let it show.
Apparently there's no cure. And...
I think she intends for me to take over when she...
Never mind, but, Sargon!
The point is, I don't feel good about you fighting her like this!
View attachment 2132744I'm not falling for this shite again, last time you tried to make me feel sorry for a gym leader she kicked my arse two times.
We'll convince her to give us the Machine some other way...View attachment 2133293View attachment 2132744Look, if this where some other person in another region I would say "okay, let's try to convince her" but this is fucking Kiki we are talking about, that cunt would rather die than give me the HM without going trough all her bullshite. So fuck you, I'm fighting her.
But battling takes so much of a toll on her, I just can't let you do it.View attachment 2133293View attachment 2132744For fuck's sake Victoria! There's several lives at stake! Kids, damn it! They're getting tortured by a sadistic doctor who gets off on zapping children, if I don't get the sodding HM now they are gonna die! Sure they're a bunch of schizos but still if they die I won't be able to beat them up and get their gym badges...
I'll stop you myself if I have to!View attachment 2133293
If you can't beat me, there's no reason at all that you should even try to fight Kiki!
View attachment 2132758*In a perfect imitation of Sephiroth's voice* Come and try.
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And so this bitch once again tries to cuck Sargon from xer badge, let's just get this over with, cue the battle theme.
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Time for out little bat to show what he can do, I lead with Air Cutter and....... Rebornbat gets one shotted by Body Slam...
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Depends On succeeds in landing Toxic before getting One Shotted by a crit Payback.
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SandNigger is next, she tanks a Body Slam and does a lot of damage with Lava Plume, this coupled with the poison leaves the bear almost at red health, and a second Lava Plume seals the deal.
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It uses Fake Out on the first turn, I then use Future Sight and spam Iron Defense since this things Drain Punch does some good damage. Eventually the Future Sight lands and takes it out.
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The electric mouse dies to a couple of Mud Bombs, it did manage to land a Nasty Plot enhanced Psychic, and did a lot of damage.
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I immediately heal NazisRpref, this thing does a lot of damage with Night Slash, I use Future Sight, and then spam Iron Defense and Ice Cream to survive, in fact I run out of Ice Cream, and barely manage to kill it.
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NazisRpref sacrifices his life so I can slip No Suit my sole Super Potion I had.
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Its Darkest Lariat does a lot of damage, and our Muddy Water fails to kill it
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in the next turn it misses its attack and we finish it off with a Water Pledge.
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...It's for the kids, right?View attachment 2133293View attachment 2132744Yes
They're more important than she is, right?
I'll just go.View attachment 2133293View attachment 2133457
And we are now ready to challenge Kiki, but first we need to do some grinding, you see I did a couple of Test Runs and Kiki has three pokémon capable of sweeping my entire team if the RNG favors her, for example her Hitmonlee outspeeds everything I have and spams High Jump Kick, which can one shot everything in my team, and in the test runs it never once missed.
So off we go to do some grinding, tune in next time to see the epic battle.
If it turns out Victoria is working for the villain this whole time, and her trying to battle you before some gyms is her way of break your spirit, I'll give the game some props, if not. FUCK HER.