And that's why I would be pissed if it is Arceus. Poor thing never gets a break.
Let's Sperg Pokémon Reborn (Screenshot LP) -A Matureᵀᴹ take on the beloved franchaise- - Solaris has the balls to be a badass. Cal, has less testosterone than Shelly.
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Side Episode 3: Sargon's fever dream
Shut up faggot! I still have one last trick up my sleeve.
Your doom.
You get what you fucking deserve!
And then Sargon woke up, still salty about zer defeat at the hands of Solaris, and decided to bitch about it on Twitter only to realize xe has been banned yet again...
Muahahaahahahahahah All your pokymen are pathetic.
I told you I only needed 1 pokyman to defeat you hahahahah
I'm so evil!
I told you I only needed 1 pokyman to defeat you hahahahah
I'm so evil!
What the fuck is that thing? It looks like it came straight out of one of Taka's Fanfictions...
Your doom.Impossible...
You get what you fucking deserve!And then Sargon woke up, still salty about zer defeat at the hands of Solaris, and decided to bitch about it on Twitter only to realize xe has been banned yet again...
How about another joke solaris.
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Episode 21: A Poison paradise
Welcome to the next chapter of Sargon's very mature and well written adventure!
I realized I haven't shown what the region map looks like so here it is. Now let's go to the wasteland!
Just open the fucking door.
If you don't care then you should've given me the key like you did with Fern, but nooo, you had to get me involved with some schizos.
Fine, but if you come up with another excuse after I beat win, you'll regret being born.
I'm thinking of renaming his class to "White Nigger" next time, what do you guys think? anyway cue Cain's battle theme.
His mommy issues beast leads with Bonemerang, taking away half of our glorified cow's health, but SandNigger counters with Earthquake and one shots it.
next up is Primarina and I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that he took it from us. The mermaid leads with Sparkling Aria, and takes roughly 1/4 of our health, while Sheeple retaliates with Discharge leaving it in the red, and paralyzing it, allowing us to finish the mermaid off in the next turn.
Next up he has a shiny Meowstic
I have one of those too, mine is called "FuckUShelly".
One Air Slash does decent damage and even flinches the cat, I just kept spamming the move until it died, Cain did try to heal it, but in the end it didn't even matter.
Next up is Alolan Muk, Mud Bomb does very little damage to it, and in turn we get poisoned after it uses Knock off, I next use Muddy Water but it still does little damage while the poison is slowly eating trough No Suit.
Cain decides to withdraw Muk and send out Nidoking instead, while I was healing No Suit, between it using Shadow Ball and the poison No Suit is left with 17HP, but manages to defeat the Nidoking anyway.
His last mon is his Muk, I heal on the first turn and receive a Knock off that does a lot of damage, but would have killed SandNigger otherwise.
We tank another Knock off and finish off the pile of waste with Earthquake.
I won, now open the fucking door!
Please do, and don't come out of it...
And finally 9 episodes and nearly 3 months later we can finally access the wasteland, I suppose these people at the gate where trapped here due to Cain refusing to open the door.
This area plays a remix of the Lavender Town theme, according to the ingame lore the wastes suddenly appeared one day and despite the city's best efforts to clean it the waste just kept coming back so they just walled it off, also this area causes some massive FPS drops.
There are people buried in this wasteland.
You know, the more I interact with the people in this region the more I understand why you killed yourself, I'll find Heather and keep her safe from Cain I promise.
A little ahead we find an arch that looks a lot like the one on Apophyll academy, the sight of it triggers Sargon's 'tsim and causes xer to start ranting about Kiki for a couple of hours.
This area is massive and if you are a retard like me its easy to get lost, also if you're blind this area is a pain in the ass to get trough.
After a while I finally manage to arrive at our destination.
Damn right, now where's Aya? I'm here to kick her arse.
Hello Lana, I am Sargon Giovanna Wu Chandler Burnell Reid, and like I said I'm here to kick your daughter's arse.
Fine, I'll go watch Aya get her arse handed to her instead.
???: I know.
And of course here we have everyone's favorite character who for some reason is still here despite him getting the key long long ago...
Oh look it's this cunt, also shut up I'm only late because of the purple faggot.
Yeah, I was caught off guard by you fighting in Doubles.
Isn't that just a cheap way to cover for your lack of skill?
lol, you beat this cunt before? I like you already.
I like to think that after being defeated Fern threw an epic tauntrum.
AYA, YOU HAVE ANOTHER VISITOR!
Can't blame people for wanting a free Badge.
Oh, it's you.
Sweepin' scrubs. How about you?
I heard there was a new Gym Leader, so I
figured I'd come down and welcome her to the club.
Sargon meanwhile decided to make a new twitter account, and started white knighting Red once again.
Um, yeah.
You can keep the snide comments to yourself, thanks.
So you two know each other?
Would you retards just shut up and let me fight Aya already? I have kids to save... you know what fuck it those kids are probably dead at this point...
In short, Hardy's jealous because I was the top dog and he was just another loser.
Plus our sisters used to be close friends, so we happened to get dragged to places together
sometimes.
Yeah, okay, you guys keep chit-chatting.
I'm gonna go heal up my Pokémon with the machine in the other room.
And Aya leaves, meanwhile Sargon got into another epic sperging match with Gold after xe taunted him by saying Calem the current Kalos champion is better than him.
So, Sargon, you thinking of fighting Aya already?
Yeah, its the only reason I came here but then I ran into you cunts...
Like I said, total pushover.
But it would be a shame if you came all the way down here and didn't have at least one good battle.
Lemme help you out there, huh?
Finally a pokémon battle, cue the theme song Fern thinks he deserves
He leads with a Ryhorn and I send Depends On, the Poisonous ground makes him feel right at home, I immediately use Petal Blizzard and one Shot him, enjoy your x4 weakness to grass cunt.
His oversized bug uses Wing attack dealing good damage, but SandNigger retaliates with Rock Slide and one shots him, enjoy your x4 weakness to rock cunt!
Next up we have his gator, sadly it outspeeds and attacks with Fire Fang one shotting Depends On.
Its time for No Suit to avenge our fallen plant, the glorified lizard manages to land a Crunch but dies to Muddy Water in that same turn.
Next up is his poor imitation of Depends On, Rebornbat is here to teach it a lesson, our edgy wyvern quickly lands an Air Slash doing a lot of damage, but the Roserade counters with Sleep Powder putting it to sleep. sadly I don't have anything to wake Rebornbat up, I have him remain on the field hoping he will wake up quickly.
Fern decides to switch Roserade out and send his Decidueye instead, and begins to set up Swords Dance, fortunately Rebornbat wakes up and attacks with Air Slash, causing the owl to flinch, on the next turn it lands a Sucker punch causing considerable damage, but Rebornbat retaliates with a crit Air Slash, defeating Decidueye.
Coping as usual Ferns returns his Roserade to the field.
Sadly there was nothing his Roserade could do aside from dying to Air Slash, while Fern continues crippling addiction to Copium grows even stronger.
Stow it, rocky. I was going easy on Sargon.
After all, I wouldn't want to make anyone cry.
I'm ready, time to earn my next badge.
I can referee the match. I know how it goes from my own Gym.
After a quick trip to the healing machine next door we are now ready to battle Aya.
Not gonna lie the fact that this is going to be a double battle is triggering my Shelly PTSD.
Nah, just you.
Simp, also I'm pretty sure your accent is fake "mate".
Just shut up and fight me already!
Shut up you fucking simp, literally everyone knows the rules of a pokyman battle.
Fucking finally, also I had to use common candies on all my pokémon since they were now over the level cap.
Let's see what bullshit she has up her sleeves, cue Aya's battle theme!
And here we go, CoronaChan starts the battle by using Psychic on Nidoqueen leaving it in the red, while a Thunder Punch from Sheeple takes away half of Toxapex's health, Nidoqueen in turn sets up Stealth Rock, and Toxapex attacks with a terrain enhanced Sludge Wave and lands a crit on all 3 pokémon, nearly killing CoronaChan. Also the terrain has an added effect of swallowing the stealth rocks to then split them out and damage your pokémon, this finishes off CoronaChan and leaves Sheeple badly wounded.
Our Nazi Bell joins the battle, Nidoqueen finishes off Sheeple by using Stomping Tauntrum, while Toxapex uses Recover to return to full health, our steel supremacist attacks the Toxapex with Extrasensory but fails to kill it.
Nidoqueen uses Stealth Rock again (the terrain turns this attack into a poison type Rock Slide), No Suit uses a terrain enhanced Mud Bomb but fails to kill the Toxapex, who immediately uses Recover, NazisRpref finishes off Nidoqueen with Extrasensory, while the terrain spits teh Stealt Rocks at my mon but fortunately do little damage this time.
The Drapion leads with Knock off, dealing some good damage to our Steel supremacist, No Suit uses a terrain enhanced Mud Bomb to take slightly more than half of Drapion's health, Toxapex uses Recover and thus survives NazisRpref's Extrasensory.
I heal NazisRpref so it can survive Drapion's Knock off, and then have No Suit finish off the scorpion with another Mud Bomb, Toxapex meanwhile continiues to spam recover.
And she sends out a Venusaur, I want one, wonder where she got it.
I immediately switch out No Suit and send Rebornbat instead, and he survies a terrain enhanced Power Whip with little injury, Toxapex now scatters poison spikes while NazisRpref attacks Venusaur with Extrasensory taking a huge chunk of her heath.
Rebornbat finishes off Venusaur with Air Slash, while Toxapex lands a crit Icy Wind, but our brave bat manages to live on. and our Nazi attacks with Extrasensory once again.
Now comes Salazzle, who immediately leads with Heat Wave and kills our steel supremacist, with Rebornbat barely clinging on to life, and landing an Air Slash on the Salazzle, while Toxapex uses Recover once again.
I now heal Rebornbat while Salazzle attacks with Sludge Wave doing little damage to SandNigger but doing massive damage to Rebornbat. Toxapex uses Toxic Spikes and SandNigger attacks with Earthquake...
The problem is that the terrain is designed to reduce the damage caused by it because reasons, Salazzle takes a lot of damage regardless but Toxapex takes laughable damage.
I heal Rebornbat yet again on the next turn and have it use Air Slash to finish off Salazzle... but he misses and is punished with a crit Sludge Wave from the Toxapex.
I heal SandNigger while Salazzle's Sludge Wave kills Rebornbat, and SandNigger tanks it, humorously Salazzle dies to Toxapex's Sludge Wave (This attack hits all pokémon but does little damage to Aya's pokémon but it was enough to kill the lizard), SandNigger attacks with Earthquake and finally kills the fucking Toxapex.
Shut up cunt, I'd have won already if Rebornbat hadn't missed that attack.
This thing manages to do some good damage with Sludge Wave...
But dies to a Mud Bomb-Rock Slide Combo.
Yeah, that technically your job now give me the badge.
Just what I was thinking now give me the badge so I can leave.
Cold.
I think I woulda preferred it if Sargon had bombed after all.
You're just salty that I beat her on my first try.
Whatever. Later, losers!
Just give me the badge already!
Yes, I know him, can I PLEASE have my badge now?
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I wonder if the real Hardy was also this much of a simp for Aya
Fucking finally.
she xe is now boasting about defeating Aya.
And we are finally out of the Wasteland, we can now use Strengh and this whole filler arc is now technically over, I'm gonna do a couple of side quests that are available to us now before we continiue with the schizo storyline.
Who could this mysterious stranger be? meh its probably a weirdo who wants Sargon to step on him or some shit.
What do you want cunt?
So fellow Kiwis, should we forgive him? Or tell him to go fuck himself? I'm gonna be making a poll and leaving the episode here.
I realized I haven't shown what the region map looks like so here it is. Now let's go to the wasteland!
Sorry about that.
I just don't care much for people meeting my family.
After they kicked me out, it was just kinda, whatever.
I just don't care much for people meeting my family.
After they kicked me out, it was just kinda, whatever.
If you don't care then you should've given me the key like you did with Fern, but nooo, you had to get me involved with some schizos.Well, whatever indeed. 
One more battle, Sargon. Then I'll get your key, kay~?
One more battle, Sargon. Then I'll get your key, kay~?
Fine, but if you come up with another excuse after I beat win, you'll regret being born.I'm thinking of renaming his class to "White Nigger" next time, what do you guys think? anyway cue Cain's battle theme.
His mommy issues beast leads with Bonemerang, taking away half of our glorified cow's health, but SandNigger counters with Earthquake and one shots it.
next up is Primarina and I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that he took it from us. The mermaid leads with Sparkling Aria, and takes roughly 1/4 of our health, while Sheeple retaliates with Discharge leaving it in the red, and paralyzing it, allowing us to finish the mermaid off in the next turn.
Next up he has a shiny Meowstic
I have one of those too, mine is called "FuckUShelly".That's uhhh okay I guess...
One Air Slash does decent damage and even flinches the cat, I just kept spamming the move until it died, Cain did try to heal it, but in the end it didn't even matter.
Next up is Alolan Muk, Mud Bomb does very little damage to it, and in turn we get poisoned after it uses Knock off, I next use Muddy Water but it still does little damage while the poison is slowly eating trough No Suit.
Cain decides to withdraw Muk and send out Nidoking instead, while I was healing No Suit, between it using Shadow Ball and the poison No Suit is left with 17HP, but manages to defeat the Nidoking anyway.
His last mon is his Muk, I heal on the first turn and receive a Knock off that does a lot of damage, but would have killed SandNigger otherwise.
We tank another Knock off and finish off the pile of waste with Earthquake.
I won, now open the fucking door!I'll just leave it that way, since I suppose you won't be the only challenger.
And with that, I think I'll just go hide in some dark corner...
And with that, I think I'll just go hide in some dark corner...
Please do, and don't come out of it...No, haha, just kidding.
I'll be waiting for you at the Railnet once you have your Badge, 'kay?
Good luck~
I'll be waiting for you at the Railnet once you have your Badge, 'kay?
Good luck~
And finally 9 episodes and nearly 3 months later we can finally access the wasteland, I suppose these people at the gate where trapped here due to Cain refusing to open the door.
This area plays a remix of the Lavender Town theme, according to the ingame lore the wastes suddenly appeared one day and despite the city's best efforts to clean it the waste just kept coming back so they just walled it off, also this area causes some massive FPS drops.
There are people buried in this wasteland.
You know, the more I interact with the people in this region the more I understand why you killed yourself, I'll find Heather and keep her safe from Cain I promise.A little ahead we find an arch that looks a lot like the one on Apophyll academy, the sight of it triggers Sargon's 'tsim and causes xer to start ranting about Kiki for a couple of hours.
This area is massive and if you are a retard like me its easy to get lost, also if you're blind this area is a pain in the ass to get trough.
After a while I finally manage to arrive at our destination.
No, sorry, I suppose I should get used to this.
Apparently the living room is a Gym now. Goodness!
Are you here for a League challenge?
Apparently the living room is a Gym now. Goodness!
Are you here for a League challenge?
Damn right, now where's Aya? I'm here to kick her arse.Aya is my daughter. My name is Lana.
Hello Lana, I am Sargon Giovanna Wu Chandler Burnell Reid, and like I said I'm here to kick your daughter's arse.AYA, YOU HAVE ANOTHER VISITOR!
Well. It is her first day on the job and all.
She's currently in battle with a different Trainer.
I suppose you're free to go and watch, if you'd like.
We decide to do a little exploring and...She's currently in battle with a different Trainer.
I suppose you're free to go and watch, if you'd like.
Fine, I'll go watch Aya get her arse handed to her instead.???: I know.
And of course here we have everyone's favorite character who for some reason is still here despite him getting the key long long ago...
Oh look it's this cunt, also shut up I'm only late because of the purple faggot.Hey, don't worry, bro. This Gym Leader?
She's fresh off the plate. Total noob.
AYA: Excuse you? I beat you once before.
She's fresh off the plate. Total noob.
AYA: Excuse you? I beat you once before.
Yeah, I was caught off guard by you fighting in Doubles.Isn't that just a cheap way to cover for your lack of skill?
lol, you beat this cunt before? I like you already.I like to think that after being defeated Fern threw an epic tauntrum.
I can fight in whatever format I want.
Besides, it was my brother who--
Besides, it was my brother who--
AYA, YOU HAVE ANOTHER VISITOR!REALLY, another one?
Can't blame people for wanting a free Badge.Would you shut up please? Just leave me alone.
Oh, it's you.???: Yea, it's me. What're you doin' here?
Sweepin' scrubs. How about you?I heard there was a new Gym Leader, so I
figured I'd come down and welcome her to the club.
Sargon meanwhile decided to make a new twitter account, and started white knighting Red once again.
Um, yeah.Name's Hardy. Reborn's Rock Leader, at your service!
Yanno, the plan was to give you a warm welcome, but...
Looks like you kinda already got a sour one, huh, mate?
Yanno, the plan was to give you a warm welcome, but...
Looks like you kinda already got a sour one, huh, mate?
You can keep the snide comments to yourself, thanks.So you two know each other?'Fraid so.
I had the misfortune of being stuck in the same class as Fern in the Onyx Trainers' School.
In short, Hardy's jealous because I was the top dog and he was just another loser.Yea, that's it. Keep tellin' yourself that, mate.
Fun Fact: Hardy is the second strongest gym leader in the region while Fern is just some cunt no one likes.
Plus our sisters used to be close friends, so we happened to get dragged to places togethersometimes.
Aye. That's all in the past though.
Yeah, okay, you guys keep chit-chatting.I'm gonna go heal up my Pokémon with the machine in the other room.
And Aya leaves, meanwhile Sargon got into another epic sperging match with Gold after xe taunted him by saying Calem the current Kalos champion is better than him.
So, Sargon, you thinking of fighting Aya already?
Yeah, its the only reason I came here but then I ran into you cunts...Like I said, total pushover.But it would be a shame if you came all the way down here and didn't have at least one good battle.
Lemme help you out there, huh?
Finally a pokémon battle, cue the theme song Fern thinks he deserves
He leads with a Ryhorn and I send Depends On, the Poisonous ground makes him feel right at home, I immediately use Petal Blizzard and one Shot him, enjoy your x4 weakness to grass cunt.
His oversized bug uses Wing attack dealing good damage, but SandNigger retaliates with Rock Slide and one shots him, enjoy your x4 weakness to rock cunt!
Next up we have his gator, sadly it outspeeds and attacks with Fire Fang one shotting Depends On.
Its time for No Suit to avenge our fallen plant, the glorified lizard manages to land a Crunch but dies to Muddy Water in that same turn.
Next up is his poor imitation of Depends On, Rebornbat is here to teach it a lesson, our edgy wyvern quickly lands an Air Slash doing a lot of damage, but the Roserade counters with Sleep Powder putting it to sleep. sadly I don't have anything to wake Rebornbat up, I have him remain on the field hoping he will wake up quickly.
Fern decides to switch Roserade out and send his Decidueye instead, and begins to set up Swords Dance, fortunately Rebornbat wakes up and attacks with Air Slash, causing the owl to flinch, on the next turn it lands a Sucker punch causing considerable damage, but Rebornbat retaliates with a crit Air Slash, defeating Decidueye.
Coping as usual Ferns returns his Roserade to the field.
Sadly there was nothing his Roserade could do aside from dying to Air Slash, while Fern continues crippling addiction to Copium grows even stronger.
Stow it, rocky. I was going easy on Sargon.After all, I wouldn't want to make anyone cry.
Whatever ya say, mate.
Fern reminds me of a guy I met a while ago, we where at a friend's birthday party, playing Halo 3, so this guy arrives at the party and immediately claims to be the "Best Halo player in town" we all mocked him but he remained confident that he was going to prove it, long story short he lost every single match he played, he made all sort of excuse about why he was losing like saying he needed to go to the bathroom, saying he was going easy on us, etc. Fern is exactly like him.
If you're ready for your battle, let's get started.
I'm ready, time to earn my next badge.I wanna see this.
I can referee the match. I know how it goes from my own Gym.Ready when you are.
After a quick trip to the healing machine next door we are now ready to battle Aya.
Not gonna lie the fact that this is going to be a double battle is triggering my Shelly PTSD.
Do you just hate everyone by default, or what?
Nah, just you.Hey, lay off o' her, mate.
Simp, also I'm pretty sure your accent is fake "mate".No, no! It's fine, it's perfectly fine. He's right.
I'm not a good person. I shouldn't even be doing this.
Hey, now's not the time to doubt yourself.
Chin up. You're gonna rock this fight.
I'd be better off if everyone just left me alone.
I'm not a good person. I shouldn't even be doing this.
Hey, now's not the time to doubt yourself.
Chin up. You're gonna rock this fight.
I'd be better off if everyone just left me alone.
The challenger, Sargon, faces the Leader,Aya, in a six-on-six Double Battle!
I don't even really want to do this.
Either competitor can make substitutions.
The battle's over when all six of either Trainer's Pokémon can no longer fight!
I don't even really want to do this.
Either competitor can make substitutions.
The battle's over when all six of either Trainer's Pokémon can no longer fight!
Shut up you fucking simp, literally everyone knows the rules of a pokyman battle.Fucking finally, also I had to use common candies on all my pokémon since they were now over the level cap.
Let's see what bullshit she has up her sleeves, cue Aya's battle theme!
And here we go, CoronaChan starts the battle by using Psychic on Nidoqueen leaving it in the red, while a Thunder Punch from Sheeple takes away half of Toxapex's health, Nidoqueen in turn sets up Stealth Rock, and Toxapex attacks with a terrain enhanced Sludge Wave and lands a crit on all 3 pokémon, nearly killing CoronaChan. Also the terrain has an added effect of swallowing the stealth rocks to then split them out and damage your pokémon, this finishes off CoronaChan and leaves Sheeple badly wounded.
Our Nazi Bell joins the battle, Nidoqueen finishes off Sheeple by using Stomping Tauntrum, while Toxapex uses Recover to return to full health, our steel supremacist attacks the Toxapex with Extrasensory but fails to kill it.
Nidoqueen uses Stealth Rock again (the terrain turns this attack into a poison type Rock Slide), No Suit uses a terrain enhanced Mud Bomb but fails to kill the Toxapex, who immediately uses Recover, NazisRpref finishes off Nidoqueen with Extrasensory, while the terrain spits teh Stealt Rocks at my mon but fortunately do little damage this time.
The Drapion leads with Knock off, dealing some good damage to our Steel supremacist, No Suit uses a terrain enhanced Mud Bomb to take slightly more than half of Drapion's health, Toxapex uses Recover and thus survives NazisRpref's Extrasensory.
I heal NazisRpref so it can survive Drapion's Knock off, and then have No Suit finish off the scorpion with another Mud Bomb, Toxapex meanwhile continiues to spam recover.
And she sends out a Venusaur, I want one, wonder where she got it.
I immediately switch out No Suit and send Rebornbat instead, and he survies a terrain enhanced Power Whip with little injury, Toxapex now scatters poison spikes while NazisRpref attacks Venusaur with Extrasensory taking a huge chunk of her heath.
Rebornbat finishes off Venusaur with Air Slash, while Toxapex lands a crit Icy Wind, but our brave bat manages to live on. and our Nazi attacks with Extrasensory once again.
Now comes Salazzle, who immediately leads with Heat Wave and kills our steel supremacist, with Rebornbat barely clinging on to life, and landing an Air Slash on the Salazzle, while Toxapex uses Recover once again.
I now heal Rebornbat while Salazzle attacks with Sludge Wave doing little damage to SandNigger but doing massive damage to Rebornbat. Toxapex uses Toxic Spikes and SandNigger attacks with Earthquake...
The problem is that the terrain is designed to reduce the damage caused by it because reasons, Salazzle takes a lot of damage regardless but Toxapex takes laughable damage.
I heal Rebornbat yet again on the next turn and have it use Air Slash to finish off Salazzle... but he misses and is punished with a crit Sludge Wave from the Toxapex.
I heal SandNigger while Salazzle's Sludge Wave kills Rebornbat, and SandNigger tanks it, humorously Salazzle dies to Toxapex's Sludge Wave (This attack hits all pokémon but does little damage to Aya's pokémon but it was enough to kill the lizard), SandNigger attacks with Earthquake and finally kills the fucking Toxapex.
Shut up cunt, I'd have won already if Rebornbat hadn't missed that attack.This thing manages to do some good damage with Sludge Wave...
But dies to a Mud Bomb-Rock Slide Combo.
Yeah, that technically your job now give me the badge.At least that means I don't have to deal with you again, I guess.
Just what I was thinking now give me the badge so I can leave.Cold.I think I woulda preferred it if Sargon had bombed after all.
You're just salty that I beat her on my first try.Whatever. Later, losers!Heyo, Aya, don't take a couple losses too hard, aye?
It happens, and you put up a solid fight.
Sargon just rocked a little harder. All there is to it.
I don't care.
It happens, and you put up a solid fight.
Sargon just rocked a little harder. All there is to it.
I don't care.
Just give me the badge already!C'mon, no need to be so distant about it.
No, you don't get it. I really don't care.
I never wanted this.
It was never my job.
But my stupid baby brother dumped this onto me.
Emphasis on the baby.
You know Cain, don't you, Sargon?
No, you don't get it. I really don't care.
I never wanted this.
It was never my job.
But my stupid baby brother dumped this onto me.
Emphasis on the baby.
You know Cain, don't you, Sargon?
Yes, I know him, can I PLEASE have my badge now?What'd he say about us?
Does he hate us?
Why would he hate you?
Ask him. I'm just not a good person, I guess.
But he hasn't talked to any of us since he ran away.
One day he just up and left.
Didn't say good bye.
Didn't even take his Pokémon with him.
HE was the one who was supposed to take over the Poison Gym.
So I'm stuck doing it.
Mom won't talk about him anymore.
And I'm not cut out for this.
Does he hate us?
Why would he hate you?
Ask him. I'm just not a good person, I guess.
But he hasn't talked to any of us since he ran away.
One day he just up and left.
Didn't say good bye.
Didn't even take his Pokémon with him.
HE was the one who was supposed to take over the Poison Gym.
So I'm stuck doing it.
Mom won't talk about him anymore.
And I'm not cut out for this.
IF I HAVE TO FUCKING ASK FOR THE BADGE ONE MORE SODDING TIME I WILL R̶̢̯̳͈͊I̷̤̓̉̊͜P̵̗̎̎͊͆ ̵͖̘̩̌͛O̷̧̙̍̓͘F̸̪̈̓̂̅F̶̧͉̭͎̅ ̷̺̌͌͛̇Y̴̢̜̋̋̐̋O̶̡͓̻̞̐Ú̸͉͕̌̆̚R̶͈̩̃ ̴̧͓͌̒̈́H̵̘͈͇̲̅̚̚͠Ȩ̴̨̹̜̂̏̆A̵̭̅̂D̸̼͓̒̓ ̸͈͉͌̓̏A̵̖͗̕Ń̴̫̯D̴̨̼̞̬̓͗̿͝ ̴̱͍͙̑̈́̿S̷̰̄͜Ḫ̶̛̛͉̰.̷̮͛͜.̴̬̭͓̈́͜.̸̜̗̩̹͛ hey Wes has twitted for the first time in ages, give me a sec guys...Hey, calm down already, a'ite? You're fine.
Tell ya what, why don't I stick around for a bit and help you guys out with some stuff?
Tell ya what, why don't I stick around for a bit and help you guys out with some stuff?
I wonder if the real Hardy was also this much of a simp for Aya
Why? I should just be alone.
No, what you should do is give Sargon their Badge.
Then you and I'll get stuff worked out, aye?
Sure.
This is the Blight Badge. Take it.
Pokémon up to level 50 will listen to you now.
And you can use the Machine Strength outside of battle.
No, what you should do is give Sargon their Badge.
Then you and I'll get stuff worked out, aye?
Sure.
This is the Blight Badge. Take it.
Pokémon up to level 50 will listen to you now.
And you can use the Machine Strength outside of battle.
Fucking finally.And I guess I'm supposed to give you this.
Sludge Wave hits every target, and has a chance to poison each of them.
Go figure all I'm good for is spreading something toxic like that.
You can go now.
Sargon, I look forward to seein' you in my Gym up in Agate City someday.
Don't let me down, aye? Peace!
Sargon just walks out without saying a single word, you see Wes is xer second favorite trainer and xe may or may not have a slight crush on him so zher attention is mostly focused on social media right now, also Sludge Wave hits every target, and has a chance to poison each of them.
Go figure all I'm good for is spreading something toxic like that.
You can go now.
Sargon, I look forward to seein' you in my Gym up in Agate City someday.
Don't let me down, aye? Peace!
And we are finally out of the Wasteland, we can now use Strengh and this whole filler arc is now technically over, I'm gonna do a couple of side quests that are available to us now before we continiue with the schizo storyline.
Who could this mysterious stranger be? meh its probably a weirdo who wants Sargon to step on him or some shit.
What do you want cunt?Look, I know you have every reason to hate me, but hear me out.
I never meant for this to happen.
Kiki never would have--
I didn't go to Apophyll to infiltrate it for Team Meteor.
I joined because I wanted to change.
And I did change.
Team Meteor had other plans, and they wanted to
use me being there, so they directed me to set up the
PULSE to destroy the Academy.
You all and Kiki tried to stop it...
...But I had sabotaged the machine in the first place.
I didn't want anyone to get hurt.
I liked that place.
So I secretly sabotaged the PULSE when I installed it.
...Kiki didn't have to die.
And I'm so sorry that it happened this way.
I never meant for this to happen.
Kiki never would have--
I didn't go to Apophyll to infiltrate it for Team Meteor.
I joined because I wanted to change.
And I did change.
Team Meteor had other plans, and they wanted to
use me being there, so they directed me to set up the
PULSE to destroy the Academy.
You all and Kiki tried to stop it...
...But I had sabotaged the machine in the first place.
I didn't want anyone to get hurt.
I liked that place.
So I secretly sabotaged the PULSE when I installed it.
...Kiki didn't have to die.
And I'm so sorry that it happened this way.
So fellow Kiwis, should we forgive him? Or tell him to go fuck himself? I'm gonna be making a poll and leaving the episode here.
Swag Jockey It's funny how well this fits the fucker.Good to see reborn bat is as cursed as the trainer who named it, when it comes to missing the airslash you really don't want to miss.
Also FUCK CAL, SURE YOU FUCKING "sabotaged" IT. I am guessing the lava was also a payed actor when you had your pokemon throw the Medicham into it? Clearly you teleported it away after using a substitute to fake it's death. Fuck Cal, this piss ass retcon excuse of his can go to hell.
Just to restate how I feel about what cal said.
THINK CAL THINK, SURE YOU WAS A GOOD GUY THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME, THIS CLEARLY ISN'T A FUCKING ASS PULL, BECAUSE YOU MAKE CAIN LOOK LIKEABLE BY JUST EXISTING.
I really hate cal more then cain now, if only because of this pussyfoot excuse of his to try to retcon his dumbass behavior.
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EnemyStand
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Oh Aya. Massive "FUCK YOU, DADDY" energy there especially considering her mom is playing receptionist. Counting down on her anhero with much pleasure. Still a better character than Cain.
Cal can go to hell. This double secret good guy trope is bullshit, and the only reason why I don't perfectly agree with our esteemed colleague is because wiping Kiki's Bullshit Academy off the face of the Earth would be a net positive for humanity as a whole. Cal needs to accept he's a homicidal maniac and Solaris did nothing wrong, then go full supervillain. It's the only rational choice.
Cal can go to hell. This double secret good guy trope is bullshit, and the only reason why I don't perfectly agree with our esteemed colleague is because wiping Kiki's Bullshit Academy off the face of the Earth would be a net positive for humanity as a whole. Cal needs to accept he's a homicidal maniac and Solaris did nothing wrong, then go full supervillain. It's the only rational choice.
This is reborn, as we all know a RPers character can never be, GASP evil. There are only 3 settings for these types of people. From worst to best. Unlikable "good" cunts(most of the cast), Tolerable people(Everyone not falling into category 1 or 3), and Shade.
He killed someone, yes ! BUT CAL IS SORRY, OKAY. He has redeemed himself by apologizing and thus no longer evil.
Solaris has the balls to be a badass. Cal, has less testosterone than Shelly.
Sorry wont cut it with his half ass I WAS GOOD ALL ALONG excuse. If he was sorry that one thing, I could go eh what ever, if all he did was say sorry. BUT NO, But fucking no.
He has to give this stupid fucking excuse of "Already sabotaged the pulse machine, so it wouldn't have killed anyone bullshit. " It is a rage educing asspull of of a line to try to get us to feel like he not evil. No Fucker, you went so far as to even kill kiki's Pokemon. I am so not going to buy your bullshit story cal when that was meant as a fucking twist.
This bullshit really works me up, just because of how it goes against what we saw. Not wanting anyone hurt my fucking ass.
Mary the Goldsmith
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I agree, his actions at the volcano do not at all reflect him having sabotaged the machine or something, if he truly was a good guy he wouldn't have tried to stop Kiki's Medicham from destroying it, and sure it was Solaris who ordered him to kill Medicham but if he was truly a "secret good guy" that would have been the perfect moment to tell Solaris to fuck off and reveal he was never on Team Meteor's side, but noooo
This is gonna become the threads new subtitle
EnemyStand
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Yeah, I checked it again. Cal was not a double secret good guy, and even if he was he didn't sabotage the PULSE. If he had truly sabotaged the PULSE, he wouldn't have ordered Magmortar to destroy it before it went off. What a pussy. He decided to PMS at Solaris, so the True Savior of Reborn wants nothing to do with him now so he figured may as well lick Sargon's boot. Tell him to fuck off and die. Solaris has no need for weak-willed soldiers in his Glorious Design, and Sargon has already tasted his wrath.
Seconded.
Hell yeah anything to shit on cal.
Mary the Goldsmith
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Episode 22: Wraping things up in town
Welcome to the next chapter in Sargon's bizarre strange adventure!
The people have spoken, so let's resume from our previous episode.
:Of course not, go fuck yourself faggot!
And finally we agree on something, goodbye and good riddance.
Now that Cal has fucked off, there's a couple of things I want to do now, first we go back into the Wasteland and move this rock.
Inside we find this grave.
So this is where you ended up huh, fitting, you were buried with the rest of the trash...
Whoa what the fuck?
Are you a ghost? Are you Shade trying to prank me?
SHUT UP! I only lost... because... he... he was cheating okay? otherwise I would have won...
I didn't kill you Garchomp did, believe me I wanted to kill you for being a cunt, but I didn't...
More like an obnoxious cunt really...
Yeah kind off... would you mind smiling for the camera this shite is going in Instagram...
Well let's kick this bitch's ass again. cue Dead Kiki's spoopy cringy Battle theme!
Ah fuck its gonna be one of those battles...
I lead with psychic but CoronaChan gets one shotted by an Ice Punch before she can attack.
Time for NazisRpref to explain to this retard why the steel type is the superior type in the most condescending way possible, I manage to use Future Sight, while NazisRpref barely survives a Drain punch, you getting punched is every Nazi's weakness ask twitter if you don't believe me. Anyway I heal on the next turn only to die to a crit Drain Punch. We do manage to land the Future Sight attack tho...
Time for Rebornbat to show why Speed > strenght, sadly Medicham not only outspeeds us but also exploits Rebornbat's x4 weakness to Ice Punch.
I send out sheeple only for her to die to a Drain Punch, I'm now thinking has Sheeple ever won a major battle?
Since Kiki's Medicham died triying to kill a Camerupt the sight of SandNigger causes it to lash out violently against our cow.
Funny you say? How about another joke Kiki?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You get what you fucking deserve!
Now that I think about it I should have cheated in a Magmortar and used that to kill Medicham, oh well.
And so "Kiki" morphs into a Misdreavus.
I nickname her Kiki, now you know the rules, I cheated as such I'm never adding Kiki to the team.
Let's continue with our adventure.
Back at Pyrorus Mountain I can now move this stone around.
Dropping the boulder trough a hole causes this little guy to appear, he promptly flees from Sargon and we have to chase it around.
After chasing it for a bit we finally corner him at the very top of the mountain.
Hopefully we don't faint her.
And we catch Tepig, I totally did it on the first try and didn't need to reload my save haha... I'll let you guys give her a nickname.
Back on the Island where Cain was held captive we find this weird guy, if we show him a Chimecho he tells us he caught something
So we head down to see what it is.
And we find a Chikorita who happily joins our team, I'll also let you nickname this one.
And that's all for now, we are mostly done and ready to finally move the rock and go save the schizo kids.
The people have spoken, so let's resume from our previous episode.
I guess that's the predictable answer.
Victoria would say the same, I'm sure.
So, I'm going to make myself scarce.
Team Meteor will be after me, too, now that they know I betrayed them.
Bye, Sargon.
Maybe we'll meet again some day.
Maybe it's best if we don't.
Victoria would say the same, I'm sure.
So, I'm going to make myself scarce.
Team Meteor will be after me, too, now that they know I betrayed them.
Bye, Sargon.
Maybe we'll meet again some day.
Maybe it's best if we don't.
And finally we agree on something, goodbye and good riddance.Now that Cal has fucked off, there's a couple of things I want to do now, first we go back into the Wasteland and move this rock.
Inside we find this grave.
So this is where you ended up huh, fitting, you were buried with the rest of the trash...Whoa what the fuck?...Hello, Sargon.
Are you a ghost? Are you Shade trying to prank me?...Why?
Sargon... Why did you let me die?
If you had been stronger...
I wouldn't have had to die.
Sargon... Why did you let me die?
If you had been stronger...
I wouldn't have had to die.
Why did you kill me?
I didn't kill you Garchomp did, believe me I wanted to kill you for being a cunt, but I didn't...Death is...
...cold...
...painful...
...lonely...
You feel the wind across your face, the warmth of your own body...
You feel all the light of life and then,
All of a sudden, darkness.
The world slips away.
Even your mind, your memories.
You hear your heart stop beating.
You feel your blood freeze.
You try to cry, but you don't have tears to do so.
You try to scream, but you no longer have a voice.
Why would you do that to me?
Was I so cruel to you?
...cold...
...painful...
...lonely...
You feel the wind across your face, the warmth of your own body...
You feel all the light of life and then,
All of a sudden, darkness.
The world slips away.
Even your mind, your memories.
You hear your heart stop beating.
You feel your blood freeze.
You try to cry, but you don't have tears to do so.
You try to scream, but you no longer have a voice.
Why would you do that to me?
Was I so cruel to you?
Did you loathe me?
Did you cheer my disease onward?
Were you just waiting for me to rot to peck at my corpse?
Did you cheer my disease onward?
Were you just waiting for me to rot to peck at my corpse?
Yeah kind off... would you mind smiling for the camera this shite is going in Instagram...Sargon... You will suffer as I have suffered!
Well let's kick this bitch's ass again. cue Dead Kiki's spoopy cringy Battle theme!
Ah fuck its gonna be one of those battles...
I lead with psychic but CoronaChan gets one shotted by an Ice Punch before she can attack.
Time for NazisRpref to explain to this retard why the steel type is the superior type in the most condescending way possible, I manage to use Future Sight, while NazisRpref barely survives a Drain punch, you getting punched is every Nazi's weakness ask twitter if you don't believe me. Anyway I heal on the next turn only to die to a crit Drain Punch. We do manage to land the Future Sight attack tho...
Time for Rebornbat to show why Speed > strenght, sadly Medicham not only outspeeds us but also exploits Rebornbat's x4 weakness to Ice Punch.
I send out sheeple only for her to die to a Drain Punch, I'm now thinking has Sheeple ever won a major battle?
Since Kiki's Medicham died triying to kill a Camerupt the sight of SandNigger causes it to lash out violently against our cow.
Your pokémon are so weak its almost funny
What in the flying fuck is that thing...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENow that I think about it I should have cheated in a Magmortar and used that to kill Medicham, oh well.
It would have been such fun, too.
But you would not be deceived.
I will follow you, Trainer.
But you would not be deceived.
I will follow you, Trainer.
And so "Kiki" morphs into a Misdreavus.
I nickname her Kiki, now you know the rules, I cheated as such I'm never adding Kiki to the team.
Let's continue with our adventure.
Back at Pyrorus Mountain I can now move this stone around.
Dropping the boulder trough a hole causes this little guy to appear, he promptly flees from Sargon and we have to chase it around.
After chasing it for a bit we finally corner him at the very top of the mountain.
Hopefully we don't faint her.
And we catch Tepig, I totally did it on the first try and didn't need to reload my save haha... I'll let you guys give her a nickname.
Back on the Island where Cain was held captive we find this weird guy, if we show him a Chimecho he tells us he caught something
So we head down to see what it is.
And we find a Chikorita who happily joins our team, I'll also let you nickname this one.
And that's all for now, we are mostly done and ready to finally move the rock and go save the schizo kids.
I think it fine to use "kiki" if Victoria ever tries to stop you from fighting a gym leader, because fuck Victoria.
Wait the Misdreavus was talking right? Or is that just like how zoroarks can talk when pretending to be humans?
Then again if we going by offical pokemon anime, There was that one ghastly that talked both in human and pokemon form in season one.
Wait the Misdreavus was talking right? Or is that just like how zoroarks can talk when pretending to be humans?
Then again if we going by offical pokemon anime, There was that one ghastly that talked both in human and pokemon form in season one.
Let’s go with something obvious, name the Tepig DarksydePhil.
EnemyStand
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Man, as much as I didn't like Kiki as a character I kind of have to feel sorry for Kiki's player. This is Orville Redenbacher CGI Zombie levels of cringe. I hope whoever she was, she's resting in peace.
Oh, and you should name the Chikorita Fabular.
Oh, and you should name the Chikorita Fabular.
She likely doesn't know how reborn turned out writing wise, so she likely is resting in peace.
I looked up that CGI Orville, and while he does look like a zombie for 2007 CGI it's not THAT BAD.
EnemyStand
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It's more that I don't really like the idea of using dead people for advertisement beyond putting their face on the box (which was something those dead people did when they were alive) or having a blurb about them with a photo in their establishment (which in on the level of a respectful epitaph). So I'm cool with Colonel Sanders' face on a bucket of KFC, but I don't care for the commercials where people dress up like him, and the CGI zombies are right out. Kiki hits a lot of those notes in this entry.
Mary the Goldsmith
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Supposedly yes, Reborn plays by anime rules when it suits the narrative
EnemyStand
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But if the Misdreavus was just pretending to be Kiki....where did the Medicham come from?! *dun dun DUUUUN*
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