Let's Sperg Pokémon Reborn (Screenshot LP) -A Matureᵀᴹ take on the beloved franchaise- - Solaris has the balls to be a badass. Cal, has less testosterone than Shelly.

Should we forgive Cal?

  • Fuck yes

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Fuck No

    Votes: 16 100.0%

  • Total voters
    16
  • Poll closed .

ChucklesTheJester

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It does make you think, but my guess is the Challenger characters were Caine, Victoria, and Fern. I'm thinking it was Caine drove the plot the most, but the other Gym Leaders got involved a lot when something happened in their backyard. The way it's set up, I'm willing to believe Amethyst played characters like Shade and Corey, Gym Leaders that are part of the plot but not super integral.
I'll be honest I forgot who Fern(till I took a quick look at the wiki page first paragraph) even was at this point with how much Cain and Victoria has basically done more then him to be considered a "rival". Hell Corey more of a rival then he is so far. :story:
 

Bookmark Cuck

Only mostly Jewish.
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I'll be honest I forgot who Fern(till I took a quick look at the wiki page first paragraph) even was at this point with how much Cain and Victoria has basically done more then him to be considered a "rival". Hell Corey more of a rival then he is so far. :story:
Don't do my boy Fern dirty like that, he's literally the only good character in this game and it's beacuse he fucking hates everyone.
 

EnemyStand

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Don't do my boy Fern dirty like that, he's literally the only good character in this game and it's beacuse he fucking hates everyone.
Fern is a bitch virgin with anger issues who'll troon out in the post game.. Solaris is a true misanthrope with a noble goal who kicked the ass of Reborn's best Pokemon Trainer and is so based he kills Pokemon, knowing a warrior's death is better than life in the Reborn Region. #solarisdidnothingwrong
 

ChucklesTheJester

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Fern is a bitch virgin with anger issues who'll troon out in the post game.. Solaris is a true misanthrope with a noble goal who kicked the ass of Reborn's best Pokemon Trainer and is so based he kills Pokemon, knowing a warrior's death is better than life in the Reborn Region. #solarisdidnothingwrong
Solaris does what every JRPG BBEG should do, fight the MC when they are far far too underlevel and have no way of winning. Too bad he forgot to do the whole killing them before they get strong enough to beat them part of it.
 

ChucklesTheJester

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Rejuvenation also has a fight similar to the Solaris one, but about 10x more bullshit than his.
What? How could it be worse? You have piqued my interest, and I must know. I expecting your pokemon get stolen or you lose already earned badges, something like that is the only way I could see it get worse.
 

A Mistake

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Welp, the boss has a single pokemon like Solaris, the catch is that she has a level 100 Yveltal with a move that OHK with 100% accuracy and a +1 priority that bypass a shit ton of the defensive abilities. The thing is beatable but requires your entire supplies of revives and/or some pokemons with sturdy. Almost forgot that before her there is another boss that will most likely drain some of your items.
 

EnemyStand

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Welp, the boss has a single pokemon like Solaris, the catch is that she has a level 100 Yveltal with a move that OHK with 100% accuracy and a +1 priority that bypass a shit ton of the defensive abilities. The thing is beatable but requires your entire supplies of revives and/or some pokemons with sturdy.
I'm okay with unwinnable battles provided it doesn't matter if you win or not.
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
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Welp, the boss has a single pokemon like Solaris, the catch is that she has a level 100 Yveltal with a move that OHK with 100% accuracy and a +1 priority that bypass a shit ton of the defensive abilities. The thing is beatable but requires your entire supplies of revives and/or some pokemons with sturdy. Almost forgot that before her there is another boss that will most likely drain some of your items.
What kind of masochist designed this. This is literally the embodiment of the "AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND" scene but in fan fangame form. :story:

Brightside is andy will never have to face that.
 

Mary the Goldsmith

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Episode 23: The Strength Saga: Epilogue

Welcome back to more Pokémon Reborn! This time we are finally moving on with the game's rich and intricate storyline!
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Meet DarkSPhil (Stupid name limit) she is gonna be replacing SandNigger on the team, she's spray painted and good to go.
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And here is Fabular fresh out of his paint bath and ready to take Depends On's place on the team.
Now It's time to turn them into EV trained killing machines
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This pics are to show off the entire line's shiny sprites. I personally don't like those shiny colors, but every pokémon in Sargon's team must be shiny, no exceptions.
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and here is the Chikorita line.
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Here's the current team, now BACK TO ADVENTURE!
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I guess you got the Badge, right?
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So they probably told you how I ran away, huh.
Wellllll, I can't deny it. I ran away because I needed to get away from my mom.
She was upset by some of my... choices. By whom I, you know, have fun with~
But there's nothing wrong with what I do, she's just living in the past.
So I left.
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I don't blame her, if I had a son and he turned to be such a massive faggot I'd be angry too.

But it's 'cause of that that I know what it's like to be out on your own.CainFace.png
Freedom's kinda a scary thing, especially when you're young.
That's why I've been so set on trying to get through and help Heather.

sargonFace.pngSuuuure, whatever just move I don't give a fuck about your life.

All right, I'm yapping too much, haha. CainFace.png
You can push the junk out of the way, right? I'll be right behind you.

Don't you just love it when the Dev's Self inserts start rambling about their kewl backstories?

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Finally after a long ass filler storyline we can finally move this fucking boulder out of the way.
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Unto the Schizo's last known position.
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Right... This way's locked up. Of course it is...CainFace.png
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And he goes up the stairs while Sargon was sperging about pride month on Twitter.
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we are now in a new part of the Obsidia Ward.
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In here is the only place we can go.
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Haha, it's kinda creepy, huh?CainFace.png
Hey, Sargon, I'm gonna follow your lead here.
Never really done the whole "team up" thing before, so...
...S-so be gentle, s-senpai; it's my first time!
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...
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And so accompanied by the White nigger we begin exploring the abandoned building.
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up ahead we find some meteor fags, one of them still has PTSD from Amaria's level 80+ Pokémon.
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the one good thing about having purple faggot with us is that our Pokémon will get healed after every battle.
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Our Fat Pig easily deals with the Bug while Cain's NidoVirgin also one shots the Quilladin.
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The rest of the battle goes really smoothly, in fact I'm thinking that the real life Cain had much more say in the game's development than the real life Shelly, because during the schizo ward raid all the enemies where hard counters to Shelly's team making her useless, while in here Cain can very easily solo most of this battles.
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Not far from there we run into another pair of Grunts guarding the console to open the way forward.
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Vee is here to give their mons rabies and if she could talk she would probably be reciting edgy poetry, but I'm not ripping off the Pokémons can talk gag from the Wack LP.
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The enemy has an Emboar too, I decide to send out No Suit instead of DarkSPhyll to avoid her having a chimpout over who is fatter.
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Fabular also makes his debut in this battle to make quick work of this Samurott, also Cain's Nidoking fainted, because of the battle and not because Fabular hates Cain and decided to murder his purple dino.
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We open the gate and move and purple faggot decided it would be funny to glitch into the wall... Sargon says nothing and just moves on.
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And we finally find Shelly.

Sargon... C-Cain... I'm scared...
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Shelly! You don't know how happy I am to see you alive.

R...really?ShellyCry.png
SargonEvil.pngYeah, if you die I lose the badge and I'm not fucking losing another badge because one of you faggots decides to stop living.

Just keep moving, and we'll pretend we didn't see anything. Got it?
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CainFace.pngYou wouldn't hurt her like that!

Orders come from the boss: if anyone tries to interfere, we kill her. MeteorGuyFace.png
CainShock.png
Hey, now...


I-it's okay... J-just... go on... Forget about me...ShellyCry.png
It doesn't matter what happens t-to me... Okay?
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Ugh...
I'm sorry, Shelly.
We'll come back for you! I promise!

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Determined not to lose anymore badges Sargon moves on to the next floor.
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It's about time you showed up, Princess.
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CainFace.pngHey, we ran into some other issues.
I came as soon as I could.
...Not in the usual way.

sargonFace.pngCain...


CainFace.pngYes?

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I really love this drawing.

Now back away or we'll kill her!MeteorGuyFace.png

Really, guys? You're still on that?CharlotteFace.png

Well, uh, you know, that's what the boss said to say, so...MeteorGuyFace.png

Your boss... Sirius, right?CharlotteFace.png
Yeah, whatever. Just set it aside from now.
Come on, meet my friends.
This is Sargon, and this is Cain.
Or Princess.
sargonFace.pngor White Nigger... also I'm not her friend.

Sargon, Princess, meet Simon and Tara.CharlotteFace.png

We've met.MeteorGuyFace.png


Yeah, Sargon beat us before. I'm still mad about that!
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sargonFace.pnglol, I don't even remember you.

CainFace.pngTo be fair, didn't you kinda start it?
Wait wait wait, no, what, Charlotte, you actually made friends with Team Meteor?!


They're people too. They just happen to be on a different side from you.CharlotteFace.png

CainShock.pngAnd you.

sargonFace.pngTo be fair Team Meteor is based, I'm even considering joining them.

Yeah, well, it beats being tied up. CharlotteFace.png

It's not like we can just let you go because of a casual conversation.MeteorGuyFace.png


Oh, right. CharlotteFace.png
Well then, do you guys wanna do the honors?
sargonFace.pngHell yeah!
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Time to beat this guys again, although I genuinely don't remember when we fought them before.
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As soon as the fight starts I decide to switch out Vee for DarkSPhil, so she can burn away this things.
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We succeed in burning them, however a Mudbray comes out and oneshots our fat pig with High horsepower.
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Fabular comes out and goes berserk using Petal Dance, he succeeds in killing the Mudsdale, sadly Cain's Nidoking was also killed during the onslaught.

What the fuck's wrong with your Meganium? CainShock.png
sargonFace.pngThere's nothing wrong with Fabular just look at him.

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(I was too lazy to trace over this so just pretend this is a rabid Meganium)

sargonFace.pngHe's so adorable

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With his Bloodlust satiated Fabular goes back in the pokéball and I send out No Suit to mop up the remaining pokémon.
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Why don't you just stop being bad?CharlotteFace.png
CainFace.pngYeah, haha. Quit Team Meteor, join the good guys!

I cannot.MeteorGuyFace.png

Why?CharlotteFace.png

When our work is done, I will have a new life-- a better one.MeteorGuyFace.png

Team Meteor is going to rebuild the world! By throwing in with them now, we earn a place at the MeteorGirlFace.png
top later!

CainShock.pngBut what about this world?


It'll be erased.MeteorGuyFace.png
Vanished-- gone.
We know what we do is harmful, but once we succeed, all of this pain will never have existed.

End justifies the means.
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Exactly!MeteorGirlFace.png

Well, that's cool, I guess.CharlotteFace.png
Anyway, I'm going. Bye.
What? Don't give me that look, it's not like you can stop me.

Meanwhile Sargon just learned about this whole Buck breaking business and is now using this knowledge to annoy niggers on Twitter.

Shelly was supposed to be on the floor below. Did you not rescue her?CharlotteFace.png
CainSad.pngWe couldn't even get close to her, otherwise they'd hurt her...

...Uh huh.CharlotteFace.png
And she just heads towards Shelly
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Hahaha dumb niggers need brea... wait where is this schizo going?

So Sargon chases after Charlotte worried that this bitch is gonna cost her another badge

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I'm scared...ShellyCry.png
CharlotteFace.pngDo it, then.

CainShock.pngWhat?

CharlotteFace.pngKill her. See if I care.

SargonEvil.pngFuck no, I'm not losing a badge because of you bitch.


Ch-Charlotte!ShellyCry.png
CharlotteFace.pngShe's not my sister. I'm just flipping this switch to get upstairs.

Guys I just want to let you know that if Shelly or any of the retarded gym leaders I've already defeated die because of some faggotry and I lose their badges forcing me to regain them I'll quit the LP.

...We really will!MeteorGuyFace.png
CharlotteFace.pngWhatever you do to her doesn't affect me at all, so kill her as you like.

CainShock.pngH-hey, be careful...


SargonEvil.pngStop putting my badges in danger you pink haired cunt!

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Without giving a single fuck Charlotte just walks towards the console and opens the gate for us.
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And once again a dev's self insert effortlessly solves the situation while Sargon was busy sperging on twitter.
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And with Shelly safe we can now kick this guys' asses.
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I'll confess that before becoming a goldsmith I was a Team Meteor Grunt :P
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We start the battle by having Vee sucker punch Golbat, sadly it does very little damage, and both pokémon retaliate by ganging up on Vee and killing her. but at least the NidoVirgin avenges her.
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Rebornbat comes out to wipe overwhelm the enemy with his superior speed, leaving Tsareen in the red with a single Air Slash, while NidoVirgin finishes her off, likely mad that Tsereena won't step on him.
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Gurdurr also falls victim to Rebornbat's aerial superiority.
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NazisRpref shows up to once again demonstrate the steel type's supremacy.
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Having not learned the lesson the enemy decides to send a rock type to confront out Steel supremacist, sadly this doesn't end well for the Gigalith.
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CharlotteFace.pngOf course not.
You helped me escape from the Orphanage.
I respect you for that.
But you can make someone lose control by making
them believe they already don't have any.
I don't want you hurt, Shelly.
Now let's go.
Heather and the twins are further up.


SargonEvil.pngHeather do you have a minute?.

CharlotteFace.pngSure, what is it Sargon?

SargonEvil.png...
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(Once again to lazy to edit anything so pretend this is Sargon smashing Charlotte into the wall).
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And so the gang moves up to the next floor.
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CharlotteFace.pngWhat kind of corporate building has cells like these in it anyway?

This hasn't been a corporate building for a long time. MeteorGuyFace.png
Surely you've heard how years ago, Yureyu was the centerpiece of Reborn's economy.
Then when the earthquakes started, this place was destroyed and the company broke down... Right?
Wrong!
Earthquakes didn't destroy Yureyu-- Team Meteor did!
We infiltrated the company over time, and then shut them down from the inside out.
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And it was the closure of Yureyu's Power
Plant that led to the city's downfall.
So then Team Meteor was successful in destroying Reborn City the first time.


Sargon isn't even paying attention to whats going on xe's too busy trying to put the niggers against the trannies on twitter

Bingo, kiddo.MeteorGuyFace.png
And we were set to do it again by destroying Julia's Neo-Circuit Power Plant.
But SOMEONE got in the way.
And here you are again.
Sounds like a nice time for revenge, yeah?​
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I'd like to know what the thought process was behind that coil thing they have 'cause it looks retarded.
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We lead the battle by suckerpunching the Beedrill, and just like last time both bugs gang up on our rat and kill her.
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I send DarkSPhil to avenge Vee, we nearly kill Lunatone with a SuperPower
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Seeing that our pig is in a type disadvantage I switch out. and Send Fabular in, who proceeds to rampage across the battlefield, killing everyone including Cain's Nidoking once again.
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Fabular's rampage continues, easily destroying these two, Cain's Meowstic miraculously survived.
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NoelFace.pngThey took Anna upstairs. Heather, too.
The Doctor is there, and the other weird guy.


Uh huh, well, I'm sure it's nothing Sargon and our Princess can't handle.CharlotteFace.png
CainFace.pngYou're really sticking with that name, huh? Haha...

You earned it.CharlotteFace.png
NoelFace.pngThey also took something from Anna.
It's an Amethyst Pendant. It's very important to her.
It was a gift from our real father. When we were
left at the Orphanage, all we had was Nomos,
Nostra, and that pendant.


Why would Meteor want something like that?CharlotteFace.png
Well, whatever.
I'll work on getting this cage open. You two go on ahead.​
So we go to the top of the lair to confront Dr. Evil
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I confess it was fortunate that Sirius of this "Team Meteor" came to me with the proposal that
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he did.
He had the means to capture my fugitives, and for
payment he needed only to extract from this girl a
single object-- a Ruby Ring.
At his behest, I hold her captive here for questioning later.
Though I doubt that will be fruitful, given that she has become withdrawn to the point of silence.
CainFace.pngAnd whose fault do you think that is? After
what you did to her, she may not even be able to
speak at all!


Loss of speech is not among the effects of electroconvulsive therapy.DoctorFace.png
She hasn't lost her ability to speak. Only her will.
Yet you present with such animosity. Do you really
intend to fight me to reclaim her?
Or perhaps you'll accept a different solution.
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its desition time! Should we fight Dr. Connal or not? vote here:
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
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Vee is here to give their mons rabies and if she could talk she would probably be reciting edgy poetry, but I'm not ripping off the Pokémons can talk gag from the Wack LP.
It wouldn't be stealing.gif

Guys I just want to let you know that if Shelly or any of the retarded gym leaders I've already defeated die because of some faggotry and I lose their badges forcing me to regain them I'll quit the LP.

It would be 100% in line with how Sargon has been shown to say fuck it, and give up at that point. :story: Are we just going to head canon that as them joining team meteor?

It's like they spent all this money. and are trying to make fancy and intimidating pokeball holders, and RnD came up with this ridiculous coil design. They already spent a ton of money on them, so they shrugged and sent them to some of the meteor members. No way Solaris knows about these. :story: He is way too serious of a person to let his members use something like this.


its desition time! Should we fight Dr. Connal or not? vote here:
I am not really sure. My inner LPer wants to fight him just because that how I am

But at the same time. I want to see what this "different solution" he mentions is.

Aw fuck it I am voting no just because I am a rebel.
 
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Mary the Goldsmith

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It would be 100% in line with how Sargon has been shown to say fuck it, and give up at that point. :story: Are we just going to head canon that as them joining team meteor?
If I ever quit the LP this is the "cannon" explanation: "Sargon said fuck it and joined Team Meteor"
No way Solaris knows about these. :story: He is way too serious of a person to let his members use something like this.
plot twist: Taka designed the coils and Solaris let it slide because he is a good father
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
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Holy molly that more then just rabid, look at those wilting pedals.

AS armstrong would say. It is diseased, rotten to the core. There is no saving it.

If there was a impulse version of Meganium it would be this, and it's job would just to kill the wild life with rabies, and other diseases.
 

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