Let's Sperg Pokémon Reborn (Screenshot LP) -A Matureᵀᴹ take on the beloved franchaise- - Hey, I remember this fangame! I remember it being really fucking disappointing and I gave up on it.

Should we forgive Cal?

  • Fuck yes

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Fuck No

    Votes: 16 100.0%

  • Total voters
    16
  • Poll closed .

Mary the Goldsmith

kiwifarms.net
Episode 27: Blue Balled

Welcome back to more Reborn!
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Here's our latest badge, and I'm still pissed off that we lost 2 badges because of Corey and Kiki, but my psychiatrist tells me that sperging is not healthy so let's just move on. And investigate the noise from the last episode.
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introduce you to the Elite Four is not an easy feat.
ElFace.png
BenettFace.png
Of course not, sir.

I am doing you a great service, so I expect the same in return and ElFace.png
therein complete compliance from you.

BenettFace.pngYes, sir.

Why do I get the feeling El is gonna ask Bennet to suck his cock?

Then let's begin with this. Tell me what you can ElFace.png
about my daughter's whereabouts.
I know already that you were not sharing all that you know before.
Where did Luna go?
BenettFace.pngShe may have mentioned Vanhanen Castle. Sorry, sir.

Vanhanen Castle. Of course. ElFace.png
That swine.

BenettFace.png I beg your pardon?

It's nothing. ElFace.png
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The pokémart disappears while these two where sperging.

Just one more thing. ElFace.png
When she left, she had on her a certain Emerald Brooch I had given to her.
Does she still have it?

BenettFace.pngOh, that! Yes, definitely. It looks great on--
Um. Yes, sir.


Good. Then you've served your purpose. ElFace.png
Let's go.
BenettFace.pngRight this second?

Yes. Unless you want to pass up your chance at fortune?ElFace.png
BenettFace.pngNo, sir. Very well.
Good bye, Mother.
I'll return home when I can.


Sure Bennet, go with the creepy priest promising you a good time, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
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...No telling where it's actually ended up though. Not far, probably.
SierraFace.png

And the bad news is that Bennett also isn't here.
He probably will be very far away though.
sargonFace.png
How is that faggot's absence bad news?

He says that he'll be studying with that stranger to SierraFace.png
join the Elite Four, which, if that's true and it pans out,
is wonderful.
I should be happy for my son, shouldn't I?
I should be happy.
But if you do run into him somewhere, please look
out for him for me.

sargonFace.pngFuck no, last time someone asked me to look after their offspring he became an hero, and I swear to Giratina if you an hero too I'll join Team Meteor...

I'm sure he can take care of himself, but he doesn't SierraFace.png
always make the best choices.
Then again, does anyone?
First Luna and Gardevoir.
Now Bennett too. It's almost surreal.
All things do fade away in time, it seems...
sargonFace.png...yeah, anyway I'm going, smell ya later.

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And so our hunt for the pokéMart resumes, but at least we got a badge out of this whole ordeal.
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After running around like a retard, I manage to find the PokéMart, it ended up next to the cave that leads to Charlotte's house.
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So we buy the meds and head back.
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sargonFace.pngI'm back bitches!

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LauraFace.png
I'm glad!
Anna, wake up.
We've got something for you.


...Huh?
AnnaFace.png
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NoelFace.png
It's medicine, so you feel better.
Drink it.


Ohmigosh... Sargon went and got this?AnnaFace.png
Thank you so much!
I'm sure Nostra will really appreciate it!
sargonFace.pngYeah, whatever just drink it and...

Here you go, Nostra. AnnaFace.png
This'll make you better.
LauraFace.pngAnna, stop!
What are you doing?!
Don't pour it all over your doll........

SargonEvil.png
What the fuck is wrong with you? fucking schizo!


NoelFace.pngYou're wasting the medicine doing that, Anna.

Wasting it?AnnaFace.png
How is Nostra gonna get better if she doesn't drink it?
CharlotteFace.png
Nostra isn't the one we're worried about.

SargonEvil.pngYou stop wasting the medicine this fucking instant or I will force feed it to you...

There! She drank it all! AnnaFace.png
See?
NoelFace.pngIt's soaked.

And she feels much better!AnnaFace.png
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You saved Nostra's life!AnnaFace.png
NoelFace.pngBut she's not alive, Anna. She's...

I think Nomos wants you to stop lying, Noel. AnnaFace.png
You should listen to him.
CharlotteFace.pngWell, she certainly does seem to be
feeling better.

SargonEvil.pngSo I went trough all this trouble to help a fucking schizo girl who was faking ebing ill because fuck you thats why? You motherfuckers make me miss Cain, thats how much I fucking hate you, I̶̘͓̠̫̬̫̳͍͆͆̊̓̊̓̆͒̿̈̈́̎͊̚ ̵̹̪̟̠̈͒͋̂͋͂̈́ẁ̶͇̭̻͍͇̱͌į̵̙̼̮̘́̈͐̑͊̏̚l̶̨̛̲̖͇̬̜̬̄̈́̂̊͌̊̓̂̓́̕͠l̸̹̻̯̪͔͚͑͆̈́͒̉̀̀̽̚ ̶̧͕̖͕͈̱͉̗̞̀̈́̇s̷͇̠̹̜̰̟̙͖̝̐̂̎̑̈́̅̍͠l̷̛̺̫͎̹̘̬̀͊͂͛̅̓̊̎̀͝a̸̧̰̦̭̮̤̦̘͂̔̊̓̓̿̄̌́͗̓̍͘ͅŭ̷̢̟̣̝̣̼̭̠̃̄̈́̚͝͠g̵̡̢̹̖̠̖̝̗͍̙͊̈́̋́̽͋́́̐̐̓̒͒͘ͅh̶̨̩̦̦̗̰̼͌̆͗͋̐t̷̢͙̞̣͖̟̪͚̪̀̇̍͌̀̂̅͒̀̅̒̓͜͠ę̴̨̢̨͚͉̳͈̥̇̀͐̋̽͂͗̇͘͜͝ŗ̴̛̰͙̙͉͈̟̅̏̆͛̚͘͝ ̴̧̢̛̺͖͙̥͇̂̾͗̾̄̄͑à̶̛̜̯̙̻̝̦̹̳̠͋̇̈̈́͐̈́̋̈́́̆̀͜͠͠l̵͍͒̋͗̀̍̀̀́̌͂͌̆́͌̉l̶͓͖͛̽̀ ̸̢̻͓̞͎̣̭̣͔̞̪̳̂́̌̈́̀̕̕͝o̵̪͍͛̍̽͋̈́̈́͒̈́̿̂͂̔͘f̶̰͎̠̤͙̭̗̕ͅ ̸̧̗͓̤̟̹̙̼̦́̂̐̏̿͠ỹ̸̼̻͕͇̙̒̄̊̈́̓̈́͝ȯ̶̡̪̰͍̰̣̖̥u̸̟͙͓͕̭̭̱͉̬̯̱̭̺̻̎̓̇͂̾̀̂͘͝͝͠ ̸̢̢̢̻̟̱̳̪͇̞̽̒̽̏̍̃̇̎̂͛͆͘͘͠͝ͅͅa̷̧͚̼͕̤̣̹̝͔̾̎̃͑̅͑̔̎̔͛͒͜͝͝͝n̵̺̺̣̮̯̰͓͇̼̑͐̿d̷̡̤̯̆̊̎̌̎̋̇̈͒̚͠ ̵̻̹̱̞͗̉͛̿̒͠͠ͅ*̵̟̙͉͎͙̼͔͕͈͓̾͒̀̈͛̇̓͘͘i̴̡̢̧̦͔̱̟͈̜͓̝͈̥̯̿̈́̒̎̀̅̚̚͘͝n̶͙̝̹͇̟̣̤̹̟̹̜͊̆͂́̄͌͌̕̚̚͝͝c̷̢̗̭͎̘̲͐͐̋̏̄̍͂̑̐͐́̂͜ơ̶̻̟̤̓̋̽̅͑̋́̈́̍͊͘͘͝m̶̛̗̖̰̦̪̠̞͔͚͛͂̃̉̉̎͝͝p̶̭̲͚͎̓̓͗r̸͔̹͇̬̻̟̭̞̓̿̇̃͜e̶͎͖̩͇͈̬͎̗̿̈́̓̐̔͊́̎͌̓͒̉͝ͅͅḫ̵̨̛̟̤̄̎̈́̈́͗̂̅̆͆͑̃͘͜e̸͉̥͎̗̥͌̈́̒̄͆̈́̀̎̀̊̽̄̈ṇ̴̨̝͎͍͔̹̝̪͕̹̳̼̆͗͊̓̈̓̀̿̕͘͝s̴̨͖̿̓̌̾̓̚i̷̛̬͊͌̎̑̈́͝b̶̬̩̘͎̙̀͗̈̒̈́͐̂́́̐l̸̡̢͍̱͕̤̱̖̭͚̩͇̺̙̲͗͐̋̐̀̅͘ȩ̸̨̡̢͍͉̪̥̬͈̲͔͚́̅̊͗͘̕ ̸̛̲̀͋̅̂͒́͒͑̋͐̈́͠ã̵̡̨͕̳̱͍͕̥̍̉̄̽̒͒͒͝u̷͖͙͇̝̺̮͇̮̓̓̓̐́̔͑̔͝ͅt̸̡̜̣̩̹͈́̿̑̂͒̓͐͌̕ĩ̵̧̨̘͎̰͖̠̗̝̜̩̼̭̍̀̽̿̍͘ș̷̨̛͈͉̭͔̙͍̬̹̳̹̏̍́̔̀t̸̥̀̿̆̋̂͛̄̏ì̴͔̉͑̒̿̔̐͒̽̒͗̃͘͠ć̸̤̫̯̳͚̜̈̾̈́́͘͘ ̶̛̱̝̫͇̍̋̔͌̉ḑ̸̪̱̥̜̙̓̉̄̎̆̄̊͆̀͠e̸̢̢̘̼͍͉͓͙̽̈́̂̎̽̓̋͐̏͘̕m̵̢͇̦̪͉̙̭͍̹͖͖̱̥̐̌͊̑̿͆͝o̴̧̨͈͔͖̰̎͂̆͒͗͆̈́͑͊̿͊͐͘͠n̴͕̽̊̉̍i̴̢̝͍̿̇̒̿̈́͛̈̐̾̾̕c̶̟͇̞̮̪̳͍̠̹̤̒͌̈́̇͐͊̍͠ͅ ̵̡̛̝̝̯̝͎̝̦̲͉̫̭̖͍̈́̀͒̔̓̈̋̿̈́̏̚ͅs̶̳̙̬̦̔͒̑̾͌͗̄̀̾̀̑͊c̷̮͚̳͎͑̌̀̽̿̓̂̍̓̚͝ȓ̵̢̛̍͊͂͌̒̕͜ͅē̴̢̬̗̪͓̗̘̦̼͔͇͙̦͚͠ë̴͙͊̃̃̈̈́̃̏̚ç̴̛̹̤̜̳͉͚̱̩̞̓̐͆ḩ̴͈̞̳̣̥̆̑͒̔̂̈́͋͊͆̾͑͝i̶̡͍̲͍̠̠͉̲͋̓̓̉̅̀͗̓͐͐̕͘̕͜͝n̵̢̨̫͖͎̬̳͕̞͍̫͎̲̞̈́ͅģ̸͉̘̱͖̰̓*̸̡͍̞̙̰̯͔͍̬͔̻̙̝̈́̈́̆̋͆͆̀͝



LauraFace.pngI guess that's all that counts.

Oh, hi, Laura!AnnaFace.png
When did you get here?
LauraFace.pngUm, I've been here.

Huh? I didn't see you... AnnaFace.png
Oh well.
Anyway, sorry for Nostra causing all that trouble!
Especially for you, Sargon.
But maybe we can make it up to you now!
SargonEvil.png*Incomprehensible blood curdling screeching*

Noel? Can you and Nomos do a Gym Battle?AnnaFace.png
NoelFace.pngRight now?

Yeah! AnnaFace.png
I feel like it's going to be really, really important that Sargon collects every Badge really soon!
And since we have two Gym Leaders right here, it only makes sense!
SargonEvil.pngȲ̷̨͈̭̫̠͈͕̮͂̒́͐͌̓̀̂͝ǫ̴̛͖̼̗͔̬̗̈́͛͌̊̆̓̈́̑̐̎̓u̸̱̩̮̱̺͙͓̝̱͈̘͈̓̆̌̍͊͗͒͛̔̆̈́̔̚͜͝͠ ̸̡̡̧̧̞̠̹̱͚̭̩͔͉̝̆͒̌̄̂̾̔̃̉͌́͐̊̋w̴͈̰͇̗̮̓̀͌̆̓̇͐̄̈͋̒̉̇̀͘į̵̪̻̱͍̩͓́͐̇͌̏̅̆͗͂͗̅͋l̴̢͉̃͋̀̽̏̔͆̒̐͝l̷̺͔͛̎̀̾̊̎̀́́ ̴̢̲̣̜̖̪̗͚̾̃̍͂̉̍̔͒̊͗̽͐͑̌r̵̪̞̐̈́͜͝e̵̯̳̯̪͑̿͠ģ̶͋͗̍̋̿r̶͉͉̹̦͙͇̦̪͉̬͈̿̍̉͊͛͐̈́̀̕e̶̛̛̻̻͇̩̬̩̟͕͖̪̪̍̅̉͋́̋͑͌͆̆͠͝t̶̘͍͕̃̔̿͒̽̓͂̐͒̌̂̔̂ ̷̨̛̪̥͔̭̙̯̱̙̜̘̿̽̐̋̂̓̀̾̈́̑̈́̋͜t̵̨̨̻̞̦͎̘̲͕̦͒͐ͅḩ̸̡̣̜̜̘̺̬̬̎̐e̷̡̻̼̳̭̗͍̩͕͎̖̍̑͊ ̴̛̜̞̠͔̙͚̳̖̽͗̅̽́̂̿̿͑̋̀͒̎d̷̮͍̣̮̓̏͒͌̀̾́̓̓̋̃̐̽̕͜͝ą̴͎̻̥͎̫̈͐̅̓̂͛͗͝͝ͅy̷̧͕̟̥͈̲͍̫̝͗͐͋̏̎.̸͍̘̃͛̽̀̽̌͠.̴̡̢̛̛̞͔̼̞͇̦̳̔̋̉͑̊.̷̧̡͚̥͈̼̣̦̤̎͂̇̃̓̏͌͌̓͠͝ Wait did you say gym battle? Hell yeah!

CharlotteFace.png Sargon isn't quite to my rank yet, so I'll pass on that one.


sargonFace.pngSure keep telling yourself that cunt.

Okay, but you'll do it, right, Noel?AnnaFace.png
NoelFace.pngUh... Nomos says this might not be the best time.

sargonFace.pngStop, making excuses and fight me already, faggot!

Huh? Weren't you listening to Nomos at all? AnnaFace.png
He said this was a great time!
Come on, let's go outside so Sargon can earn another Badge already!
sargonFace.pngCan't believe I'm agreeing with the schizo, but yeah, lets earn another badge already.
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Another gym battle so soon? I'm not gonna complain, but first I need to do some changes to the team.
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I caught this little guy a while ago and with some training he is gonna be perfect to wreck Noel's team.
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@Yukari Yakumo named him, I'll go with Spice Boy.
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sargonFace.pngJust fight me already you schizo!

I guess if you're ready, take your place.NoelFace.png
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Either Trainer is allowed to make--CharlotteFace.png
SargonEvil.pngFor fucks sake, literally everyone knows how this shite works...

Saphira!CharlotteFace.png

Out of nowhere this bitch arrives in a Dragonite.
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You're here.
SafiraFace.png
CharlotteFace.pngSurprised to see ya, Sis.

SAPHIRA: And Anna, Noel... You all escaped. SafiraFace.png
CharlotteFace.pngYeah, Sargon and Shelly gave us a hand.
We've gotten away from the Doctor twice already.


sargonFace.pngI did all the work, Shelly is just dead weight.

We're gonna have to make it three times.SafiraFace.png
The Doctor is coming here.
Now.
And he's not alone.
His orderlies and Team Meteor are with him.
A group is coming across the lake, too, meaning our only escape is cut off.
LauraFace.pngWhat should we do?

The only thing there is to do.SafiraFace.png
Fight.
Listen up.
Charlotte, Anna, Noel, and uh, you, other girl.
ShellyFace.png
Um, um, my name is--

Quiet. Hurry and get inside, and find somewhere to hide.SafiraFace.png

Sargon meanwhile is sperging on /pol/ You see someone is argueing that the tranny suicide rate currently sits at 51% and the sole mention of statistics activated Sargon's autism.

CharlotteFace.pngHello? No way.
I'm not about to run and hide when I can melt their faces off here and now.


Overruled.SafiraFace.png
The Doctor still has potential legal authority over you, since you're not an adult yet.
We might be able to resolve the escape charge, but we don't want you to have to deal with resisting
arrest too.
So leave this to us.
Sargon, right? And Laura.
I'm charging you two with defending the house.
Anyone gets in, destroy them.
NOTHING is going to touch my family.
Understand?
SargonPhone.png
Uh huh, sure...


The Doctor is coming around the long way, but Team Meteor is on the water.SafiraFace.png
I'm sure they thought they were being clever making
sure we couldn't escape that way.
But that means they're vulnerable on the
water's surface.
I'm going ahead; I'll take down as many of them as I
can.
You all assume your positions.
Dragonite, forward!
CharlotteFace.pngSo that's our older sister.
Pretty cool, right?


We need to hurry inside. NoelFace.png
CharlotteFace.pngYeah. Follow her lead!
Come on, everybody in!


Ah fuck, I knew having another badge so soon was too good to be true, and I had already picked Noel's theme song, damn it!

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NoelFace.pngChances are, if anybody gets in, they'll be able to find us.

That means Sargon and Laura are our primary line of defense.CharlotteFace.png
And that's fine.
Laura's part of the Elite Four, too, so no one's gonna beat her.
And Sargon is practically a wrecking ball.
Any dumb Meteor or Doctor who comes here is going to get their face smashed in. Right, Sargon?

sargonFace.pngExactly.

That's the spirit. CharlotteFace.png
Anyway, we're not gonna all be able to hide in the same place, so let's split into two groups.

AnnaFace.pngOkay! How about Noel and I hide upstairs?

Then Shelly and I will find somewhere in the kitchen.CharlotteFace.png
LauraFace.pngThen, I'll guard the upstairs, and Sargon will take downstairs?
Though, do please try to be gentle with the living room.


Sounds like a plan. CharlotteFace.png
Everyone, break!
And they all go hide, and Dr. Evil comes in shortly after.

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sargonFace.pngOh hi doc, hows it going?

I have no intention of extending to you the same mercy as when last we met.
DoctorFace.png

I am here to reclaim what you have stolen from me.
Those children belong at the Orphanage.
They are my propert
y.​
sargonFace.pngI'm really tempted to let you take them, but I still need their badges, so I'm gonna have to say no.

Orderlies, search the upper floor. DoctorFace.png
I'll eliminate this annoyance.
sargonFace.pngBring it on fag!
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If we had battled Dr. Sigmund back in episode 23, he would mention how Sargon is too strong for him and go search upstairs himself while we battle his orderlies
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Let's see how annoying this asshole is, cue Dr. Connal's battle theme.
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He leads with this pink thing, Spice boy deals heavy damage with Crunch, Musharna survives and sets up psychic terrain but falls to a second crunch, I'm overleveled for this fight since I stupidly thought I would be fighting Noel so I trained my mons to be close to the level cap.
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Next up is Rotom, the critter manages to land a thunderbolt that nearly takes half os Spice Boy's health before falling to a single crunch.
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Raichu uses Nasty Plot hoping to boost its next attack, but falls to a single Earthquake from No Suit.
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Spice Boy returns to the fray to deal with the child abductor mon, taking it out with a single crunch before it could even attack.
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Next we have the pokémon responsible for turning Heather into a potato, it uses meditate to boost its stats and even manges to survive an earthquake, landing a powerful Ice Punch in the next turn, but No Suit shurgs it off and kills it with another Earthquake.
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sargonFace.pngYou're just jelly that your plot armor isn't as strong as the other characters.

And his Neverending Story ripoff falls to a single Superpower from our fat pig before it even gets a chance to attack.
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somebody is seething.
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Note: Sirius entered the room as soon as the battle was over, the dialogue box is currently on top of him.

Where are your men?DoctorFace.png
SiriusFace.png
Gone.
Dead for all I know.
That accursed woman with the Dragonite came and
shot us down as we were crossing the lake.
I clipped her wings in return though, and hauled
myself out of the water.
Now I am NOT leaving here empty-handed.
Where are the children?


This vexatious brat is protecting them. DoctorFace.png
SiriusFace.pngIs that so?
Well, Doctor, I cannot help but notice, there are now two of us, and only one brat.


sargonFace.pngBitch please I could easily beat both of you at once, I'm too OP at this point.

SiriusFace.pngIf we split up, their actions will only tell us where they're hiding.
And they can't stop both of us at once.
I'll go this way, Doctor.
And you go through the door over there.
So, Sargon? Who will you stop?


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Its time to choose Kiwis who do we stop? Vote here: https://linkto.run/p/NBDNNKAM
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Another vote for Sirius. Oh and look, another 6edgy12me character who murders people with a Dragonite. Never saw that before.
I am willing to give them the benefit of the doubt they didn't mean they got murdered here. Sirius doesn't seem like the type to give two shits about his teammates to look.

More the pokemon got fainted over the lake and meteor only took with them what they needed and no back up flying pokemon. And for some reason no surf pokemon.



That is unless Sirius shows up later confirms Yes they are all dead, or Sargon takes a swim in the lake and finds floating bodies of the drowned TM members.
 
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Mary the Goldsmith

kiwifarms.net
I'm just gonna sperg here for a bit:
With all this dialogue and pointless... I'm sorry deep and complex character relations, this game probably would have worked better as a visual novel, but if that was the case I wouldn't be playing it cause visual novels are gay, so everything happens for a reason I guess.
And I fucking hate the "schizo gang" its clear the game desperately wants me to like them, but they are just so fucking unlikable, why the fuck does Noel keep making excuses to fight Sargon? We are fighting a dangerous terrorist organization and considering how retarded the regions rules are its very important that Sargon has all the badges, how else is xe going to beat Solaris who has lvl 75+ pokémon if xe doesn't have the badges that allow their mon to obey? Any normal person would just hand over the badge maybe tell Sargon the good ol' "If anybody asks we totally battled and it was epic and I almost beat you, but you got lucky at the end ok?" but noooo he has to make excuses and delay so the plot can happen, and fucking Anna being the "so speshul" OC donut steal is really annoying, the "She is not a schizo but actually a TRUE & HONEST psychich" reveal can be seen from miles away, some examples: she sees Charlotte as a horribly burned girl because of something that will be revealed later, hint: its the reason she's an oprhan,
She burned down her house and killed her parents (apparently it was an accident)
, She sees Sargon as "glowing" because she is a CIA secret weapon is the protagonist, Anna is also either a member of the elite 4 or a reserve champion, the proof is this interview
Gossip Gardevoir's interview intermission!
Hello! Gossip Gardevoir here in Interview Intermission, bringing YOU the inside scoop on Reborn's celebrity figures!

Today I'm meeting with one of Reborn's strongest trainers!

She's big! She's bad-ass ! And she's set to tear you a new one--

ANNA: Hey! I'm not any of those things!

GARDEVOIR: Only joking! Everyone say hi to Anna!

ANNA: And Nostra! Don't forget her.

GARDEVOIR: Yes... Nostra too... Wouldn't want to forget her... Anyway! Anna, you may not be big or bad-ass, but if your rank is any indication, you sure know how to battle. Tell us, what's your secret? How can you be so talented at such a young age?

ANNA: Huh ? I'm not sure I understand the question... Because it doesn't matter how old you are as long as you're good at something, right? There are talented people who are old, so it only makes sense that there would be talented people who are also young.

GARDEVOIR: ...Surprisingly wise words! Or I guess we shouldn't be surprised by now. Tell us, how did you earn your position?

ANNA: Oh, Mr.Shadow recommended me for it and Nostra helped me beat all the competition! I owe it to all to my friends!

GARDEVOIR: A Shadow and a doll... Right... Well, your talent certainly is undeniable.

ANNA: Miss, have we met before?

GARDEVOIR: ...I'm sorry, what?

ANNA: I think we met before. Nostra thinks so too.

GARDEVOIR: Well, it's only natural that I should seem familiar! I am, after all, a celebrity.

ANNA: Oh, you are? That's so cool! I thought you were just a random Gardevoir who wanted to talk.

GARDEVOIR: I--You... haven't heard of me?

ANNA: Nu-uh.

GARDEVOIR: ...That's all for today!
And I could go on and on about this faggotry but you get the idea
All that being said I'm not quitting just yet I have to see this trough with my own eyes.
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
I'm just gonna sperg here for a bit:
With all this dialogue and pointless... I'm sorry deep and complex character relations, this game probably would have worked better as a visual novel, but if that was the case I wouldn't be playing it cause visual novels are gay, so everything happens for a reason I guess.
And I fucking hate the "schizo gang" its clear the game desperately wants me to like them, but they are just so fucking unlikable, why the fuck does Noel keep making excuses to fight Sargon? We are fighting a dangerous terrorist organization and considering how retarded the regions rules are its very important that Sargon has all the badges, how else is xe going to beat Solaris who has lvl 75+ pokémon if xe doesn't have the badges that allow their mon to obey? Any normal person would just hand over the badge maybe tell Sargon the good ol' "If anybody asks we totally battled and it was epic and I almost beat you, but you got lucky at the end ok?" but noooo he has to make excuses and delay so the plot can happen, and fucking Anna being the "so speshul" OC donut steal is really annoying, the "She is not a schizo but actually a TRUE & HONEST psychich" reveal can be seen from miles away, some examples: she sees Charlotte as a horribly burned girl because of something that will be revealed later, hint: its the reason she's an oprhan,
She burned down her house and killed her parents (apparently it was an accident)
, She sees Sargon as "glowing" because she is a CIA secret weapon is the protagonist, Anna is also either a member of the elite 4 or a reserve champion, the proof is this interview
Gossip Gardevoir's interview intermission!
Hello! Gossip Gardevoir here in Interview Intermission, bringing YOU the inside scoop on Reborn's celebrity figures!

Today I'm meeting with one of Reborn's strongest trainers!

She's big! She's bad-ass ! And she's set to tear you a new one--

ANNA: Hey! I'm not any of those things!

GARDEVOIR: Only joking! Everyone say hi to Anna!

ANNA: And Nostra! Don't forget her.

GARDEVOIR: Yes... Nostra too... Wouldn't want to forget her... Anyway! Anna, you may not be big or bad-ass, but if your rank is any indication, you sure know how to battle. Tell us, what's your secret? How can you be so talented at such a young age?

ANNA: Huh ? I'm not sure I understand the question... Because it doesn't matter how old you are as long as you're good at something, right? There are talented people who are old, so it only makes sense that there would be talented people who are also young.

GARDEVOIR: ...Surprisingly wise words! Or I guess we shouldn't be surprised by now. Tell us, how did you earn your position?

ANNA: Oh, Mr.Shadow recommended me for it and Nostra helped me beat all the competition! I owe it to all to my friends!

GARDEVOIR: A Shadow and a doll... Right... Well, your talent certainly is undeniable.

ANNA: Miss, have we met before?

GARDEVOIR: ...I'm sorry, what?

ANNA: I think we met before. Nostra thinks so too.

GARDEVOIR: Well, it's only natural that I should seem familiar! I am, after all, a celebrity.

ANNA: Oh, you are? That's so cool! I thought you were just a random Gardevoir who wanted to talk.

GARDEVOIR: I--You... haven't heard of me?

ANNA: Nu-uh.

GARDEVOIR: ...That's all for today!
And I could go on and on about this faggotry but you get the idea
All that being said I'm not quitting just yet I have to see this trough with my own eyes.
Wait hold on, is that a canon talking pokemon in reborn? :story:
 

Peru oso donas

ME ENCANTA SER NAZI
kiwifarms.net
Voting for team meteor guy. We already beat Dr malpractice. Better to go after the bigger fish then punch down on bootleg Albert wesker who we already beat.

also his delaying line reminds me of Wesker.
Looks like i wasn't the only one who got Wesker vibes from the Chomo Doc, i even read all his lines in my head with Joel's shitty Wesker impression.
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Looks like i wasn't the only one who got Wesker vibes from the Chomo Doc, i even read all his lines in my head with Joel's shitty Wesker impression.
Sargon did already have a fight (even if it wasn't with the doc) at a volcano, and it involved in some way( Doing it because it was the only way to progress the story, to get strength tm) Punching(moving) boulders(The fuck you waste a few hours on bullshit rocks part). All we need now is for the doctor to tell us how he plans to released something into the atmosphere ensuring complete global saturation.
 

Snufkin Avi

SNUFKIN AVI BUT ILL NEVER WATCH MOOMIN VALLEY
kiwifarms.net
>Have to do a fetch quest
>Constantly get cucked out of due to plot induced stupidity
>Finally get it after tons a gay dialouge
>It gets played off for a gag.

10/10 Game design, not stupid and totally enraging at all guys haha.
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
>Have to do a fetch quest
>Constantly get cucked out of due to plot induced stupidity
>Finally get it after tons a gay dialouge
>It gets played off for a gag.

10/10 Game design, not stupid and totally enraging at all guys haha.
It turns the player into a butt monkey. A tall poppy getting cut because they dare to try to do something.
 

Mary the Goldsmith

kiwifarms.net
Wait hold on, is that a canon talking pokemon in reborn? :story:
Yes, apparently gossip Gardevoir is a sort of celebrity in the region, if you interact with the TVs in the game you can choose to watch her channel and one of several interviews between her and the main cast will play at random, maybe in the near future I'll do a "side episode" transcribing all of them.
Wait, SHADE recommended Anna for this bullshit league? God damn it.
"We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Sargon" -Shade probably-
 

Pitaya Argbod

Only Gets Worse from Here on In
kiwifarms.net
I'm just gonna sperg here for a bit:
With all this dialogue and pointless... I'm sorry deep and complex character relations, this game probably would have worked better as a visual novel, but if that was the case I wouldn't be playing it cause visual novels are gay, so everything happens for a reason I guess.
And I fucking hate the "schizo gang" its clear the game desperately wants me to like them, but they are just so fucking unlikable, why the fuck does Noel keep making excuses to fight Sargon? We are fighting a dangerous terrorist organization and considering how retarded the regions rules are its very important that Sargon has all the badges, how else is xe going to beat Solaris who has lvl 75+ pokémon if xe doesn't have the badges that allow their mon to obey? Any normal person would just hand over the badge maybe tell Sargon the good ol' "If anybody asks we totally battled and it was epic and I almost beat you, but you got lucky at the end ok?" but noooo he has to make excuses and delay so the plot can happen, and fucking Anna being the "so speshul" OC donut steal is really annoying, the "She is not a schizo but actually a TRUE & HONEST psychich" reveal can be seen from miles away, some examples: she sees Charlotte as a horribly burned girl because of something that will be revealed later, hint: its the reason she's an oprhan,
She burned down her house and killed her parents (apparently it was an accident)
, She sees Sargon as "glowing" because she is a CIA secret weapon is the protagonist, Anna is also either a member of the elite 4 or a reserve champion, the proof is this interview
Gossip Gardevoir's interview intermission!
Hello! Gossip Gardevoir here in Interview Intermission, bringing YOU the inside scoop on Reborn's celebrity figures!

Today I'm meeting with one of Reborn's strongest trainers!

She's big! She's bad-ass ! And she's set to tear you a new one--

ANNA: Hey! I'm not any of those things!

GARDEVOIR: Only joking! Everyone say hi to Anna!

ANNA: And Nostra! Don't forget her.

GARDEVOIR: Yes... Nostra too... Wouldn't want to forget her... Anyway! Anna, you may not be big or bad-ass, but if your rank is any indication, you sure know how to battle. Tell us, what's your secret? How can you be so talented at such a young age?

ANNA: Huh ? I'm not sure I understand the question... Because it doesn't matter how old you are as long as you're good at something, right? There are talented people who are old, so it only makes sense that there would be talented people who are also young.

GARDEVOIR: ...Surprisingly wise words! Or I guess we shouldn't be surprised by now. Tell us, how did you earn your position?

ANNA: Oh, Mr.Shadow recommended me for it and Nostra helped me beat all the competition! I owe it to all to my friends!

GARDEVOIR: A Shadow and a doll... Right... Well, your talent certainly is undeniable.

ANNA: Miss, have we met before?

GARDEVOIR: ...I'm sorry, what?

ANNA: I think we met before. Nostra thinks so too.

GARDEVOIR: Well, it's only natural that I should seem familiar! I am, after all, a celebrity.

ANNA: Oh, you are? That's so cool! I thought you were just a random Gardevoir who wanted to talk.

GARDEVOIR: I--You... haven't heard of me?

ANNA: Nu-uh.

GARDEVOIR: ...That's all for today!
And I could go on and on about this faggotry but you get the idea
All that being said I'm not quitting just yet I have to see this trough with my own eyes.
been catching up with your playthrough in the past weeks. I hope you don't quit. Making Sargon a horribly edgy shithead who despises the white niggers xhe is forced to deal with makes all this OC Donut Steel shit bearable. Looking forward to more fake social media posts too. My god, please don't stop.
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Yes, apparently gossip Gardevoir is a sort of celebrity in the region, if you interact with the TVs in the game you can choose to watch her channel and one of several interviews between her and the main cast will play at random, maybe in the near future I'll do a "side episode" transcribing all of them.

"We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Sargon" -Shade probably-
Oh goody, we get to see the pokemon version of a blowup doll interview planks of wood. :story:

Shade likely did it knowing full well, the best way to wrangle tards is to keep them all together, so they don't go messing with normal people.
 
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Mary the Goldsmith

kiwifarms.net
Side Episode 5: Celebrity faggotry

Welcome back to Reborn!
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While we wait for the Poll's results Sargon has been watching the news on zer phone.

SiriusFace.png
: Soooo... who are you gonna stop? Me or Dr. Shocksalot?
SargonPhone.png
:Shut up Cunt, I can't hear the news.

Hmmm, Based on simple observation I'm starting to believe you may have some form of autism...
DoctorFace.png

SargonEvil.png





:The Fuck did you just say?

Err... nothing, keep watching the news...DoctorFace.png
Gossip Gardevoir's interview intermission!
Hello! Gossip Gardevoir here in Interview Intermission, bringing YOU the inside scoop on Reborn's celebrity figures!

Today we're meeting Julia Wilde in a quaint cafe to get a bite-- and a scoop.

Here she comes now--

She strolls through the door, swagger in her step and saffron seifuku in full bloom, she rocks a pair of shades like it's nobody's business and they just have to deal with it.

The girl's got style, the girl's got class, she's coming this way--

...And she crashed.

Julia, helloooo? I'm over here!

JULIA: Huh...

GARDEVOIR: Just where where you looking?! You walked right into that table!

JULIA: Oh... Good morning...

GARDEVOIR: Wait, were you wearing those shades just to hide the fact that your eyes were closed as you were walking?!

JULIA: Well, duh... How else am I gonna sleepwalk without anyone noticing?

GARDEVOIR: I'm not so sure that's quite how sleepwalking works, dear.

JULIA: Hey, who's the expert here? You or me? I don't see you sleepwalking into any tables!

GARDEVOIR: As if I would! So much for class... Come on, pick up that chair and sit down.

So, Julia, I understand that you have somewhat of a fixation with blowing things up.

JULIA: It's just a hobby!

GARDEVOIR: Could you tell us how that got started?

JULIA: Yeah! Okay, so when I was younger I dated this guy named Rod-- actually was it Rod? Maybe that was Ringo... I always get them mixed up. Anyways-- So we were out at the park this one time and he keeps like, checking his phone, right? So at one point he steps into the restroom and I check it too, to like, see what was so important that he was taking time away from me-- anyway, it turned out he was texting this other girl, and you know, there's really only one logical thing to do in a situation like that, right? Which is to open up his phone and change around a couple wires and have a Pokemon jolt up the battery, just to make it glitch out, give a little spook, right? I mean, that's what anyone would do. So he gets back from the bathroom and starts up the phone and he doesn't expect a thing but I'm just sitting there like ":3c" And then suddenly the whole device sparks and the screen melts and he screams and throws it away and it hits a wall and BOOM! I hadn't felt that excited in years! Like blowing things up is WAY more fun than guys. But if you COMBINE the two it's even better! Not that I'm trying to blow up any guys up... But you know, the look on their faces is just priceless!

GARDEVOIR: I'm... sure it is. Listen, have you considered professional therapy?

JULIA: Therapy? Me? Oh no, I'm not really good at giving advice and helping people. I'm flattered you think so though! Anyway, I thought the whole kaboom-thing might come up today, so I prepared a demonstration! Do you wanna see?

GARDEVOIR: NO.

-beep-

GARDEVOIR: Uh.

That's all on today's Interview Intermission. Until next time!

Hmm, I find myself wanting to open up her skull and examine her brain, truly fascinating...DoctorFace.png
From a medical point of view of course.
SargonPhone.pngI would love that... but if you kill her I lose a badge so its probably best if you don't.

SiriusFace.pngLooks like she needs some electroSHOCK hahahahaha see what I did there? guys...?

Gossip Gardevoir's interview intermission!
Hello! Gossip Gardevoir here in Interview Intermission, bringing YOU the inside scoop on Reborn's celebrity figures!

Today we have a special report with Gym Leader Florinia of the Onyx Ward!

Many trainers are well-acquainted with Florinia as the head-mistress of the Onyx Trainer's School-- Tell us, Florinia, how exactly did you manage to secure a position so prestigious at your age?

FLORINIA: Principality of the school was requested following the acceptance of the gym leader position. The conversion of city-public property was acknowledged as necessary to be forfeit for the foundation of the Reborn League, Thus, what was once solely a school became solely a gym. Upon gaining control of the facility, and proper permissions following, the institution was hybridized.

GARDEVOIR: I see! So in other words, it was your idea to combine them! You must have a real passion for education to be willing to take that on yourself!

FLORINIA: Passion is an irrelevant factor. The operation is necessary, and I am able to function adequately.

GARDEVOIR: Oh? Does that mean you don't enjoy the work?

FLORINIA: Enjoyment is a triviality. Only function matters.

GARDEVOIR: How boring! Surely there must be something you enjoy doing, Florinia?

FLORINIA: Personal emotion is too confounding of a condition to reach that assumption safely. And misinterpretation of human emotion can lead to severe risk. This writer has already lost too much at its hand, thus as logically directed, the risk is avoided.

GARDEVOIR: Oh my, this is juicy! So you were hurt by someone in the past and that's why you ignore your emotions-- is that what I'm understanding?

FLORINIA: ... A sufficient abstract, yes.

GARDEVOIR: Lovely! Do tell, what happened?

FLORINIA: The conclusion will not be forthcoming. The previous analysis is sufficient. Good Bye.

GARDEVOIR: W-What..? I say whan the interview ends, not you! Darn it! This was finally getting good!

So she got rejected and decided to supress her emotions? Typical, DoctorFace.png
Most people that attempt this fail miserably, or end up completely insane.
SargonPhone.pngShe already failed miserably, I could tell she was on the verge of tears when I steamrolled her team.

SiriusFace.pngI just remembered when she was trying to hack our security at the factory, it was hilarious watching her autistically type every possible word into the keyboard... until it got old.

SargonPhone.pngLol I remember that too.


(Corey and Shelly apparently don't have an interview with Gossip Gardevoir, or at least the wiki doesn't have it, but Shelly does have a "profile")

A special report from... the Investigation Squad!
Yo, Reborn City! What's up?! We're here with the Reborn Showdown giving you a look at the Leaders of the Reborn League! I'm your host, DJ Arclight, now on air!

Let's talk about Shelly, Leader of the Lapis Ward! She's a timid soul with a passion for reading and knowledge. In fact, it's rare to see the girl without her nose in a book, but it's paid off in spades. All that studying means that she knows just what kind of tune to have her Bug types play in any battle!

Shelly herself prefers double battles, using rain to cover her weaknesses and overwhelm her opponent. Her signature Pokemon, Illumise and Volbeat, are the prelude and finale each to her tactical advantages, so if you find yourself facing the bookworm, focus down her supports right away!

That's all for now, but remember, Trainers, Keep fighting with everything you've got! Hold your spirits high, and even you can defeat the Reborn League!

SargonEvil.pngFucking Shelly I hate her so fucking much.

Why?DoctorFace.png
SargonEvil.pngHer entire battle is bullshite, and her strategy is gay and bugs suck and she's a total cunt and *autistic sperging*

SiriusFace.pngSoooo, is there any popcorn in this house?

Gossip Gardevoir's interview intermission!
Hello! Gossip Gardevoir here in Interview Intermission, bringing YOU the inside scoop on Reborn's celebrity figures!

Today we've got a special report with Shade, Reborn's Ghost Gym Leader!

Mister Shade, could you tell us what you're doing when you're not conducting your League Battles?

SHADE: ...

GARDEVOIR: ...Yes... Um... Do you have any particular hobbies or... aspirations?

SHADE: ...

GARDEVOIR: Maybe an old childhood-wait, did you even HAVE a childhood? Are you... dead or alive?

SHADE: ...

GARDEVOIR: Ugh, I knew this would happen. Look, Shade-thingy, Luna really likes you, so I don't want to have to-

SHADE: ...To they who sleep before the screen,

Glazing words and counting sheep,

Find the seer of the unseen,

Deliver her from flat-line creep.

GARDEVOIR: What did you- Hey! Where did he go?! He was here just a second ago... Did he run off? Ugh...

That's all on today's Interview Intermission. Until next time!

SargonPhone.pngHey that's my bro shade right there! I still can't believe schizo girl was right, he is the best gym leader.

SiriusFace.pngI personally think Sierra is hotte... I mean better, but yeah Shade is cool too.

Agreed.DoctorFace.png
Gossip Gardevoir's interview intermission!
Hello! Gossip Gardevoir here in Interview Intermission, bringing YOU the inside scoop on Reborn's celebrity figures!

Today, we’re here with Reborn’s own fighting Gym Leader and sensei of the Apophyll Academy, Kiki!

So, Kiki, tell us about your school?

KIKI: All right. Well, firstly, I should clarify that although I am officially the sensei, at our school there is not one teacher and twenty students. There are twenty-one teachers, and twenty- one students. One must never think themselves above the lessons of our lives, no matter from where they come. Apophyll Academy is an institute of peace. That means, firstly, finding peace within yourself. Only once the chaos within is quelled can one even hope to make a difference in the outside.

GARDEVOIR: So you guys do a lot of meditation and that sort of thing, right?

KIKI: Correct, although meditation and self-reflection are simply one of many ways in which we tune ourselves.

GARDEVOIR: But doesn’t that get boring?

KIKI: If you’re doing it well, then no, it should never.

GARDEVOIR: Because I always fall asleep when I try…Oops~

That's all on today's Interview Intermission. Until next time!

Still spouting hippy bullshit I see...DoctorFace.png
SargonEvil.pngI hate that fucking autistic cunt so fucking much because of her retarded rules and...

SiriusFace.pngI never liked her, thank Arceus the boss murdered the shit out of her right after kicking your ass...

SargonEvil.pngHe didn't beat me faggot, he cheated.

SiriusFace.pnglol, cope...

SargonEvil.pngShut up before I shove that popcorn bowl up your arse.

Sirius please don't provoke her...DoctorFace.png
SargonEvil.pngDID YOU JUST MISGENDER ME?

*stress sigh* No... look the next interview is about to start.DoctorFace.png
Gossip Gardevoir's interview intermission!
Hello! Gossip Gardevoir here in Interview Intermission, bringing YOU the inside scoop on Reborn's celebrity figures!

I'm here with one of the newest additions to the Reborn Leader Line-Up. She’s young, shes hot! It’s the brand new poison leader Ayyyyya!

AYA: …Why are you in our living room?

GARDEVOIR: So! Aya! How does it feel to finally be a gym leader?

AYA: No, really. Who are you? What are all these cameras- Wheres my mom? Mom?

GARDEVOIR: Oh, she just stepped out for a minute—

AYA: No, that cant be…Shes always in here. Shes doesn’t leave. It’s a little weird, really. MOM?! ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?

GARDEVOIR: Well…, look, she wouldn’t give us permission for this but I never miss a meeting, so we just had someone keep her busy—

AYA: Um, what. You cant just do that, you—

GARDEVOIR: So, Aya! Tell us about yourself!

AYA: Where’s the phone, I’m calling the police…

GARDEVOIR: Excuse me?! I am a celebrity! And here I am, generously trying to expand your career and this is how you treat me?!

AYA: …Yeah, theres this crazy talking Pokemon in my house…she just appeared. I dunno.

GARDEVOIR: You actually called them! How dare you! Do you know the things I could say about you on live television?!

AYA: Yea, I think shes threatening me now. Out in the wasteland. You’ll find it. Yea. Thanks.

GARDEVOIR: Do I need to tell the world about your secret relationship with Hardy?! Hmmm?

AYA: You—what?! There is no—Get out of my house!

GARDEVOIR: Ahaha…You’d better do just as I say or I’ll tell everyone just how ‘Hardy’ he can get—Hey, watch the eyes when you’re clawing at me!

That's all on today's Interview Intermission. Until next time!

SiriusFace.pnghahahahahahaha fucking hilarious.

So this Gardevoir just teleports behind you and interviews you? DoctorFace.png
SargonPhone.pngI knew that simp hardy was trying to fuck her, it's as obvious as Cain wanting to fuck Heather.

SiriusFace.pngWHAT!?

WHAT!?DoctorFace.png
SargonPhone.pngAre you two really surprised that the white nigger is a pedo?

On second thought, not reallyDoctorFace.png
SiriusFace.pngLearning this just strengthened my resolve and reinforced my belief that Team Meteor is on "the right side of history".

SargonPhone.pngYeah... can I have some popcorn?

SiriusFace.pngSure.

Serra's Interview contains spoilers so we'll skip it for now.
 

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