Let's Sperg Pokémon Rejuvenation LP - A Fangame of a Fangame. A fangame squared. - Ep 4: Woody's Round One

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Welcome folks, to Pokémon Rejuvenation!

Pokémon Rejuvenation is a spin-off of Pokémon Reborn, created by a different dev team using the same RPG Maker system.

Is it less edgy? More edgy? Well... that's hard to say, as I've only played Rejuvenation. I will say that I feel like Rejuvenation is trying to take itself more seriously, and the writing is more removed from reality than literally including people's life stories, but... maybe it's a bit too removed. It's a melting pot of just about every pokemon game they could fit in thematically, which can make it feel very confused.

Much like Reborn, the game is praised for it's high difficulty (aka cheap and unbalanced movesets with poor tm availability), intriguing story (that brings to mind Kingdom Hearts in more ways than one), and it's unique blend of shinies and special forms (...we'll get there, I assure you).

This first post will be about the prologue, pre-character selection. I'll end it at the character select screen, and you all can choose what face, name, and gender we're going with here.

For now, back to the prologue!

Spoiler: If this wasn't in the morning I'd do an Arvo Maria joke.

The game starts with a fable, told only with a black screen. It's not too relevant to the grand scheme of things, so i've double-spoilered it here:

Spoiler

???: Haha. All right, I will.

There once was a lonely Zorua living deep in the darkest forests.
He was a mischievous one. Transforming into other Pokémon and beings that lived around.
He would often use this ability to trick others into handing over food, or using their homes to sleep in.
Because of this, he didn't have many friends. I'm sure you can piece together why?
But one day this changed when Zorua met a powerful Pokémon called "Pangoro".
They were fighting over a rare and coveted golden apple.
Many hours later their fight came to an end and no victor was revealed.
They knew they were evenly matched. One could not take out the other.
With both staring at each other intensely, they knew that they were destined for friendship.
The two became quick companions. They were two peas in a pod, if you will.
They travelled the world together. Overcame hardships. Went on thrilling adventures...

Zorua planned a devious prank on Pangoro.
"I shall transform into Pangoro's fallen mother. That would surely give him a spook!", Zorua said.
"It'll be my best prank yet!" Zorua said.
So while Pangoro left to find food, Zorua put his malicious plan into action.
When Pangoro returned home he was greeted with the sight of his dead mother.
Paralyzed with a mixture of extreme emotions, Pangoro dropped his collection of food onto the ground.
In that collection of food was...
???: A golden apple!
???: Haha, yes, that's right. A golden apple.
When Zorua saw this, he transformed back into his normal state, looked down at the food and said...
"Hey! Where did you find this golden apple? It looks fresh and incredibly delicious!"
Zorua raised his head to see a face filled with fury, sadness, but most importantly, disappointment.
Zorua quickly realized he had hurt Pangoro very deeply and tried to apologize.
But Pangoro wouldn't hear any of it and immediately ran into the forest.
Shaken and worried, Zorua ran after him, but Pangoro was nowhere to be found.
Zorua realized that he repelled his only friend with his selfishness.

Sleep tight. Maria.

We wake up as the Maria from the black screen. Apparently, she sleeps with her head through a hole in the top sheet, bold choice.
*Yawn...* Morning already? Better get up!
Going around her room doesn't reveal too much. The bookcases don't say anything, she can't play her computer games until she's done with her 'responsibilities' (just say chores...)

We can actually look at her trainer card, interestingly enough.

Yes, that's right, there are EIGHTEEEN GYMS IN THIS REGION.

Going downstairs reveals a white bookcase that is interactable. The first one has Advanced Calculus on it, which Maria responds to with:



Mommy and I went through all these books already. We need more books?
...Alright then. Very special, aren't you, Maria?

Going south lets us see Maria's mother for the first time.
Maria: Mommy, I'm up! I'm up!



I'm preparing breakfast right now. Do you mind fetching your father? He's working in his study. Don't take too long! I don't want his food to get cold.

Of course, Maria agrees.



Most notable thing in this room is the large portrait as the centrepiece, image below. The computer is apparently another one that Maria plays on (she's pretending to narrate to someone, which is rather convenient to us). The book on the table talks about the construction of a Kugearen City, and the bookcases in the north have nothing notable on the left and pretty pictures on the right.



Not pictured: the totally innocent cameraman dear old dad's pegged as eyeing Maria, despite the fact he's literally just taking the photo.



Going into the lower of the two rooms on the left reveals stairs down into the basement. We're not supposed to go down there... but it does give us a choice. I save before I go.



This room's pretty empty. Going over to the red book is a little worrying, with our precocious prologue protagonist getting spooked by it.



And that's literally everything in this side path. Back to find daddy.



This bookcase gives us this much. Maria's dad shoos us away from the computer or other bookcase, which has something related to Arceus on it.
How can a girl who's figured out advanced calculus struggle with this?



Maria: Mom said Breakfast is ready so get your butt out of this room and have good food!
Dad: I do love your mother's cooking. Alright, I'll be out in a few moments. Go tell your mother that, y'hear?

Off we go back to Mamaria. She's fine with that, and tells us to head upstairs first.



There's a blue flash, and ominous windchimes start playing. Soon after, we hear shattering glass from downstairs.
Maria: Mom?! ...Mommy?



??? How many times?
Maria: Wh-what...?
???: How many times are you going to make this little girl suffer? How many times are you willing to put her through this chaos?!
Maria: I... I'm... I don't know what you're talking about...
???: I'm not talking to you.
Maria: O-oh... well, do... you know where my parents are?
???: ... They're downstairs.
Maria: Oh...! Okay, well... I'm going to go to them now.

Maria, asking the stranger in red and black anything is probably a bad idea.



Maria: Yes...?
???: No matter what happens. Don't you dare lose hope.
Don't lose who you are and don't forget what's about to happen. You understand?
Maria: Y-yes, I understand!

Welp, if that's not a death flag, I don't know what is.

???: Good. Go to them now. They're waiting.
Maria: O-okay!

Some really intense reverse music starts playing here.

We go back into the basement.

And there, we discover...

WELL THIS WENT FROM 0 TO 100 FUCKING QUICK.



Maria: Mommy wake up! Mommy wake up1 Daddy get out of the way! Get out!
Maria: Why won't you say anything to me?! Why?!

???: Marianette, your father wishes to see you now.
Maria: What... are you talking about?
???: Marianette, your father wishes to see you now.
Maria: What are you doing?!
???: Marianette. Marianette!



Maid: Now, for the fifth time, Marianette... Your father is waiting for you in the East Wing.
You're making him wait longer than he has time for. So get to it.
Marianette: Wh-what? What am I doing here again?
Maid: Marianette, I won't say it again. Just hurry along then.



Marianette, considering how many people in the world of Pokemon have names like Dickbutt. I don't think you should be complaining. The maid just storms off.



Her name has even changed on her card, nice attention to detail.



Along the way, we encounter more maids. These ones also all dislike us. The one in the bottom tells us dad is in the northern wing (not the eastern one?), and won't let us south, but the other two conversations are far more interesting.

Maid 1: What are we going to do about... you know... that problem Indriad told us about.
Maid 2: We'll deal with it when the time comes. For now, someone should stop being an eavesdropper and get to their father.

Maid 3: Can you feel it, Marianette? The end is near... All it takes is one more person. Just one more...

We proceed on to the Eastern/Northern wing, and come across... this:



Marianette: Where's my mom?!
???: Mommy is sleeping with our lord now, Marianette.
Marianette: Stop calling me Marianette! It's Maria!
???: What is with this disrespect? Your name is no longer Maria. Now, as I was initially planning to do-
Maid: No need for explanation, sir. Demonstration may be the key to this girl's mind.
???: Hmph, very well.



The maid on the sacrificial altar(?) disappears. I didn't catch it in time, sadly.
Marianette: ...
???: She's gone now, Marianette. She is with the lord now. She won't need to suffer the calamity that soon befalls the earth.

Marianette, it's your turn now.


???: Maids, bring Marianette to the altar.

Well, we've gone from 'getting breakfast with mom and dad' to 'getting ritualistically sacrificed' in about 10 minutes of gameplay. What the fuck.


???: Enough, Marianette. Go with dignity.
Marianette: I don't want this! Just let me go!
???: Arceus! Capremdum Garuganisu Oru'ma!
Marianette: I hate you, I hate you! Someone please don't let him do this to me!
Someone please help me! Anyone! Mommy!
...Please...!

So yeah, for a friggin' prologue it's pretty intense!
We have a few options here for character creation. I'll go over it properly in the next screen, but we have quite a few options here.

Because this is a fan game, we have the choice of Boy, Girl, or Other. We also have six profiles to pick from.

Spoiler: The protagonists

Whtie Boy, White Girl, Black Boy, Black Girl, and the last two are supposed to be nonbinary but come on. Their canon names are, in this order:

• Aevis as the white boy in green
• Aevia as the girl in pink
• Axel as the boy in white
• Arianna as the girl in red
• Alain as the second last in Teal
• And lastly, Aero, in their leather jacket.

Now, we can pick from the list above, or we can take a very familiar personality test to determine which of the six we'll use. Each of them also has a canon personality, as well, though I'm not saying what. you can find it if you're dedicated enough.

I can give the list and get specific answers here, or just a general personality vibe.

Of course, whoever we choose, they'll need a name and a gender.

I already have a starter in mind - a bulletproof chespin - but everyone is welcome to make their own suggestions. I'm not doing Speed Boost torchic or Mudkip, though, as one is too OP and the other is Sargon's from the Reborn LP.

 

[TendieGremlin]

please slow down your autism we can't keep up

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

So if I want to be a boy and not have a rétarded-looking straight face, I have to play as a nigger. Guess I’ll never play this one.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

> non-binary
lol

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

This should be intresting

 

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alright, in response to the comments about rambling, i've spoilered the fable part from the first post and i'll make sure to keep the text down in future posts. this was a very wordy prologue (and a lot of it comes up later) so I felt like i had to do a lot of it, but i'll take a harsher stance for the rest.

With that said, we're just about 50/50 for green protag or personality test, with the latter having a slight lead. Either way, they need a name and gender. Any suggestions are welcome.

And if you want me to do the personality test, you can either suggest a personality for them that i'll base my decisions off of, or i can just take it to someone from one of the kiwi-related chats and ask them.

 

[Polyboros2]

I voted Arianna as she looks like a legit exceptional individual.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

In order to keep down the text you should transcribe it if its story relevant, and if its just the characters explaining things like how to catch pokémon or what a shiny pokémon is you can do a tl:dr and just type, "here X character explains what a poke ball is".

My 2 cents on the character, if you end up doing the personality text go for the most obnoxious one possible, and if you end up with one of the girls have the gender be male and viceversa if you end up with one of the boys. As for names I suck with names, but maybe you can call the character Andy?

 

[Fictional Character]

Definitely go with the most obnoxious personality for the main character. There's no point in holding back in a trainwreck.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Game hasn't even started and we already have a death. Makes one wonder what else is in store for us.

I am voteing for Aevia. She has the look of someone who had read the prologue.

 

[Disc]

Alright, time for the game to begin!

I've got the images ready for up to the first few battles, but writing it will take a little while. With that said, I'm going to show the results of the character creation in this update.

There's more or less a second, arguably longer, prologue after character creation. I'll give that it's own post in time, but i'll keep this one short in hopes of getting to battle next update..

Spoiler: Character creation time!

Restarting the game and skipping the prologue is the fastest way to get to the actual character creation. I'm picking normal mode, because I'm neither a wuss nor a masochist.


Amanda here is playing the professor stand in for the intro. She's a scout for the Aevium League, Aevium being the region we're heading to.

So there's a gym for every type... and double the elite four members? Jesus, that's a load of fights.

After claiming that pokemon in this region are different because they won't obey orders if you're not skilled enough (you know, how literally every pokemon game has worked ever) we can finally get into character creation!


Though I restarted a few times to test slightly different results, every single time I got one of the female models. So our boy is quite definitely our boy.

Then the personality quiz itself starts.

The only problem with answering the questions as obnoxiously as possible is that that's not always an option. There's a lot of times when the answers are all relatively goody-two-shoes, and none of them are that obnoxious or offensive. So in the end, I decided to portray Andy as sickeningly sweet and chummy. The kind of person who loves you so much they'll never leave you alone.

With that said, the questions:

Spoiler: Personality Quiz

1: Your friend enters your room and starts jumping on your bed.


2:

No alone time allowed. You're coming out and you're having fun with Andy.

3: Your friend offers to order you a nice meal for your birthday!

Okay, sometimes you get to be obnoxious.

4: Your professor puts you into a group and requires a leader.

The students around you all scurry to form different groups.

5: You hear a rumour about a great treasure hidden deep within a cave.

EVERYONE.

6: You see a child crying by themselves on a bench in the park.

When you're an inconsiderate asshole, not necessary a big help.

7: The waitress at your favourite restaurant finally brings your food says "Enjoy your meal!"
But you accidentally say "You too!" in response.

These days, Andy only gets takeout.

8: There's someone at a part who's being too loud and boisterous. It's making people uncomfortable.

The best way to deal with loud noises is make more. Again, one of the easy ones to choose the obnoxious option from.

9: You just made a great achievement! They want to interview you!

They? Who the fuck are they?

10: It's finally done. You've graduated, but it's time to say goodbye to your classmates.

Latching herself on to someone and crying nearly endless tears is how Andy deals with any break-up.

And this is now Andy. The very peak of masculinity.

I actually did this a few times, with slightly different answers to a few of the more ambiguous questions. While the other two girls came up, Andy here was by far the most common result.

The framing device for the intro is that we're travelling by boat to the region, and these systems help us get our Trainer Cards.


Don't worry about this, it's a complete non issue. You'll have this permit well before you're even technically a trainer.

With that said, Andy is now finally able to begin!

I'm calling it there for this update. Mainly because it's 4am here and I desperately need to sleep.

Next time, death, shipwrecks, and maybe an actual Pokemon will be seen? sky's the limit.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Finally, a Pokemon game with a femboy protagonist. Seriously though, this LP shows quite a bit of promise!

 

[Polyboros2]

Alright, time for the game to begin!

I've got the images ready for up to the first few battles, but writing it will take a little while. With that said, I'm going to show the results of the character creation in this update.

There's more or less a second, arguably longer, prologue after character creation. I'll give that it's own post in time, but i'll keep this one short in hopes of getting to battle next update..

Spoiler: Character creation time!

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Restarting the game and skipping the prologue is the fastest way to get to the actual character creation. I'm picking normal mode, because I'm neither a wuss nor a masochist.

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Amanda here is playing the professor stand in for the intro. She's a scout for the Aevium League, Aevium being the region we're heading to.
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So there's a gym for every type... and double the elite four members? Jesus, that's a load of fights.

After claiming that pokemon in this region are different because they won't obey orders if you're not skilled enough (you know, how literally every pokemon game has worked ever) we can finally get into character creation!

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Though I restarted a few times to test slightly different results, every single time I got one of the female models. So our boy is quite definitely our boy.

Then the personality quiz itself starts.

The only problem with answering the questions as obnoxiously as possible is that that's not always an option. There's a lot of times when the answers are all relatively goody-two-shoes, and none of them are that obnoxious or offensive. So in the end, I decided to portray Andy as sickeningly sweet and chummy. The kind of person who loves you so much they'll never leave you alone.

With that said, the questions:

Spoiler: Personality Quiz

1: Your friend enters your room and starts jumping on your bed.
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2:
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No alone time allowed. You're coming out and you're having fun with Andy.

3: Your friend offers to order you a nice meal for your birthday!
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Okay, sometimes you get to be obnoxious.

4: Your professor puts you into a group and requires a leader.
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The students around you all scurry to form different groups.

5: You hear a rumour about a great treasure hidden deep within a cave.
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EVERYONE.

6: You see a child crying by themselves on a bench in the park.
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When you're an inconsiderate asshole, not necessary a big help.

7: The waitress at your favourite restaurant finally brings your food says "Enjoy your meal!"
But you accidentally say "You too!" in response.
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These days, Andy only gets takeout.

8: There's someone at a part who's being too loud and boisterous. It's making people uncomfortable.
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The best way to deal with loud noises is make more. Again, one of the easy ones to choose the obnoxious option from.

9: You just made a great achievement! They want to interview you!
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They? Who the fuck are they?

10: It's finally done. You've graduated, but it's time to say goodbye to your classmates.
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Latching herself on to someone and crying nearly endless tears is how Andy deals with any break-up.


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And this is now Andy. The very peak of masculinity.
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I actually did this a few times, with slightly different answers to a few of the more ambiguous questions. While the other two girls came up, Andy here was by far the most common result.

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The framing device for the intro is that we're travelling by boat to the region, and these systems help us get our Trainer Cards.
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Don't worry about this, it's a complete non issue. You'll have this permit well before you're even technically a trainer.

With that said, Andy is now finally able to begin!

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I'm calling it there for this update. Mainly because it's 4am here and I desperately need to sleep.

Next time, death, shipwrecks, and maybe an actual Pokemon will be seen? sky's the limit.

Yeah, fuck the poll, my man Ms Paste-eater made it in!

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

So we have a nigger tranny that is possibly retarded as a protagonist? Sounds fun, let's see where this LP takes us.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I considered playing this but apparently the next update will update a lot of the early content so it seemed better to wait. It'll be interesting to compare this to Reborn.

 

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So, a forewarning for this post. There's a lot more prologue to go, so prepare yourselves for that. this update is the longest yet, but it only gets us to the starter city.

Regarding Andy, I'm going with the Admiral Ackbar rule of thumb here, because that personally amuses me. (and because it saves me the hassle of figuring out what the pronouns are/should be).

So if I want to be a boy and not have a rétarded-looking straight face, I have to play as a nigger. Guess I’ll never play this one.

You can always edit files! I actually did this at the start of this lp, as it turns out that the Arianna sprite has some pixel issues (her hair 'flickers' when she's walking left, and there's a few other inconsistencies). You can either replace the files for your chosen character for ones you do like, or manually edit them to make minor adjustments.

Just... don't do it in Paint.



Trust me on this one.

Spoiler: 3rd Update. Will we actually get a Pokemon?

As soon as Andy leaves the registration room, his Mom walks up to check on him.



Hmmm. Innnnteresting. Andy...
clearly inherited his sense of fashion from his father's side.


these doors.



She then tells us to go up to the Captain's room and bother him while we wait.


discouraged!

They never elaborate on this.



We can now freely walk around the ship. Sadly, most of the characters around here are just making memes, are assholes, or are saying shit we already know.



the door directly south of the banquet hall is locked.



However, you can actually head left, go up to the wall between the rooms, and listen in. Which, of course, Andy does.



I'm putting the context in a spoiler, mainly because while a scene like this could be fine, it's written in a way that gives up a few things quite early.

Spoiler: Mom gets chewed out by...?

Your mom comes in, hoping to talk to this Crescent person. She's quite the asshole. Mom is already saying weird stuff, about how she's not supposed to feel fear, and Crescent comes in with this charming response.



Also, should I mention the ice-cream gothitelle? Yeah, this game has custom shinies. quality varies from 'not bad' to 'what the fuck were you thinking' to 'i know what you were thinking, and I hate it'.


But on the bright side, we can now confirm that there is, in fact, living pokemon in this Pokemon fangame!

Anyway, for how serious Crescent is, her goals are pretty... interesting.



lives.

...yeah, I don't know what to make of this whole thing. Honestly this whole scene needs a fundamental rethink.

Hah, that almost looks fitting. On the non-pool side, the ranger girl will give you a rare candy if you talk to her.

Wingull spotted too, that's two Pokemon now!



Despite Mom very clearly giving her name in the eavesdropping segment, this woman will only be referred to as ??? for the rest of this trip. Can you tell this was the first part they made?



There's a downstairs area with a cargo hold. Nothing much to see yet, except for a few shitlords who want to break in.



Upstairs is a little more interesting. There's an overview effect (that's way too intense for how far up we are), a pianist with a Jigglypuff (3rd Pokemon spotted!) And more decks.



This irritates me in particular because we never actually get a chance to use this machine. Why dangle a healing machine in front of us if we have no reason to use it yet?


Captain Augustus's... office? is a small little thing. The captain figures out that Andy is the son of his friend really quick - it must be the family resemblance.



After a short scene telling us general information about Aevium (that we already know thanks to Amanda), he sends us down to the banquet. We meet up with Mom there.



While walking to our table, I get my first Achievement!



Achievements are basically a rewards system. Every tier of these challenges we beat gets us a currency called AP, behind which is locked some of the most useful items in the game. nine times out of ten, this is just going to happen as we play, though there are a few we can cheese.



Once we start the banquet... that's when things finally start happening.

The captain walks down, gives a short speech about how we're going to arrive in Gearen City soon, and is about to start the banquet, when... well, everything goes to shit.




Everyone, meet Team Xen.



Yep, they're going to bomb the ship and sink it. Jesus christ that escalated quickly.

They're going to take this from a pleasure cruise to a disaster movie no matter how severe the whiplash is. They're apparently here to pick up one person in particular... and immediately, Mom panics.



Gothitelle whisks us away, as the grunts pull the trigger.

We come to in the captain's office... only to be greeted by this.



Imagine someone teleporting you 'to safety' only to drop you back on the same sinking ship, now far more fucked up, and with tentacles creeping out of the floor.

Thanks, Gothitelle.



With nowhere else to go, I start making my way back down to the rooms. We meet the Pianist (sorry, PIANOLADY) first, on our way down.



The situation is at least as bad as it looks, great.

Heading down the stairs, this guy won't let us into the cargo hold.



You know, you could help us look for an actual way to survive than just worrying about what might kill us?

In the banquet hall, we can find the Captain.



No sign of Mom yet, though.



So the captain's just given up on life, I see.



When we head south of the banquet hall, we end up here. These two guys are trying to either plug up holes, or bail out water, but either way, it's pretty useless.

Then they see a dark shape in the water aaaand they're gone.



So everyone panics and wants to move to the cargo hold. On the way north, I pop outside for a better look at the tentacles.



When we talk to the cargo hold guy, we get a much better look at the assailants.



...

Okay, fourth pokemon spotted, but what the fuuuck. Are we SERIOUSLY being attacked by Deoxys? A mythical Pokemon?



Well the hold's fucked.

We can get in now, though.



Mom's alive! And I guess that's her Pokemon, a Sylveon. Respectable choice.



Yeah... thanks, Gothitelle.



Then a new douchebag shows up.



Apparently they're targeting Mom, not us. She returns her Sylveon to hand it to us, but I don't think she actually. does, because WE STILL CAN'T BATTLE SHIT.



Once they have Mom captured, they're getting rid of all witnesses.



They summon not one, but three deoxyses to finish us off, but...



The PIANOLADY goes full looney tunes on us and crushes them with the piano.



Let me remind you that there is no clear line of sight between the cargo hold and the Piano's balcony. Either there was already a huge hole in the floor, or the Piano Lady just did a completely blind shove and nearly killed either us or mom.

It gives us an opportunity to escape back to the deck, with Mom trying to buy us time from below.

Unfortunately, we got plenty of people waiting for us.



Just when things look bleak...



A talonflame swoops in, picks us up, and whisks us away.



And now chapter 1 starts.

yes, that's right. We're THREE UPDATES IN and chapter 1 is JUST starting.

Anyway, Talonflame brings us to port.



What an utterly miserable place. A boat quickly comes in, and our rescuer comes out to greet us.



Well, Andy's just gone from a boat cruise with his mom to watching her be threatened by a lunatic, followed by a bomb threat, getting teleported to the top of the now-sinking ship, meeting with the captain as he basically just accepted death, watching everyone be abducted by fucking SWARMS of mythical Pokemon, sometimes literally right in front of him, he's watched his mother sacrifice herself for him, had his life threatened multiple times, nearly got crushed by a piano, probably everything he cares about is either dead or at the bottom of the ocean, and talonflame 'saved' us to this miserable raining city.

So he's been better.



This is Tesla, one of the Elite Eight. She's a fire type trainer. Why you would make the fire type trainer 'Tesla' is beyond me.



I love how she's still trying to say Team Xen, this game's main antagonists, are incompetent when we just watched them wield a fucking army of mythical Pokemon and sink a cruise liner.



AWW THANKS MATE, REALLY JUST NEEDED IT SUMMED UP LIKE THAT.

Seriously, imagine the state of this kid and saying that to their face.



If we don't pick going to Gearen Laboratory, she'll recommend we go there anyway.



We tell her, and she flies off. And now... we can finally start to explore the city.

I'm calling this update there, because it's already long enough. Next update, we'll hopefully be able to not just see Pokemon, but own one too.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

This game has a long ass opening sequence, also its kinda funny how Andy was teleported from the banquet hall to the captain's office only to have to make his way back to the banquet hall.

 

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This game has a long ass opening sequence, also its kinda funny how Andy was teleported from the banquet hall to the captain's office only to have to make his way back to the banquet hall.

It's so long, they give you the option to skip basically everything but character creation.

After making your character but before the game properly starts, Amanda will ask for a code. 1111 will skip the second half of the intro and more or less get you right into the game.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Where did they get so many Deoxys(s) from? Don't tell mewtwo started up the whole cloneing shit again.

Also Team XEN. Hahahhaa. The first thing that comes to mind is the worst part of HL1.

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Where did they get so many Deoxys(s) from? Don't tell mewtwo started up the whole cloneing shit again.

Also Team XEN. Hahahhaa. The first thing that comes to mind is the worst part of HL1.

We'll find out the truth about those things... quite a while from now. Suffice it to say, if a piano took out three of them, they're probably not as powerful as the deoxys we know.