/pol/ humor thread -

[The Pink Panther]

Post 'em.

 

[francesco]

That's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one

 

[GHTD]

>/pol/
>humor

Pick one.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Hetalia is a dead franchise OP

 

[Rand /pol/]

"DUDE BASED EPIC 4CHAN HUMOR!"
"OMG I'M SO COOL FOR POSTING ON 4CHAN!"

 

[Mr Himmler]

"DUDE BASED EPIC 4CHAN HUMOR!"
"OMG I'M SO COOL FOR POSTING ON 4CHAN!"
View attachment 1211773

Spoiler: 4chan is aids

8kun Gang

Spoiler: Good pol memes

8kun sucks, /pol/ is dead, 4chan is a jewish psyop owned by a gook. The internet is dead.

 

[Recoil]

ETA: I'd say these are the 4 major /pol/ food groups -Misogyny, Racism, Jingoism & Antisemitism

 

[spurger king]

What a terrible thread.

 

[The Pink Panther]

What a terrible thread.

It's terrible because no one is actually posting anything funny.

Besides, we need a leaf to post the pasta.

 

[A Fucking Leafeon]

It's terrible because no one is actually posting anything funny.

Besides, we need a leaf to post the pasta.

fine i'll do it

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

 

[{o}P II]

 

[010101]

Tbh old/pol/ was a fun place as long as you don't sperg over sperging, but like with most imageboards, 90% are incomprehensible injokes. IIRC this anon with friends made a Nazi-themed bar as part of some bigger event, media flipped out, he posted about the drinks on 8/pol/ (notice that someone itt inevitably tried to push"no true Aryan drinks").



Brief list of genders.



I have an HDD with a lot of 4/pol/, 8/pol/ and /leftypol/ pics, but I'm at my parents' place because of Corona-chan and don't have it on me.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

"DUDE BASED EPIC 4CHAN HUMOR!"
"OMG I'M SO COOL FOR POSTING ON 4CHAN!"
View attachment 1211773

I like the idea of turning soyjack jokes back on Rightists (it breaks circlejerks and forces them to try to be better), but I do think that the soy part specifically doesn't work real well. There has to be an element of truth to the insult for it to hurt.

What about corn syrup? It's in a ton of American junk food, and while the Leftist eats it too, you could easily work with the symbolism of corn farming (staple crop in the Great Plains, South, Appalachia) and the connection of American junk food = white trash = obesity. The fat trashy Trumpist vs. the effete faggoty Leftist. It's a great contrast.

 

[Emperor Julian]

If anything pol reminds me of modern Holywood in that if something funny comes out of it happens in spite of the system instead of because of it.

I feel genuinly sorry for people who take it seriously for political insight however.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

da joos xD

 

[Captain Communism]

Is this OP's bust?

I really hope so...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The only thing funny about this is that the thread was made on April 1.

That was some April Fool's joke you got going on there OP.

 

[The Pink Panther]

The only thing funny about this is that the thread was made on April 1.

That was some April Fool's joke you got going on there OP.

On reflection, I should've posted it in A&N.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

8kun sucks, /pol/ is dead, 4chan is a Trump's Chosen psyop owned by a gook. The internet is dead.

This but unironically. In fact the whole "Image Board Culture" is just a walking corpse of it's former self at this point.

That whole 8ch/8kun situation was fucking retarded too. Even before hotwheels had a spaz attack on twitter about the site, people on that site were waking up to the fact that like more than half of the people on there were fed posters. And then the site dies, people go to their bunkers, and then all of a sudden they hear "hey 8ch is coming back, but it's getting re-branded and a few things need to be changed for it to stay alive", and then in unison everyone said "OH OKAY COOL!! Let's make the mascot a fucking snake to rip off of the 'don't tread on me' flag!!".

How the fuck is it that no one's brains had sirens going off stating "hey, this sounds really fucking suspicious and might be a bad idea"? I don't remember during GamerGate people going "shit, I REALLY miss 4chan and want to go back" when moot kicked everyone out that was involved with that movement. The argument I heard people give for going back was "it's about principle, we gotta protect what is ours, we can't let the enemy win!". Nigger, the site was lost a long fucking time ago, the oldfags left many years ago cause they saw the writing on the wall, Not to mention the post quality on the bunkers were MUCH better. But no, people go back ,and as expected, the site is horse shit.

I'll list the issues with 8kun from this link

• It uses VanwaTech - similar to 8chan's CloudFlare, but this time you can't even see the site without enabling cookies AND JavaScript. UPDATE February 2020: cookies and JS not required anymore. However, visiting it without JS enabled throws you an obnoxious redirect on every page - which might even take 15 seconds to skip by itself. Posting also results in a 404 Not Found error, but the post still goes through. So, after all these months, 8kun has even more technical issues than before.
• A disclaimer saying Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration. appears after every post.
• A 24-hour captcha is there (same as 8chan) but it's way harder to solve and you also need to accept the TOS every fucking day before being able to post.
• About the TOS - it forbids posting any kind of child photos, regardless if they're not sexual.
• Many boards have not been migrated, such as /pol/ (coincidence? don't think so)
• 8kun has had (and still does) lots of technical issues since its appearance. Images, Tor not working, posts not appearing, and the whole site had to switch domains many times. Funny how they haven't been able to fix their shit for months - so much that even Mark (the vch admin) who's been shilling for 8kun has been forced to pack up and leave back to vch since 8kun was unusable.
• Most importantly, the admins admitted 8kun will be able to freeze a board on government demand. This is cold, hard proof that 8kun is now a honeypot like I predicted it would be.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

niggers