"S-Stap fightin'! Pwetty pwease...?"
The absolute state of Disney security. There was also some odd and androgynous-looking security guard (Toontown looney trooney tranny possibly?) who was incredibly obese who just left the poor janitor/gardener to sort this shitty nigga moment out himself. Oh well, at least soldier boy over here actually did a good job keeping people away from the fight, so good on him.