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I'll start off with John Bolton
Starting off by his beginnings and ignoring his closeted homosexual obsession with Jewish people and bombing Iran, he is a literal 5"7" manlet with a pedostache (which he grew because looks like a chinlet freak in his younger photos). He supported the Vietnam War (and any war really), but avoided combat through a student deferment and spent his time doing menial work in the National Guard and Army Reserve to reduce the chances of dying in a jungle to Victor Charlie. There is also rumors that Bolton is alleged to be a swinger and going to cuck places like Plato's Retreat with his wife. So I guess him being a Neo-Con is understandable when they're all running a train on his wife.
Whenever he got a high position, he just makes shit up, withheld information that ran counter to his goals in the Bush and Trump Administration on multiple occasions, was also a kiss-up-kiss-down asshole that abused people working for him and legit stalked the head of the OPCW while making creepy comments to him that he will go after the dude's children if he doesn't resign. When he was nominated Ambassador the the UN in 2005, even the nomination and short-lived tenure itself was a total fucking mess since he kept going around acting like a cunt and because he was THAT hated by everyone. Now his time in Bush Admin was idiotic but he was only an underling in most cases, but when he got actual power under Trump as NS Adviser, it was a dumpster fire. He had screaming matches with Trump's cabinet that disagreed with him, kept cutting and downgrading the NSC (the most important was shuttering the NSC Pandemic office and getting Trump to fire an existing pandemic team that was filled with actual experts, so yeah, you could technically thank him for America's poor initial response to Coronavirus), kept agitating for war like it was still 2003, and continued to act like a sperg so much that even the President made fun of him constantly during his time in the White House and was the buttmonkey, blamed for everything going wrong in Trump's foreign policy, on every media spectrum. Eventually he fucked himself by warmongering so hard it blew up in his face after shilling for a failed uprising in Venezuela, agitating Trump to start a war in the ME with Iran, stalling the Syrian withdrawal, and committing arson on the North Korea negotiations for the indefinite future until he got sacked.
Then he got butthurt and tried to stick it to Trump in the impeachment hearing to gain any remaining relevancy by hopping with the #Resistance crowd in order to get sales for his coming worthless book. He then proceeded to not testify (because he was too chickenshit to go against Trump) and now he spends his days sucking Israel's dick for rent money, getting constantly shit on by the #Resistance crowd, and thrown under the bus by the GOP. So Bolton is the ultimate lolcow of Neo-Conservatism, the archetypal raging chickenhawk, with weird cuckold fetishes that spergs so hard, everything he touches turns to shit while donors and handlers slowly back away from his nuclear toxicity.
Basically the dude is the Neocon Chris-Chan
I'll start off with John Bolton
Starting off by his beginnings and ignoring his closeted homosexual obsession with Jewish people and bombing Iran, he is a literal 5"7" manlet with a pedostache (which he grew because looks like a chinlet freak in his younger photos). He supported the Vietnam War (and any war really), but avoided combat through a student deferment and spent his time doing menial work in the National Guard and Army Reserve to reduce the chances of dying in a jungle to Victor Charlie. There is also rumors that Bolton is alleged to be a swinger and going to cuck places like Plato's Retreat with his wife. So I guess him being a Neo-Con is understandable when they're all running a train on his wife.
Whenever he got a high position, he just makes shit up, withheld information that ran counter to his goals in the Bush and Trump Administration on multiple occasions, was also a kiss-up-kiss-down asshole that abused people working for him and legit stalked the head of the OPCW while making creepy comments to him that he will go after the dude's children if he doesn't resign. When he was nominated Ambassador the the UN in 2005, even the nomination and short-lived tenure itself was a total fucking mess since he kept going around acting like a cunt and because he was THAT hated by everyone. Now his time in Bush Admin was idiotic but he was only an underling in most cases, but when he got actual power under Trump as NS Adviser, it was a dumpster fire. He had screaming matches with Trump's cabinet that disagreed with him, kept cutting and downgrading the NSC (the most important was shuttering the NSC Pandemic office and getting Trump to fire an existing pandemic team that was filled with actual experts, so yeah, you could technically thank him for America's poor initial response to Coronavirus), kept agitating for war like it was still 2003, and continued to act like a sperg so much that even the President made fun of him constantly during his time in the White House and was the buttmonkey, blamed for everything going wrong in Trump's foreign policy, on every media spectrum. Eventually he fucked himself by warmongering so hard it blew up in his face after shilling for a failed uprising in Venezuela, agitating Trump to start a war in the ME with Iran, stalling the Syrian withdrawal, and committing arson on the North Korea negotiations for the indefinite future until he got sacked.
Then he got butthurt and tried to stick it to Trump in the impeachment hearing to gain any remaining relevancy by hopping with the #Resistance crowd in order to get sales for his coming worthless book. He then proceeded to not testify (because he was too chickenshit to go against Trump) and now he spends his days sucking Israel's dick for rent money, getting constantly shit on by the #Resistance crowd, and thrown under the bus by the GOP. So Bolton is the ultimate lolcow of Neo-Conservatism, the archetypal raging chickenhawk, with weird cuckold fetishes that spergs so hard, everything he touches turns to shit while donors and handlers slowly back away from his nuclear toxicity.
Basically the dude is the Neocon Chris-Chan
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