FIGGIN Poll: Has Phil managed to get someone to try filling his vile stink-trench yet? -

[The Un-Clit]

Not sure why this thought came to me while preparing lunch, (maybe it was cutting the cheese) but since it's been a while now and surely Phil's mangina is ready for use and he might well have gone and tried to get laid by now. Or else maybe it's sealed up from neglect of dialation and he took himself out of the gene pool for nothing.

Whatchoo think?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Considering how grotesque his stink ditch looks and also how it's unlikely to have healed properly, anal sex would probably be the better option.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Phil is a dude who chopped off his dick. Introduce him to @Bryan Dunn and they’ll fuck.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Phil has a tard interest in sex. He pretends to be all kinky and sexual because its part of the image he wants people to believe. I dont think phil has any real interest in having sex.

 

[July_4_1997]

I concur with A Name But Backwards, basically, but I do think he'll want to try out his new equipment with a willing test subject at least once. And, to be honest, I can't imagine it being that difficult for him to find a volunteer to go spelunking in the Carbonara Cave. He's in Portland. It's just a matter of time, I think.

 

[Bassomatic]

Remember he claims he had it made one inch deep so it can't be raped, him being a hot latinx woman and all.

Honestly I think it's @A Name But Backwards reason and he has had Toren try to fuck him, so it's a self defense thing.

 

[break these cuffs]

There are ANTIFA uber-soldats degenerate enough to fuck Phil, but I don't thinkhe will let them. He would do it to spite us, though. There is always a chance.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil is a manchild who mentally stalled in early adolescence and by all accounts, he finds sex distressing. I think his sexual development is still at the level where he just thinks of it as something naughty that grown-ups do. I seriously think he got his knob chopped off because he doesn’t like his genitalia and the conflicting feelings they brought, but also thought that he couldn’t be an adult without being really into sex. This way, he could avoid all that unpleasantness.

You know those videos where a cat sees a cucumber and totally freaks out? That’s Phil when he got erections.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Considering how grotesque his stink ditch looks and also how it's unlikely to have healed properly, anal sex would probably be the better option.

The last time we saw it, it wasn't healing well at all (assuming it was him and not another antifa tard who got the chop). It wasn't angry red infected, but it was swollen and pink, looking much like a prolapse. Whoever's cunt that is ought to just let it heal over.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

You know those videos where a cat sees a cucumber and totally freaks out? That’s Phil when he got erections.

Needs to go in randomtxt:txt, stat.

Phil will claim he's totes been doing sex work (he hasn't used that lie in a while, it's due a recycle) and is therefore a real woman, but we all know the best he can hope for is calling his dilator 'Xochi'.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

He should probably try cauterizing his wound with a carved ginger root.

 

[Very Honest Content]

"Limit discussion of body parts and functions. ADF is gross. The less we have to hear about that, the better."

OP has balls, unlike Phil. (Voted no, maybe someday.)

 

[Mogambo]

No, Phil isn't really interested in sex (or more accurately, he's kind of scared of it). Hes also a bit homophobic. He might trot out the old lie about being a sex worker and totes having lots of white cishet clients that he abuses, or maybe if we get really lucky he'll tell us a story about getting it on with Xochi, Jingles and all his other imaginary friends, but as far as having sex with people who actually exist? No, that won't be happening any time soon.

Here's another hurtful truth about Phil. He's heterosexual, and his tastes are actually pretty vanilla. He just figured out that being gay was "cool" so he's been running with it since college. But go back and look and he's never actually had gay sex, and his big crushes (J. Lo, Sasuke, etc) are all female. Or cartoons. So basically he's more interested in "shocking" people with his oh so outre sexuality. Except now hes chopped his dick off so its pretty much a moot point.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

No, Phil isn't really interested in sex (or more accurately, he's kind of scared of it). Hes also a bit homophobic. He might trot out the old lie about being a sex worker and totes having lots of white cishet clients that he abuses, or maybe if we get really lucky he'll tell us a story about getting it on with Xochi, Jingles and all his other imaginary friends, but as far as having sex with people who actually exist? No, that won't be happening any time soon.

Here's another hurtful truth about Phil. He's heterosexual, and his tastes are actually pretty vanilla. He just figured out that being gay was "cool" so he's been running with it since college. But go back and look and he's never actually had gay sex, and his big crushes (J. Lo, Sasuke, etc) are all female. Or cartoons. So basically he's more interested in "shocking" people with his oh so outre sexuality. Except now hes chopped his dick off so its pretty much a moot point.

Not to put too fine a point on it, the gay encounters we know about ended in some combination of Phil crying and shutting himself.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I doubt Phil will voluntarily have sex while inserting things into his fake vagina still hurts. (And of course no one wants to rape Phil either.) Unfortunately for Phil, he can't even manage basic human hygiene, let alone the required dilation regimen for trannies. So his fake vagina will always hurt. Eventually, due to his neglect, it will seal itself shut or something else even more horrible will happen to it, rendering it permanently unfuckable. This doesn't even take into consideration the difficulty in finding willing sex partners, or Phil's own psychological issues with sex. So yeah, it won't happen.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Not to put too fine a point on it, the gay encounters we know about ended in some combination of Phil crying and shutting himself.

Indeed, Phil often doubles down on his comfort zones and shuts himself off from reality.

He also shits himself.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Considering how grotesque his stink ditch looks and also how it's unlikely to have healed properly, anal sex would probably be the better option.

If Phil ever tried to have someone fuck his, as soon as the dude inserts his dick, the inside of Phil's trench will more than likely rip (or deglove, meaning it will turn right side in, think if you cut yourself at the base of a finger, then disconnected the skin holding itself in place, which results in the skin turning inside out), the dude would be patient zero for a yet to be named new virus, Phil's trench prolapses and his intestines decide to pay his bed sheet a visit. You also have to take into consideration that just like Chris, he has an aversion to other dudes dicks as well as a seething revenge hatred.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Phil would have no idea what to do in a sexual situation. Let's not forget this virgin that threw a hissy fit because his partner wouldn't fig him...which by all accounts is something you don't just do on a whim.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He got that gaping maw of sadness to one-up people online. Like he’d ever let anyone put their bits in his festering trophy.

Plus that thing has got to still HURT from his halfassed dilation attempts and the encroaching infection.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Toren probably already shoved a ginger root up there.