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Polyamory on Tumblr - another name for cuckoldry
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Gerion
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I know of this guy who runs "Polyamblr", his other blog is "WittingPolyamory", and he's about as crazy as a shithouse rat. WittingPolyamory started as a fairly straightforward blog on the subject and, over the past few months, has become a receptacle for his Livejournal-esque purging about getting dumped. Polyamblr is supposed to be a generic personals site, but is actually a venue for him to hit ineptly on women half his age. And if you really want to make yourself unwell, he's got a sex blog. I can give some more background if anyone's interested.
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I don't know if any of you guys are aware of him, but there's a Tumblr lolcow on the Lolcow general that's sort of like Nick Bate 2.0 by the name of James Terry Mitchell.
I only bring him up because I recently dug up a old 'polyamory' dating profile of his recently.
http://www.kwink.com/dating-community/polyamory/indiana/city/muncie/profile/3824959
just thought you guys might be interested.
I only bring him up because I recently dug up a old 'polyamory' dating profile of his recently.
http://www.kwink.com/dating-community/polyamory/indiana/city/muncie/profile/3824959
just thought you guys might be interested.
Kimchi Cuddles isn't a comic solely about polyamory, but it DOES focus on it a lot. in fact, though it says it's meant to spread awareness of "poly, queer, and genderqueer issues" in the description, i think almost all the strips are about polyamory, or feature it as some element to whatever types of oppression the featured generic tumblr charicature is facing in that specific strip. the strips that don't focus solely on polyamory are honestly probably just thrown in there to fulfill the Tumblr Diversity Quota so tumblr doesn't burn the creator at the stake.
(fun fact: i actually forgot the name of this comic but i remembered the concept and wanted to post about it on here, so i googled "poly queer comic" and it was the first result. lmao.)
there's even a fucking chart detailing the relationships between all the recurring characters, even though none of them have any distinctive personalities and there's not much interaction between most of these characters so i didn't even realize any of them WERE recurring characters until i saw this chart.
it's almost impossible to read.
in-comic, a lot of these relationships sound REALLY unhappy and unhealthy, too. partners express feeling left out and insecure but it's never actually addressed. when conflicts ARE addressed the characters use long, drawn out explanations of their feelings that sound about as realistic as the script for an afterschool special from the 90s.
actually, almost every comic is written with long, drawn-out explanations as to what every character is thinking and feeling. seriously, even from the thumbnails you can tell how tl;dr this shit is - go to the blog archives and just look at this shit:
some relevant tags:
http://kimchicuddles.com/tagged/polyamory
http://kimchicuddles.com/tagged/poly-problems
http://kimchicuddles.com/tagged/metamour (i had to google wtf this means but apparently it refers to your partner's partner)
some choice comics:
i'm pretty sure a normal person would actually be more concerned with the fact you're comparing their emotional distress over their boyfriend cheating on them with their best friend to your emotional distress over potentially not being able to spend time with your partner on your birthday because of some stupid fucking mix-up
the real cause for concern here is definitely the fact she used Brady Bunch as a verb and not the fact she essentially just referred to two children as "sexy".
i can't BELIEVE the nerve of some men, not wanting to have sex with each other
after this, vajra took him out to the nearest bar and they both drank until they forgot the pain
your mom not wanting to hear about your new fuckbuddy in addition to the other 50 fuckbuddies you already have every time you visit her = 100% undeniable proof polyamorous people are a truly oppressed minority on par with LGBT people
it has a Patreon, because of course it does - the creator makes $1.2k a fucking month for these shitty doodles.
bonus: here's an article the creator wrote about how normalizing polyamory would help destroy rape culture.
(fun fact: i actually forgot the name of this comic but i remembered the concept and wanted to post about it on here, so i googled "poly queer comic" and it was the first result. lmao.)
there's even a fucking chart detailing the relationships between all the recurring characters, even though none of them have any distinctive personalities and there's not much interaction between most of these characters so i didn't even realize any of them WERE recurring characters until i saw this chart.
it's almost impossible to read.
in-comic, a lot of these relationships sound REALLY unhappy and unhealthy, too. partners express feeling left out and insecure but it's never actually addressed. when conflicts ARE addressed the characters use long, drawn out explanations of their feelings that sound about as realistic as the script for an afterschool special from the 90s.
actually, almost every comic is written with long, drawn-out explanations as to what every character is thinking and feeling. seriously, even from the thumbnails you can tell how tl;dr this shit is - go to the blog archives and just look at this shit:
some relevant tags:
http://kimchicuddles.com/tagged/polyamory
http://kimchicuddles.com/tagged/poly-problems
http://kimchicuddles.com/tagged/metamour (i had to google wtf this means but apparently it refers to your partner's partner)
some choice comics:
i'm pretty sure a normal person would actually be more concerned with the fact you're comparing their emotional distress over their boyfriend cheating on them with their best friend to your emotional distress over potentially not being able to spend time with your partner on your birthday because of some stupid fucking mix-up
the real cause for concern here is definitely the fact she used Brady Bunch as a verb and not the fact she essentially just referred to two children as "sexy".
i can't BELIEVE the nerve of some men, not wanting to have sex with each other
after this, vajra took him out to the nearest bar and they both drank until they forgot the pain
your mom not wanting to hear about your new fuckbuddy in addition to the other 50 fuckbuddies you already have every time you visit her = 100% undeniable proof polyamorous people are a truly oppressed minority on par with LGBT people
it has a Patreon, because of course it does - the creator makes $1.2k a fucking month for these shitty doodles.
bonus: here's an article the creator wrote about how normalizing polyamory would help destroy rape culture.
The reminds me a lot of Assigned Male where each comic is thinly-veiled propaganda full of buzzwords that are used to beat down normie strawmen.
A polyamorous relationship is very hard to have without one or more of the partners feeling left out. I honestly don't think, that most these Tumblr morons can pull that off.
shuppet
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tldr Straight girl dates a transtrender because she doesn't have any other options and wants to cheat on her girlfriend the second a guy is interested in her, she tries to get him into a poly relationship to avoid the guilt, the guy realizes that this girl is insane and doesn't want to date her but still takes advantage of the situation to get laid, and it turns out that the transtrender was only dating the straight girl because she had no other options either and she gladly gets in on the action
That was a hell of a lot more comic than necessary for them to say, "I like threesomes."
tldr Straight girl dates a transtrender because she doesn't have any other options and wants to cheat on her girlfriend the second a guy is interested in her, she tries to get him into a poly relationship to avoid the guilt, the guy realizes that this girl is insane and doesn't want to date her but still takes advantage of the situation to get laid, and it turns out that the transtrender was only dating the straight girl because she had no other options either and she gladly gets in on the action
tldr Straight girl dates a transtrender because she doesn't have any other options and wants to cheat on her girlfriend the second a guy is interested in her, she tries to get him into a poly relationship to avoid the guilt, the guy realizes that this girl is insane and doesn't want to date her but still takes advantage of the situation to get laid, and it turns out that the transtrender was only dating the straight girl because she had no other options either and she gladly gets in on the action
Maybe a stupid question, but what the hell are those blotches on their arms supposed to be? I thought at first they were really fucking hairy in really weird places. But if those are supposed to be tattoos, then those are the laziest goddamn tats I have seen and oh god couldn't the author make them look better.
Not the worst presentation in a comic I've seen, but the subject matter is too silly to take seriously. We all know it ain't gonna work out like that IRL. Also, if you unironically call someone 'cis' in a comic, I immediately know to disregard everything said in it.
TiredConlanger
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Is it bad that the most recent comic linked bothers the shit out of me mostly because the art style is the same generic tumblrtard art style?
Denise is really fat. That's all I can really say about that comic.
And don't forget that the strawmen are always more likable than the protagonist you're supposed to sympathize with, who is a complete asshole.
I think the problem with that may lie with the fact that the protagonist is always treated as right, so they're just insufferable.
Am_Shaegar
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I almost went out with a chick who was into that nonsense.
I know, right? Double dates are already awkward enough without your date also being half of the other couple.
I came here to post the Kimchi comic that was posted earlier. I should have known it had been posted somewhere, but didn't realize that there are OVER FIVE HUNDRED of these fucking things and they're all terribly unfunny.
If you're this retarded I don't know if you are ready for one relationship let alone five
This is actually a good point, but it's expressed in the most retarded way possible
This person has a kid? What the fuck? Also why are these all so unfunny?
Ok this is just fucking creepy as hell. Your kid gives another kid a toy and you bring up her future sex life? What?
?I don't even know
Here she all but admits she does this stupid shit for attention
What a great guy, completely ignoring his partners insecurity to soapbox about polyamory. And dealing with one person in pretty much any situation is easier than dealing with two or three because people are fucking complicated no matter what you're doing. Though its not like any of these characters care about complicated stuff like other peoples feelings or what they want.
The purple hair chick and red hair glasses guy have some recurring issues and I guess they break up after many comics of them getting upset and not talking to each other about it. For some reason red hair is portrayed sympathetically and purple hair is portrayed as being really unreasonable even though they're all pretty awful so she ends up unintentionally being relatable, kind of like the bad guys in Assigned Male.
If you're this retarded I don't know if you are ready for one relationship let alone five
This is actually a good point, but it's expressed in the most retarded way possible
This person has a kid? What the fuck? Also why are these all so unfunny?
Ok this is just fucking creepy as hell. Your kid gives another kid a toy and you bring up her future sex life? What?
?I don't even know
Here she all but admits she does this stupid shit for attention
What a great guy, completely ignoring his partners insecurity to soapbox about polyamory. And dealing with one person in pretty much any situation is easier than dealing with two or three because people are fucking complicated no matter what you're doing. Though its not like any of these characters care about complicated stuff like other peoples feelings or what they want.
The purple hair chick and red hair glasses guy have some recurring issues and I guess they break up after many comics of them getting upset and not talking to each other about it. For some reason red hair is portrayed sympathetically and purple hair is portrayed as being really unreasonable even though they're all pretty awful so she ends up unintentionally being relatable, kind of like the bad guys in Assigned Male.
I came here to post the Kimchi comic that was posted earlier. I should have known it had been posted somewhere, but didn't realize that there are OVER FIVE HUNDRED of these fucking things and they're all terribly unfunny.
If you're this retarded I don't know if you are ready for one relationship let alone five
This is actually a good point, but it's expressed in the most retarded way possible
This person has a kid? What the fuck? Also why are these all so unfunny?
Ok this is just fucking creepy as hell. Your kid gives another kid a toy and you bring up her future sex life? What?
?I don't even know
Here she all but admits she does this stupid shit for attention
What a great guy, completely ignoring his partners insecurity to soapbox about polyamory. And dealing with one person in pretty much any situation is easier than dealing with two or three because people are fucking complicated no matter what you're doing. Though its not like any of these characters care about complicated stuff like other peoples feelings or what they want.
The purple hair chick and red hair glasses guy have some recurring issues and I guess they break up after many comics of them getting upset and not talking to each other about it. For some reason red hair is portrayed sympathetically and purple hair is portrayed as being really unreasonable even though they're all pretty awful so she ends up unintentionally being relatable, kind of like the bad guys in Assigned Male.
The artwork in those comics is so laughably bad I couldn't make myself actually read through any of that....That's seriously a special kind of bad.
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Those comics look like they were drawn by someone with a really broken hand. 
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