Poo to the Loo Video Game. - Toilet Trek

[ICametoLurk]

https://www.unicef.org/toilets4all/

Apparently in India you need to avoid spotlights and ghost hands coming out of the ground while climbing ladders to go to the toilet.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Apparently in India you need to avoid spotlights and ghost hands coming out of the ground while climbing ladders to go to the toilet.

never been to india, but sounds accurate

 

[ICametoLurk]

Also in case anyone is wondering, this is actually the Offical Poo to the Loo game

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poo2Loo

>The website of the movement contains many puns and some unusual media, including a simple educational video game called Toilet Trek

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

controls were too floaty and the hitboxes were garbage. 0/10 game. Would rather be raped while pooping.

 

[LofaSofa]

controls were too floaty and the hitboxes were garbage. 0/10 game. Would rather be raped while pooping.

Lmao you couldn't poo in the loo git gud you street shitting pleb.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I like how the game pretends that the problem is people being actively forced to shit in the street when in fact they are just cavemen afraid of this weird new technology that is called a water toilet.

 

[MG 620]

The ghost hands represent rapists. Using a public toilet is risky business.

 

[Coconut Gun]

I like how the game pretends that the problem is people being actively forced to shit in the street when in fact they are just cavemen afraid of this weird new technology that is called a water toilet.

I also like how they frame the problem of sexual assault as being because of the public defecation, and not because the sight of a woman in the most slightly sexual position causes an uncontrollable lust for bobs and vegana in Indian men.

 

[neger psykolog]

brb uploading my speedrun to twin galaxies

 

[DumbDosh]

What happens when you get 25 toilet papers, I would've gotten them if the flies weren't such bullshit.

 

[neger psykolog]

What happens when you get 25 toilet papers, I would've gotten them if the flies weren't such bullshit.

I just gave up because I realized you can't really die unless you lose all your toilet paper.

All that happened at the end is you reach a ladder with a doorway that you can't quite get to.

Then the game lectures you about how the toilet is "just out of reach"

Maybe if you get all the toilet paper you win the toilet or something

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

We need @LordKaT to make an episode of Until We Win with this game.
Maybe call it "Until We Poop" or something I dunno.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Designated shitting game.

 

[Desire Lines]

What an educational game. I never knew that in India, if you want to defecate, you have to avoid spotlights, flies, and random hands coming out of the ground.
8/10 better message that Gone Home

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

What an educational game. I never knew that in India, if you want to defecate, you have to avoid spotlights, flies, and random hands coming out of the ground.
8/10 better message that Gone Home

You though the stories of toilet witches were just fairy tales to scare little Pajeet. You were wrong.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

I also like how they frame the problem of sexual assault as being because of the public defecation, and not because the sight of a woman in the most slightly sexual position causes an uncontrollable lust for bobs and vegana in Indian men.

More specifically, a squatting pantsless woman. Even holes in the ground with particle board doors and walls would be a 1000% upgrade.

 

[c-no]

We need @LordKaT to make an episode of Until We Win with this game.
Maybe call it "Until We Poop" or something I dunno.

We need @LordKaT to teach us all the tips and tricks to get to the bathroom while avoiding everything that'll prevent us from poo 2 the loo.

What an educational game. I never knew that in India, if you want to defecate, you have to avoid spotlights, flies, and random hands coming out of the ground.
8/10 better message that Gone Home

True story: Every day 1000 people die from trying to get to a toilet only because spotlights of the designated street shitters and ghost hands want to make sure the streets are paved in poop rather than let toilets be paved in poop.

 

[Jequiti]

You know, with proper sprite replacements this is a pretty decent game.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Alright everyone, welcome to my new let’s play of Poo2Loo 2k19.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Lmao you couldn't poo in the loo git gud you street shitting pleb.

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Is...that the game?

Fucking Pyongyang Racer has better graphics and that was made in North Korea.