Pop-Tart Flavor Ranking (Inarguable) - This thread can be locked as there is no discussion required, thanks.

[Bad Gateway]

1) Frosted Cherry
2) Hot Fudge Sundae
3) Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
4) Frosted Strawberry
5) Frosted Wild Berry
6) Frosted Crisp Apple
7) Frosted Chocolate Fudge
8 ) Frosted Raspberry
9) Frosted S'mores
10) Pumpkin Pie
11) Jolly Rancher Watermelon
12) Cookies and Creme
13) Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
14) Blue Raspberry
15) Jolly Rancher Cherry
16) Frosted Cinnamon Roll
17) Confetti Cupcake
18 ) Pretzel Salted Caramel
19) Frosted Red Velvet Cupcake
20) Frosted Blueberry
21) Vanilla Latte
22) Pretzel Cinnamon Sugar
23) Froot Loops
24) Frosted Chocolate Cupcake
25) Strawberry Milkshake
26) Jolly Rancher Green Apple
27) Chocolate Mocha
28 ) Frosted Chocolate Chip
29) Strawberry
30) Brown Sugar Cinnamon
31) Blueberry
32) Frosted Chocolatey Churro

All Pop Tarts can be noticeably improved by toasting them and adding butter, or by putting them in the freezer. Both of these methods are right and proper in the eyes of the LORD, and therefore it can be determined that eating Pop Tarts raw is not Christ-like. Thank you for coming to my recitation of facts.

 

[Baby Sister]

Adding butter to a poptart?

...that might just be crazy enough to work.

 

[CatParty]

The only issue with the pretzels are they aren’t salty enough to enjoy salty sweet

 

[KateHikes14]

1) Frosted Cherry
2) Hot Fudge Sundae
3) Brown Sugar Cinnamon
4) Frosted Strawberry
5) Frosted Wild Berry
6) Frosted Crisp Apple
7) Frosted Chocolate Fudge
8 ) Frosted Raspberry
9) Frosted S'mores
10) Pumpkin Pie
11) Jolly Rancher Watermelon
12) Cookies and Creme
13) Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
14) Blue Raspberry
15) Jolly Rancher Cherry
16) Frosted Cinnamon Roll
17) Confetti Cupcake
18 ) Pretzel Salted Caramel
19) Frosted Red Velvet Cupcake
20) Frosted Blueberry
21) Vanilla Latte
22) Pretzel Cinnamon Sugar
23) Froot Loops
24) Frosted Chocolate Cupcake
25) Strawberry Milkshake
26) Jolly Rancher Green Apple
27) Chocolate Mocha
28 ) Frosted Chocolate Chip
29) Strawberry
30) Brown Sugar Cinnamon
31) Blueberry
32) Frosted Chocolatey Churro

All Pop Tarts can be noticeably improved by toasting them and adding butter, or by putting them in the freezer. Both of these methods are right and proper in the eyes of the LORD, and therefore it can be determined that eating Pop Tarts raw is not Christ-like. Thank you for coming to my recitation of facts.

Imagine being such a mouth breathing mongloid that you put list out that places the one true poptart, Brown Sugar Cinnamon (PBUH) at 30. And then to make matters worse, and add to your heinous heresy for which you will be stoned, you dare affront BSC (PBUH) by mentioning "fr**zing" or "t**sting". I hope it was worth it retard.

 

[TFT-A9]

Enjoy eating roofing shingles while I draw dicks on my Toaster Strudel with the icing.

 

[The Last Stand]

S'mores.

 

[JULAY]

Pop tarts are fucking terrible

 

[beautiful person]

1) smores
2) brown sugar cinnamon
3) frosted stawberry
4) cookies and cream

 

[Donny Cheese]

Smores is the best poptarts flavor, accept no substitutes.

 

[Admiral Mantoid]

Wild Berry and Smores are #1. Any other claim is fake and gay.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Imagine being such a mouth breathing mongloid that you put list out that places the one true poptart, Brown Sugar Cinnamon (PBUH) at 30. And then to make matters worse, and add to your heinous heresy for which you will be stoned, you dare affront BSC (PBUH) by mentioning "fr**zing" or "t**sting". I hope it was worth it retard.

Absolutely haram.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Brown sugar at 30? I bet you eat your pop tarts with a bowl of fruity pebbles.

 

[Thotalicious Chris]

You absolute gorilla, you bumbling idiot, absolute fucking buffoon. Fuck you.
Brown Sugar, Wild Berry, and S’mores are top fucking tier.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Enjoy eating roofing shingles while I draw dicks on my Toaster Strudel with the icing.

Hope you like ice in the center

 

[TFT-A9]

Hope you like ice in the center

YES.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

What is pop-tart?

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

I will forever hate Pop Tarts for taking Cherry out of the Costco bulk packs

 

[s0mbra]

Store brand pop tarts > actual pop tarts

 

[cutebingus]

poptars are ceral toaster studel change my mind

 

[Kled]

Imagine not having all berry flavors in the top 10. Op your number 1 pick is the only good thing here.