Pop-Tart Flavor Ranking (Inarguable) - This thread can be locked as there is no discussion required, thanks.

CWCSavedMyMarriage

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Froot Loops should be at the bottom, they’re so fucking awful. I bought them out of curiosity once and I couldn’t get through one of them.
 

Redeemer and Destroyer

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My tastebuds crave Poptarts in this order:

1. Smores
2. Hot Fudge Sundae
3. Chocolate Fudge
4. Cookies n Cream
5. Chocolate Chip
6. Unfrosted kind of any fruit flavor
7. Strawberry Milkshake
8. Literally anything else
 

MerriedxReldnahc

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Top place is Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon, especially if you let it cool for a bit, break it in half, add a smear of peanut butter to make a sammich.
Second place is these very specific Spongebob Poptarts that comprised most of my diet as a kid.
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Jolly Rancher Green Apple gets an automatic bottom of the list shit-tier rating due to one giving me a unexpectedly bad sugar burn on my thumb.
 

DuckSucker

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They had oatmeal ones for a while, and they had an oatmeal brown sugar one that I loved until I got bored of them. I didnt actually eat them often but I can still remember the taste.

I didnt realize I had such basic bitch pop tart tastes until reading everyone else say that OP is wrong and brown sugar is the best one, but theyre right.
 

Trombonista

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1. Brown Sugar Cinnamon
2. Cherry
3. Chocolate Fudge
4. Strawberry

These are the only good Pop-Tarts.
 

NumberingYourState

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Brown Sugar Cinnamon was my go-to, if you crack it open and dunk it in milk you get something akin to a dunked graham cracker on steroids.

The chocolate/double fudge ones man are like... fuck oreos, gimme those instead.
 
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