Possible Google review of McDonald's by Chris -

[Da Pickle Monsta]

On a bit of a lark, I went and pulled up some Google reviews of restaurants in the Ruckersville area. I was a bit surprised when I found a review for the Ruckersville McDoanld's by a Christian Chandler. Here's the transcript:

I have been under recent misuses of so called "GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE" lately. The Food may be served with exact matching to the Order given; RESPECT is NOT GIVEN to me by the time of food delivery. I am proud to be a Tomgirl; but NO tolerance is given to this and the Proud Honors and Traditions. There is no Tomgirl option in bathroom stalls. I have RIGHTS! I am under Legal Allowings to go in the "woman's bathroom" and cannot be harassed and such. I am not a simple Dog or Animal. I won't "Just go poo in the alley"!!! The food was Delicious and filling; however they need to FIRE all of the bad service workers!

And the screenshot:

And the link:

https://plus.google.com/104677698661231 ... S&hl=en-US

Sounds like Chris. I'm inclined to believe it's him. Please note that this review is about a year old, so it fits in the timeframe for Tomgirl.

Mods, if this is old content or confirmed to be a troll account, please lock this thread.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Fake. I should know. And I'd like to add that recent events have proven that Chris's own writing is even more stupid and much funnier.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Ah, I was afraid of that. Could somebody lock the topic, please?

 

[Laura_Dern]

I think this being even remotely plausible shows how far into the Tyson Zone Chris is at this point.

 

[José Mourinho]

Fake, but worth reading because it's hilarious.