Possible un-clit explanation -

[ponderation]

Hey there. Long time lurker and Chris-Chan watcher, first time poster.

So I was thinking about the un-clit saga the other day, and how everyone thought it was stupid because that's nowhere near where the clitoris is on a woman.

Then it hit me. This makes perfect sense, if you think of it from the perspective of an autistic manchild. Bear with me here.

He hates his duck. So, for all intents and purposes, it doesn't exist.
The only place Chris has for penetration is his anus, so if you think of that as a vagina (mangina? Sonichina?), the taint *is* where the clitoris would go in this imaginary arrangement.

Keeping in mind that the only anatomical references Chris has are porn, anime, blow-up dolls, and a possible hooker, and also given that he doesn't really pay a hell of a lot of attention to things, I think he may have actually thought this was a believable idea.

Thoughts?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Hey there. Long time lurker and Chris-Chan watcher, first time poster.

Anyone who says this has clearly not lurked at all

 

[stets]

Oh for fuck's sake...

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I cannot deny your logic even though I hate this thread.

 

[niggers]

get this shit back to the lab, pronto

op, expect your nobel peace prize nomination soon.

 

[*Asterisk*]

JULAAAAAA@£A#£!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't think you quite get it that just because Chris wants female equipment, he's still not into men. There's no penetrative detail being overlooked - Chris still only wants to have hanky panky with girls.

 

[meatslab]

What a great post.

 

[ponderation]

I don't think you quite get it that just because Chris wants female equipment, he's still not into men. There's no penetrative detail being overlooked - Chris still only wants to have hanky panky with girls.

No, I totally get that part. But I can definitely see Chris thinking that his shitter will somehow become a lovely and delicious piece of lady-china through a magical transformation, just like how he's (in his mind) magically developed D-cup breasts.

Remember the part where the piercing was migrating out and he was happy, because the infected slit looked vagina-like? Maybe he felt like if the slit got big enough and merged with his anus, it would become a Vagina(tm).
(ignoring, of course, the awful problem of having an infected anal fissure.)
I dunno. It's all speculation, really.

 

[John Daker]

Clean this shit up @Hellb- wait fuck, @Alan Pardew.

 

[NegaCWC]

No, I totally get that part. But I can definitely see Chris thinking that his shitter will somehow become a lovely and delicious

Rated your post as powerlevel just for that sentence.

 

[Pikonic]

Clean this shit up @Hellb- wait fuck, @Alan Pardew.

I'll put 20 bucks on @He Sets Me On Fire to say "Nope."

 

[Peace and Harmony]

tyce what is this

 

[Karen Riley]

I vaguely know what you're trying to say but out of all the things Chris has ever been involved with if there's one thing I'd like to forget it's the unclit.

Also welcome to the forums. If I had to give some advice I'd say that it's generally frowned on to create a thread speculating that Chris could ever desire anal penetration or anything that makes it seem like you believe he's gay. Chris is a lot of things but he's definitely straight.

The random thoughts thread is also a great place to post something like this, that probably doesn't warrant it's own thread but is something you feel the need to discuss.

 

[John Daker]

I vaguely know what you're trying to say but out of all the things Chris has ever been involved with if there's one thing I'd like to forget it's the unclit.

Also welcome to the forums. If I had to give some advice I'd say that it's generally frowned on to create a thread speculating that Chris could ever desire anal penetration or anything that makes it seem like you believe he's gay. Chris is a lot of things but he's definitely straight.

The random thoughts thread is also a great place to post something like this, that probably doesn't warrant it's own thread but is something you feel the need to discuss.

Chris is not straight, he's a beautiful lesbian, you shitlord.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I'll put 20 bucks on @He Sets Me On Fire to say "Nope."

Yup; Nope.