Post something technically true but misleading -

[Cyclonus]

For example:

Joshua Moon did not rape and strangle a five year old girl called Allison McBride on the roof of the Cecil hotel in Los Angeles at 3:57 PM on Wednesday 7th of June 2017. I repeat, Joshua Moon did not rape and strangle a five year old girl called Allison McBride on the roof of the Cecil hotel in Los Angeles at 3:57 PM on Wednesday 7th of June 2017. No matter what anyone tells you, no matter how convincing and credible they may seem, Joshua Moon did not rape and strangle a five year old girl called Allison McBride on the roof of the Cecil hotel in Los Angeles at 3:57 PM on Wednesday 7th of June 2017. Anyone who says otherwise is carrying out a smear campaign to frame an innocent man.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Members of KiwiFarms are actually the Lolcows and the 'lolcows' are milking us.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Half of the parties involved in a rape enjoy it.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Half of the parties involved in a rape enjoy it.

Should really be 'At least half the parties involved in a rape enjoy it' to account for 2v1 scenarios, and to be even more misleading

 

[Mal0]

A little under half of all transgender people are actually pleasant to be around.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Most lolcows are exceptional.

 

[Cyclonus]

August 6th 1945 was quite a warm day in Hiroshima.

 

[HeyItsHarveyMacClout]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan is not sucking cock right now.

He’s probably asleep because he’s a degenerate who sleeps until 2 and doesn’t go to church on Easter. He’s likely to wake up and resume the cock sucking shortly

 

[The Last Stand]

If looks can kill, Hillary Clinton would be a serial murderer.

 

[Cyclonus]

Abraham Lincoln was a republican and the democrats were the party of Jim Crow.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

If I were a rich man, yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. All day long, I'd biddy biddy bum, if I were a wealthy man!

 

[The Last Stand]

@Expurgate Contradictions was right. I'm not black.

 

[Cyclonus]

I can truthfully point in the direction of my penis and say "That's the largest organ on my body!"

Spoiler

I'm talking about my skin.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Polar bears aren't white.

 

[The Last Stand]

A hot dog is a sandwich.

 

[Cyclonus]

Cereal is soup.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Jewish people love money

 

[Kyururu-kun]

Bananas are radioactive.

 

[Cyclonus]

Adolf Hitler killed a ruthless tyrant who ordered the slaughter of six million Jews.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]