Post-surgery fun -

[betterbullocks]

I had surgery a few days ago and they gave my hydrocone for the pain. The hydros (in their normal dosage) are enough to ease the pain and basically nothing more. I never mess with pharmaceutical shit because I'm not a degenerate with a death wish, but while I'm on them for medical purposes, I figured I'd have some fun. Anyone have recommendations for how to up things a lil bit to get a buzz without doing something stupid and overdosing? I hear mixing alcohol can be deadly so I'm reluctant. Also any music/TV recommendations? I usually take the 5mg hydro with 800mg of motrin.

 

[Foxxo]

What was the surgery for?

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

What was the surgery for?

Nothing. They just wanted an excuse to stab him.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Well hydrocodone is an opiate, opiates can cause narcolepsy, narcoleptic patients have higher rates of lucid dreaming, so you could try some different meditation techniques for lucid dreaming.

 

[Mein Garten]

Watch some true crime stories on youtube. Does your asshole feel better?

 

[ThePurpleProse]

Did you got to keep your balls in a jar?

 

[Large]

Don't take more than necessary, these things fuck up your brain even with the normal dosage.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Dude, don't fuck with that shit.

 

[Thank Fuck For Evil Otto]

Those are going to be wedded to hefty apap, so your abuse potential is limited unless you bend over for crazytown.

I usually take the 5mg hydro with 800mg of motrin.

You're taking high dose ibuprofen on top of the apap in the hydrocodone pills? Or did they give you straight hydrocodone? That has to be rare, especially nowadays.

Maybe dose some stool softeners to prevent constipation. Especially if you're not going to be physically active those can turn your bowels into a brick lickety split.

 

[an actual idiot]

so how's the neovag?

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

What was the surgery for?

srs

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Those are going to be wedded to hefty apap, so your abuse potential is limited unless you bend over for crazytown.

You're taking high dose ibuprofen on top of the apap in the hydrocodone pills? Or did they give you straight hydrocodone? That has to be rare, especially nowadays.

Maybe dose some stool softeners to prevent constipation. Especially if you're not going to be physically active those can turn your bowels into a brick lickety split.

Acetaminophen (paracetamol) is livertoxic as fuck, even small doses build up to eventually cause liver problems so if there's that in your pills you should remove it. Use a mortar to crush the pills into a powder, add just enough water to make it dissolve, use a rubber band to put a coffee filter on a glass. Pour the mixture into the filter and put it into a fridge. Acetaminophen will not dissolve in cold temperature but opioids do, so clear opioid water will drip into the glass, but acetaminophen will stay on the filter.

If you don't wanna mix opioids with alcohol get some phenibut, should be fun but I'd also keep some upper on hand in case you get drowsy. Of course weed goes well with opioids too (archeological data shows that opium, weed and wine were often used together - it's Traditional to combine them all).

 

[LordofTendons]

I had some kind of horrifying throat thing during the Terri Schaivo fiasco. I couldn't swallow. I crushed two of those hydrocodone things and washed them down with probably more red wine than I should have. I didn't care about very much for several hours after that.

 

[betterbullocks]

What was the surgery for?

Those are going to be wedded to hefty apap, so your abuse potential is limited unless you bend over for crazytown.

You're taking high dose ibuprofen on top of the apap in the hydrocodone pills? Or did they give you straight hydrocodone? That has to be rare, especially nowadays.

Maybe dose some stool softeners to prevent constipation. Especially if you're not going to be physically active those can turn your bowels into a brick lickety split.

Got all 4 wisdom teeth out, and waited a while to do it rather than biting the bullet in high school like everyone else. I'm not day three and have achieved maximum puffiness/pain

I had some kind of horrifying throat thing during the Terri Schaivo fiasco. I couldn't swallow. I crushed two of those hydrocodone things and washed them down with probably more red wine than I should have. I didn't care about very much for several hours after that.

That sounds extremely unwise

Acetaminophen (paracetamol) is livertoxic as fuck, even small doses build up to eventually cause liver problems so if there's that in your pills you should remove it. Use a mortar to crush the pills into a powder, add just enough water to make it dissolve, use a rubber band to put a coffee filter on a glass. Pour the mixture into the filter and put it into a fridge. Acetaminophen will not dissolve in cold temperature but opioids do, so clear opioid water will drip into the glass, but acetaminophen will stay on the filter.

If you don't wanna mix opioids with alcohol get some phenibut, should be fun but I'd also keep some upper on hand in case you get drowsy. Of course weed goes well with opioids too (archeological data shows that opium, weed and wine were often used together - it's Traditional to combine them all).

There is acetaminophen in it but it isn't much. I also have an extremely robust liver as I found out from the doctors, which explains why its so hard for me to get/stay drunk, so I'm not gonna fuck with it, but I'll keep that in mind.

Thanks for the suggestions lads. Hopefully some mates of mine can come over and watch weeb shit, otherwise I'll just listen to vaporwave until I lucid dream

 

[Reverend]

Watch wizard of oz and put on the pink floyd albumn that goes along with it.

 

[HeraldofNurgle]

I had the same surgery a few years back and played Mass Effect 2 while on hydrocodone. It was a strange experience indeed.

I also tried playing Magic the Gathering, which was also an experience too.

 

[RavenCrow]

Did you get your peen split in half and inverted?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"but while I'm on them for medical purposes, I figured I'd have some fun."

That's how you push for getting your prescription renewed. No big deal, they probably turn you down these days...

Months or years later you meet a guy with oxy and remember, yeah those are good.
Later you ask him who he gets them from, maybe you want to buy some.

Either way, why even mess around with something that have pulled stronger and more pain tolerant people into an addiction?

 

[Space Lobster Bat]

Lobster Man from Mars (although I'd recommend that movie anyways) and Yellow Submarine for movies. They're bizarre enough as it is, would be interesting to watch otherwise.

Maybe try music in a different language, like stuff from How to Train your Dragon (if it's not your native language), curious to see if that has a noticeable effect.

 

[betterbullocks]

Lobster Man from Mars (although I'd recommend that movie anyways) and Yellow Submarine for movies. They're bizarre enough as it is, would be interesting to watch otherwise.

Maybe try music in a different language, like stuff from How to Train your Dragon (if it's not your native language), curious to see if that has a noticeable effect.

Not a bad idea. I'm taking Japanese as my foreigm language in uni so maybe I'll listen to some jpop with really rudimentary lyrics to see if i can drug-induce a better listening fluency