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Loona

“Working”
kiwifarms.net
”Edit: I decided to look back there for myself and my anus looks healthy. I do not believe I need to bleach it.”
 

SSF2T Old User

Summer Time = Summer Babes
kiwifarms.net
”Of the £10,000 sought, £9,000 reflects hurt feelings and £1,000 sought is aggravated damages.”
 

tasty humane burger

hokey cokey, pig in a pokey!
kiwifarms.net
”I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that The Kiwi Farms is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to construct gas chambers, incinerators, gulags, and concentration camps.”
 

soda

gender plague
kiwifarms.net
”I curse all of you in the name of YHWH, that you die, and that YHWH takes your life, and that your insides rot with pestilence!”
 

Wraith

Made pure again from the hardest game on earth.
kiwifarms.net
”Oh, My Gosh! What the hell has been screwing your mind up? Weed? Basement Loneliness? WTFH is Wrong with You?!”
 

albert chan

TWAIN 2024
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
”Over the past several months, I have been seeing a therapist and not posting on Kiwi Farms as much anymore.”
 

Lapis Lazuli

It's Steven Universe Month.
kiwifarms.net
”WARNING: SUSPICIOUS URL:
 

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
kiwifarms.net
”No, I don't play video games, video games are for babies and fucking loser nerds'
Whoever posted that if ye be a kiwi farmer is lying through his teeth
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Casca Enjoyed It

"Griffith did nothing wrong" (in Minecraft)
kiwifarms.net
“Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary“
 

Ass eating cunt

HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO SHAME
kiwifarms.net
”I have doxxed people though, including an autistic 8-year-old who really fucking deserved it.”
 

Pineapple Fox

For conversations sake
Local Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
”Over the past several months, I have been seeing a therapist and not posting on Kiwi Farms as much anymore.”
 
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