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Post the reason you were banned from DSP's life

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by Waveysauce, Jan 3, 2018.

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  1. REMINDER FROM NEGER:
    If you plan shit or violate tou.ch the poo.p rules then you will get punished.

    Would love to hear other peoples stories on random dumb shit they have been banned for.

    Most stupid one for me was during his friday the 13th play through and cut his mic off......I said "there is no way dsp survives without talking to his teammates"
     
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    #1 Waveysauce, Jan 3, 2018
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  2. on an alt

    asking who "Fred" was when chat was spamming his name to make fun of him
     
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  3. @BSV banned me on sight. Didn't like me being in there. Gino and popsicolo knew about it and knew it was wrong for Vidar to do this so would unban me, infuriating Vidar more. Ended up changing my twitch username to stop him doing it.

    Creepy bastard
     
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  4. I called an alt of mine KGsLover after KG made some homophobic remarks and got banned as soon as I entered the chat.
    After that, I went to Phil on twitter and he said it was probably an accident.
    Never got unbanned nonetheless.
     
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  5. Saying "who is Trump?"

    No, I'm not kidding.
     
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  6. For saying Vidar was on TXT's stream . :story:
     
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    #6 xenomorph, Jan 3, 2018
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2018
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    xenomorph I've got more demons where that came from.

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  7. I said:

    wow dood

    Autobanned.
     
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  8. Wow that must have been on a bad bad day, I see them saying dood all the time, I swear the mods and Phil are so unpredictable and on their period most of the time.
     
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    xenomorph I've got more demons where that came from.

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  9. "Please start the game"
     
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  10. Saying " New here, I have been here for 5 mins and all he has done is talk about money. IS this normal?" Insta ban.
     
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  11. Gave him the Scarface cheat and was banned for it
     
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  12. I said "cahmaaahn already!"when he was taking ages to get started on prestream. Pretty much banned straight away.
     
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  13. During a prestream where he talked about kogaming being dead, i typed "press f to pay respect for kogaming" banned.
     
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  14. I said “Phil looks pretty itchy right now” around the time he choked the chicken on stream.
     
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  15. I asked Phil why he never turns inputs on during his SFV videos. He called me a moron before banning me.
     
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  16. Phil once said he could imagine being a radio host.
    I typed "the only thing you should host is a parasite".
    Banned.
     
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  17. On an alt is asked about his gout when he was talking about his gout on prestream. But after talking about his gout for a good minute he mentioned "don't type in gout or you'll get autobanned"
     
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  18. I was banned for asking what time he had to pick up his daughter from school. Some people have no sense of humor.
     
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  19. That sounds like something deepdrive would do........he is the one who banned me for saying phil would have no chance to survive in friday the 13th without having his mic back on
     
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  20. "Your mic is off"
     
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