Post ways the matriarchy has oppressed you - Bitches, man.

[Internet War Criminal]

so yesterday i went to visit this girl whos always dtf and at some point during the night i let a protein fart rip and she was all mad and 'ew' and hit me. i was like 'babe do you think those muscles grow on trees' while flexing but that didnt help in any way

then she said she wanted to watch unbreakable kimmy schmidt and not me playing madden again.

Bitches, man. Why do we even bother.

 

[LD 3187]

It's your fault for not fucking dudes.

The only good kind of woman are the video game ones, where you can customize her boobs with sliders and turn it off when the bitch starts to annoy you.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

and turn it off when the bitch starts to annoy you.

if only there was a mute button irl

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Neckties are clearly the leash with which the matriarchy control true honest men.

 

[MrTroll]

Public decency laws.

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

Two Words: Oedipus Complex.

 

[XYZpdq]

my bullshit mom made me go to the outlet mall with her the other day and I could barely get online on my phone fucking faggot bitch ass mom

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I told this girl to suck my dick, and she said no. WTF is this shit, she was totally flirting with me, I walked into the store and she said "Can I help you?" If that's not flirting, then what is?

 

[Ruin]

Stupid cunt wouldn't let me pay for my latte with a good dicking.

Bitches man.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Women are taking our jobs.

We must cast them down.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

@Autphag is our resident Matriarchy expert,

got anything to add, Sophie?

 

[cypocraphy]

Putting chicks in Star Wars movies.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

subsidizing my girlfriend's phony baloney soap making business

 

[SpessCaptain]

why cant women let me into their bathrooms?

 

[VLAD]

Once I got cucked.

But I'm not a cuck.

 

[BurningPewter]

anita came to my home and confiscated my bayenata game and replaced it with a simulator about sneaking into a hospital to get transgender meds

 

[Ineedahero]

I was in maths and the girl sitting in front of me was whaletailin just for me becas shes a slut and she is fangin for my d. So I am just starin at her and my dick is super HUGE and then that bitch mrs mcnulty asked me come up to the front and show everyone the answer and im like ill fuckin show you the answer cunt but in my head and in real life im like lol no thanks im good but shes like now young man and so I stood up really quickly to put her in her place but then my dick caught on the bar under the desk that is there so special eds can put there cubby drawers in there desks and my desk tipped over and crashed to the ground and everyone turned to look at me and they all saw my massive boner and started laughing and my dick was suddenly very small I tell you what. Fuck all bitches.

 

[Jaimas]

Removing Billy Idol from the Jukebox rotation

 

[AA 102]

They lowered my pay so I'd make as much as women.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I told a bitch that my penis was wanted by the CIA and I needed to hide him in her vagina.


My penis is now being held before a U.N. tribunal for war crimes in eastern Uganda and the Kosovo Conflict.