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Toxoplasmosis

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Wow. All Amber hate aside, she has a pretty face under all that fat. Yes, I know she has yellow teeth, and she's still fat here, but objectively, she has a legit pretty face.
What feature do you like most? The nose wart or butt-chin? Personally, I'm a fan of the off-center front teeth and snaggle side tooth.
 

Birthday Dickpunch

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Wow. All Amber hate aside, she has a pretty face under all that fat. Yes, I know she has yellow teeth, and she's still fat here, but objectively, she has a legit pretty face.
Eh. She was kinda cute-average in her older pictures where she actually had some life in her eyes and smiled. Too bad she ruined any potential she had, plus has that crazy lopsided face situation now. Oh and she's dumb as a post, further knocking her down a few levels.
 

Toxoplasmosis

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Her face would never look like that, though. If she dropped 300+ pounds tomorrow, her skin would be saggy as hell. Also, the girl in that pic looks like she's in her teens or early 20s. Amber looks like she's in her late 40s. Weight loss won't reverse that.
 

Francis Dollarhyde

And the woman, clothed in the sun.
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Her face would never look like that, though. If she dropped 300+ pounds tomorrow, her skin would be saggy as hell. Also, the girl in that pic looks like she's in her teens or early 20s. Amber looks like she's in her late 40s. Weight loss won't reverse that.
It is all 100% reversible boo boo. The singing doctor said so.
 

Whatthefuck

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Can somebody explain the singing doctor thing, or point me to a post about him? I've seen many references to him but wasn't around when that saga went down.
She went to the doctor for the first time in, according to her, 10 years. Apparently, the doctor came in to examine her singing or humming or whatever. This is the same doctor that emailed her the test results that showed, as Becks so eloquently put it, she's healthy, just big. She recently went to the doctor again for her layyyyggg, but it's unclear if this was the magical singing doctor who will prescribe anti-depressants, change them to another after just a week, ask you to come in for labs which you staunchly refuse to do and still sees you for obvious obesity related complications and only suggests that you join the office staff weight loss group. I'll see if I can find the link to the vlog.



Here you go:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/doctors-appointment-moment-of-truth.40114/
 
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PerkChop

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She went to the doctor for the first time in, according to her, 10 years. Apparently, the doctor came in to examine her singing or humming or whatever. This is the same doctor that emailed her the test results that showed, as Becks so eloquently put it, she's healthy, just big. She recently went to the doctor again for her layyyyggg, but it's unclear if this was the magical singing doctor who will prescribe anti-depressants, change them to another after just a week, ask you to come in for labs which you staunchly refuse to do and still sees you for obvious obesity related complications and only suggests that you join the office staff weight loss group. I'll see if I can find the link to the vlog.



Here you go:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/doctors-appointment-moment-of-truth.40114/
Many thanks!

I was around for the doctor she went to for her layyygs, and for the story about them offering to let her join the staff weight loss group and come in for free weekly weigh ins or whatever it was, even if she wasn't going to continue seeing the doc. I remember she was soooo excited about it, and then went exactly 0 times.
 

Whatthefuck

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Not only that, but when people asked her about it, she pretended not to know what they were even talking about.
Ah, yes, Ignorancelynn. Word of advice, Hamber. If you don't constantly lie, you don't have to keep up with what you've lied about. Pretty simple concept and one you should look into especially since you are woefully inept at lying in general.
 

Toxoplasmosis

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I'm talking about the old pictures of Becky. I was responding to an old picture of Beckey. This is a Becky thread. This needs to be explained?
My bad. You wrote, "All Amber hate aside, she has a pretty face under all that fat." It sounds like you're talking about Amber.
Anyway, I agree with @Rabbit Bones. Becky may have looked better when she was less fat and wore makeup, but she's never been pretty.
 
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