Post your Favorite Campy Employee Training Videos: -

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

If you've had a retail or food service job, it's highly likely that you remember some dumb training video you had to watch.

Here's one I remember:

How about the rest of you?

 

[neverendingmidi]

I vaguely remember these when I worked at a fast feeder, but that was, shit, over 2 decades ago.

Nowadays the videos work makes me watch are either ethics ones, or safety videos (don’t shove people into an open electrical box with a forklift, I remember that one).

 

[Nekromantik]

OH NO! KLAUS!

Shake hands with Danger!

 

[RG 448]

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Zelda's in the hizzouse. The hizzity.

edit- features a young, smooth as a new born bald, Keegan-Michael Key

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

This always gets stuck in my head.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This always gets stuck in my head.

Came here to post this.

I even used it as my ringtone back in college.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Came here to post this.

I even used it as my ringtone back in college.

Wendy's really does make the best training videos and the catchiest.

 

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Couple of my favorites. Girl working at Blockbuster Video has a psychotic breakdown at work and a little man that lives in the TV named "Buster Sales" starts talking to her about to be better at her job.

She would later go on to be the CEO of Blockbuster Video and decide in a few year's time not to buy Netflix and instead continue her torrid romance with Buster Sales by accumulating all the unwatched VHS tapes and melt them down to create her own Joisey-talking, Brillo-haired golem. I may have made that last part up.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

WARNING: This is disturbing and terrible and terribly disturbing.

 

[The Shadow]

This always gets stuck in my head.

I have to watch the whole video every time it's posted, thank you.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I have to watch the whole video every time it's posted, thank you.

Those hot drinks really get you going.

 

[_blank_]

I would like to blame this video for being a part of why we have been dealt with the Curse of Sarkeesian... I mean, beside all of the "anime avatars" and "people having fun" parts.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

This has to be the best one.

Damnit. Ninja'd.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Zelda's in the hizzouse. The hizzity.

edit- features a young, smooth as a new born bald, Keegan-Michael Key

Back when Spoony was still funny instead of being funny for being a mess, he did this entertaining riff of that training video.

 

[8777BB5]

I wish I had access to one I watched at my first job because they had this girl with enormous knockers who had decided to do the video braless.

 

[Chocolate Elvis]

The first video is still used in recruit training to this day :powerlevel:. Gotta love the Ministry of Defence’s aversion to spending money!

 

[omori]

Wish I had access to my dad's safety training videos. He told me they had security footage of freak accidents.

 

[neverendingmidi]

The navy had some good ones in boot camp about the Forrestal fire. Ooh! Or the one where they put liquid VX gas in a rabbit’s eye and you watched it spasm to death, vs. putting it on the skin and watching it spasm to death, vs. putting it on the skin and then injecting it with the antidote. Had to watch that whole thing before we put on gas masks and went into a room full of teargas.

Found the one where they put it in the eye
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ce6_1386165740

Don’t know if that qualifies as campy, but god knows it won’t leave my brain.