Potential Kiwi Farms Pokemon Rom hack - Titles I've brainstormed (Pokemon A-log, Pokemon Farms)

[Jazario]

I was replaying Pokemon Clover and after taking a look at Pokemon Noon (an ifunny rom hack), I thought of trying to put together a rom hack for Kiwi Farms. Someone in the general chat suggested changing the typings but I'm not sure doing it this early on. Some of the typings were Tranny, Fat, Furry, Gay, Autistic, and Whore. I have some designs that I'll post here later on, as I'm out celebrating Easter. I want this rom hack to represent Lolcows, events, spergings, and happenings that have happened. Feel free to post your ideas and what not.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Well, you'll want types to represent Kiwi Farms-specifics unless this is more of a generic lolcow collector.

Skitzocow, Horrorcow, Beauty Parlor, etc

And don't forget the 7 Legendary Cows: Brianna Wu, CwC, the Gunt, Jonathan Yaniv, DSP, Tommy Tooter, and ALR

 

[Mal0]

Why not have some noteable lolcows be gym leaders? Chantal/AR, Kero, Tommy Tooter, etc. And then of course, Chris has to be an Elite 4 member, maybe with some of the older lolcows like Jace and JustinRPG. Our beloved ooperator would be the champion.

I mean I wouldn't do it personally because it sounds like too much work for something most people won't play, but I'd give it a try.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Are the protagonists gonna have green hair? Different teams?
Stupid, but I'd like to see status buffs/weaknesses for each type of Cow.
Also obligatory cursing

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

I have no idea how this shit works, but if you can replace the art, I can do pixel art and frames for pixel animation.

Could swap out trainer types with our own. The troons, the furfags etc. Add in some of our own Pokemon's if doable, including the horse-that-killed-Hands, Tenacious-unicorn, tiger-plushie-fleshlight and, who could forget that ever lovable rascal, Amhole.

 

[GeorgeFloyd]

Chris has to be like mewto

 

[Danny.exe]

I can help you with some of the technical side of making the ROM hack. Depends on what you're trying to use as the base, though. You could make one of the early trainer classes Newfag.

JustinRPG

You could make him and his wife Reshiram into a secret boss somewhere.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Why not have some noteable lolcows be gym leaders? Chantal/AR, Kero, Tommy Tooter, etc. And then of course, Chris has to be an Elite 4 member, maybe with some of the older lolcows like Jace and JustinRPG. Our beloved ooperator would be the champion.

I mean I wouldn't do it personally because it sounds like too much work for something most people won't play, but I'd give it a try.

Chris would be more appropriate as the current Champion since the Farms were created around him and grew out from there unless you want to include other farmers as the trainers instead in some fashion with Null as the Elite Four Champion Instead.

 

[The Last Stand]

You better put somebody with older women in their house.

 

[Wooper]

I can think of a Pokémon that you should include.

 

[Dick Justice]

Years late to a party that was never that good to start with. What are we, peddit?

 

[Crankenstein]

Well, you'll want types to represent Kiwi Farms-specifics unless this is more of a generic lolcow collector.

Skitzocow, Horrorcow, Beauty Parlor, etc

And don't forget the 7 Legendary Cows: Brianna Wu, CwC, the Gunt, Jonathan Yaniv, DSP, Tommy Tooter, and ALR

Why not have some noteable lolcows be gym leaders? Chantal/AR, Kero, Tommy Tooter, etc. And then of course, Chris has to be an Elite 4 member, maybe with some of the older lolcows like Jace and JustinRPG. Our beloved ooperator would be the champion.

I mean I wouldn't do it personally because it sounds like too much work for something most people won't play, but I'd give it a try.

Maybe make the ___cow tags as badges for gyms? I've just sat here trying to corelate pokemon types to cow types and got stumped more than a few times plus there are too few cow variations for the pokemon types.


Horrorcow = Marsh badge
Lolcow = Plain badge

 

[MediocreMilt]

Maybe make the ___cow tags as badges for gyms? I've just sat here trying to corelate pokemon types to cow types and got stumped more than a few times plus there are too few cow variations for the pokemon types.


Horrorcow = Marsh badge
Lolcow = Plain badge

Oooo.

The player could visit an actual Desert Bus!

 

[Crankenstein]

Oooo.

The player could visit an actual Desert Bus!

What the fuck is "Oooo"?! Did you just fucking Soy at me?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Did you just fucking Soy at me?

If I say yes, do I have to flag your videos?

 

[Crankenstein]

If I say yes, do I have to flag your videos?

Touchè

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

make the evil team a (poorly) semi-coordinated troon uprising a la whatever the fuck the Tranch is trying to be or inspire. the make the protag or rival some kid that ran away from their narc parents that tried to induct them into the troonage for sjw clout.

edit: it'd be a crime not to include justinrpg and his waifu. either as a hidden battle or as some spectacularly retarded double-battle partner if the plot somehow goes that way.

 

[Jazario]

Here's a line I designed based off the Zoosadism leaks, specifically the dog that Woof tortured.

Spoiler: Pre-evolution

Spoiler: First evolution

Spoiler: Second evolution

 

[DumbassRecords]

Here's a line I designed based off the Zoosadism leaks, specifically the dog that Woof tortured.

Spoiler: Pre-evolution

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Spoiler: First evolution

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Spoiler: Second evolution

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I love your drawing man. I did some Tracing hackjob bullshit on it. The last evolution is fucking sick.

 

[EnemyStand]

I'm seeing the ideas bandied about on here and it looks like it's going to be darker than Reborn.


So who wants to LP it when it's done?