Potential lolcows? -

[ShittyRecolor]

Hey guys, I hope I didn't just create a totally unncessary thread here.

So, I though, why not dedicate a thread to those internet dwellers that seem to be already promisingly ridiculous, but are yet to create the necessary amount of lulz by publicly making an ass out of themselves to pass as actual lolcows? Who do you think will be the prodigy (man)children of our future?

I kind of think this guy could become an epic, epic lolcow one day, like a Christian equivalent of TheAmazingAtheist. Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPRdRKr7oyQ

What do you think? Does he have what it takes?

Oh, and I swear that I'm totally gonna buy y'all some tasty someday maybe if you don't include my shitty username as your answer to this matter.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

I kind of think this guy could become an epic, epic lolcow one day, like a Christian equivalent of TheAmazingAtheist. Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPRdRKr7oyQ

There is already a Christian lolcow equivalent of TAA, his name is VenomFangX, although he hasn't been around for quite a while now.

EDIT: I almost forgot our good friend Xiao-Feng Fury, another bible thumping nutjob.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Well, there's this chick on DA who throws fits and (or just deletes fukken everything about that fic) when she gets a negative review then baaaaws about it on her journal. She's currently working on a "rewrite" of a fic but she seems to think that the appearance of her Sues are a major part of the problem or something (she thinks they look too much like each other when really they look too much like opposite sex clones of their love interests) when really the problem is everything, so it shouldn't be much of a rewrite at all. (Like DF01's "rewrite." Not much has changed in that thing at all.)

I don't feel right posting who it is. Probably wouldn't be someone you guys know anyway. I do have all of her fics (old ones, not the new ones) saved, however.

She has some serious potential, but like I said she isn't all that known.

Edited to remove any identifying things. I'd rather she not be run off of the internet.

 

[José Mourinho]

Caseydecker. Back then he was actually possibly the new Chris, but now he just posts pictures of foot fetishes and nothing special.

 

[The Dude]

Caseydecker. Back then he was actually possibly the new Chris, but now he just posts pictures of foot fetishes and nothing special.

You sure he isn't just Quentin Tarentino incognito?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Man that video quality is just horrible. Looks like it was made in the early 90s with a VHS camcorder.

 

[Pikonic]

Caseydecker. Back then he was actually possibly the new Chris, but now he just posts pictures of foot fetishes and nothing special.

You sure he isn't just Quentin Tarentino incognito?

Nah, he's Rex Ryan

 

[random_pickle]

PenofGold on Deviantart. http://penofgold.deviantart.com/

She uses bases on almost all of her artwork and only fills them in with the bucket tool. There was a lot of drama awhile back between her and user KashimusPrime. Kash told her that just filling in bases wasn't art, so Pen threw a bitchfit and started stalking her. Everywhere that Kash commented, Pen wasn't far behind to tell everyone how mean the user was.

One day, Kash decided to show her what a true base edit looked like. She took one of Pen's bases and turned it into something beautiful: http://kashimusprime.deviantart.com/art/Baby-Simba-414518051. Once again this pissed off Pen who then started to harass Kash, calling her a fat pig and fat shaming her. Somehow she didn't get banned from this.

Things started to quiet down after a while, then Pen started stalking her yet again. Some users saw this and came to the lulzy conclusion that Pen has a crush on Kash. One of these users drew fanart for the couple http://www.deviantart.com/?qh=&sect...h#/art/Stuck-Like-Glue-417624473?_sid=db2ad93 Kash thought that this was hilarious, Pen did not. The latter wrote a journal calling out the artist saying that they stole her avatar. The admins removed the journal soon after, not sure if anyone screencapped it.

I'm amazed that she doesn't have an ED article yet.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Two people that are connected to DF01 could have some potential. Both of them act like teenagers and their stuff is just.... laughable.

http://rm-keyblade-mistress.deviantart.com/

http://john-the-enforcer.deviantart.com/

Both are huge asspatters of DF01. One of them hides any and all criticism. Both write fanfictions that are like Faithful Hearts/Faith of the Heart, especially the John guy. He sticks in this self-insert Sue named John Barrix who is crushing on DF01's Marina Seadrift then on Keyblade's Ruby.

Both get mentions on DF01's ED, though John has his own (short) article.

 

[Pine Tar]

Technically, anyone could be a potential lolcow. It all depends on how seriously they take trolling. Someone could be producing Mary Sue bondage foot-fucking porn, but if they don't respond to "the haters", then they aren't a lolcow. Remember, a lolcow is someone who someone who can easily be trolled.

 

[House Of Reeves]

Technically, anyone could be a potential lolcow. It all depends on how seriously they take trolling. Someone could be producing Mary Sue bondage foot-fucking porn, but if they don't respond to "the haters", then they are aren't a lolcow. Remember, a lolcow is someone who someone who can easily be trolled.

True. Also, I want to commend you on your username and profile pic. Rather esoteric, but awesome to a Royals fan.

 

[Pine Tar]

Technically, anyone could be a potential lolcow. It all depends on how seriously they take trolling. Someone could be producing Mary Sue bondage foot-fucking porn, but if they don't respond to "the haters", then they are aren't a lolcow. Remember, a lolcow is someone who someone who can easily be trolled.

True. Also, I want to commend you on your username and profile pic. Rather esoteric, but awesome to a Royals fan.

Thanks! I'm happy with actually getting a winning season for once out of them. Now, if the Chiefs can win on Saturday, my weekend would be damn awesome.

But, back to the subject of lolcows. There was a time when Chris was considered a PA request. So, it's all about the success of trolling, really. There's some shocking people out there, but they're savvy enough to know not to respond to trolls.

 

[butt in trouble]

There is that one brony on youtube who filmed himself getting two happy meals at Mcdonald's because they had My Little Pony toys and he goes up to the counter to complain because he didn't get the "right" toy, tries to chat the pretty cashier up about MLP and then proceeds to open up his toys and re-enact an entire MLP episode with them....he does this all in public view.

There is another video of him meeting Tara Strong at a MLP convention and he talks to her as if she actually is Twilight Sparkle. To say it's painful to watch is a gross understatement.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

There is that one brony on youtube who filmed himself getting two happy meals at Mcdonald's because they had My Little Pony toys and he goes up to the counter to complain because he didn't get the "right" toy, tries to chat the pretty cashier up about MLP and then proceeds to open up his toys and re-enact an entire MLP episode with them....he does this all in public view.

There is another video of him meeting Tara Strong at a MLP convention and he talks to her as if she actually is Twilight Sparkle. To say it's painful to watch is a gross understatement.

Oh dear god, I've seen that one. I cringed so so SO badly, I felt my skin trying to crawl off of my body.

 

[exball]

There is that one brony on youtube who filmed himself getting two happy meals at Mcdonald's because they had My Little Pony toys and he goes up to the counter to complain because he didn't get the "right" toy, tries to chat the pretty cashier up about MLP and then proceeds to open up his toys and re-enact an entire MLP episode with them....he does this all in public view.

There is another video of him meeting Tara Strong at a MLP convention and he talks to her as if she actually is Twilight Sparkle. To say it's painful to watch is a gross understatement.

Link, link, link.

 

[Meowzers]

There is that one brony on youtube who filmed himself getting two happy meals at Mcdonald's because they had My Little Pony toys and he goes up to the counter to complain because he didn't get the "right" toy, tries to chat the pretty cashier up about MLP and then proceeds to open up his toys and re-enact an entire MLP episode with them....he does this all in public view.

There is another video of him meeting Tara Strong at a MLP convention and he talks to her as if she actually is Twilight Sparkle. To say it's painful to watch is a gross understatement.

Link, link, link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo

is it this one?
i want to see that second video, omg

 

[cypocraphy]

Stuff like that makes me wonder if you can actually develop autism from watching MLP. It's kind of like a "what came first the chicken or the egg?" type thing.

That guy is strange but doesn't seem to have the psychotic rage and bizarre beliefs that make a lolcow. I remember seeing videos of him last year. He's very odd, but apologetic and nice.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Stuff like that makes me wonder if you can actually develop autism from watching MLP. It's kind of like a "what came first the chicken or the egg?" type thing.

That guy is strange but doesn't seem to have the psychotic rage and bizarre beliefs that make a lolcow. I remember seeing videos of him last year. He's very odd, but apologetic and nice.

Sadly, there does seem to be SOMETHING about it that attracts people who have mental disabilities (or may be simply mental). Actually, cartoons seem to have that happen in general, now that I think about it...

Speaking of MLP, there's this guy who has lolcow potential. He thinks Twilight Sparkle is his fiancee and got VERY upset (even called out) someone who drew porn of the character, saying even Twilight herself was upset about it.

 

[random_pickle]

Stuff like that makes me wonder if you can actually develop autism from watching MLP. It's kind of like a "what came first the chicken or the egg?" type thing.

That guy is strange but doesn't seem to have the psychotic rage and bizarre beliefs that make a lolcow. I remember seeing videos of him last year. He's very odd, but apologetic and nice.

Sadly, there does seem to be SOMETHING about it that attracts people who have mental disabilities (or may be simply mental). Actually, cartoons seem to have that happen in general, now that I think about it...

I've seen many people who have autism develop an interest in anything that's really colorful and bright. This is why many lolcows into anime and cartoons and sonic happen to be autistic.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Stuff like that makes me wonder if you can actually develop autism from watching MLP. It's kind of like a "what came first the chicken or the egg?" type thing.

That guy is strange but doesn't seem to have the psychotic rage and bizarre beliefs that make a lolcow. I remember seeing videos of him last year. He's very odd, but apologetic and nice.

Sadly, there does seem to be SOMETHING about it that attracts people who have mental disabilities (or may be simply mental). Actually, cartoons seem to have that happen in general, now that I think about it...

I've seen many people who have autism develop an interest in anything that's really colorful and bright. This is why many lolcows into anime and cartoons and sonic happen to be autistic.

That's true, I completely neglected to even consider that.