Pour one out for yo nigga Dynastia - Post your favorite stories about our former resident abbo

The Pink Panther

Scared Pink
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The drama around this leak was gayer and more autistic than I could have imagined.
Yeah, quite a few users other than @Dynastia deleted their accounts.

To them I say, LOL. At the very least, you weren't fucking doxxed, where you suddenly become a laughingstock of the Farms if you're someone like @LagoonaBlue for example.
 

Jersey Devil

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If Dynastia is really gone, that actually sucks. He played an important role by going into threads that had turned into a circlejerk (Amberlynn, Gamergate, etc.) and fucking with the idiots in them for being self-important losers. I think it's important to have people like him to pop the bubbles of people who come to places like KF to stroke their own egos and go "well I might be an unlikeable probably-fat piece of shit, but at least I'm better than this unemployed pedophile/welfare-collecting landwhale/convicted dogfucker!"

He reminded us that in the end, we're all fucking gay nerds on an autistic forum run by a Ukrainian dog. Rest in peace you abbo sped.
 

Violence Jack

Like a wraith, I cling to life, strife be my guide
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If Dynastia is really gone, that actually sucks. He played an important role by going into threads that had turned into a circlejerk (Amberlynn, Gamergate, etc.) and fucking with the idiots in them for being self-important losers. I think it's important to have people like him to pop the bubbles of people who come to places like KF to stroke their own egos and go "well I might be an unlikeable probably-fat piece of shit, but at least I'm better than this unemployed pedophile/welfare-collecting landwhale/convicted dogfucker!"

He reminded us that in the end, we're all fucking gay nerds on an autistic forum run by a Ukrainian dog. Rest in peace you abbo sped.
this thread is a circle jerk and you're just fondling balls rn. you think anyone worth a damn cares about being "known" on a doxxing and hate website that laughs at re:tards? Shit's cringe as fuck 'bruh' and anyone attempting to paint this as a matter of principle is seriously deluded. lock this faggy thread already you stockholm sycophants.
 

The Pink Panther

Scared Pink
True & Honest Fan
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Literally who?
Oldfag shitposter who has been here since near the beginning fucked off the site when the IPs leak turned out to be a not-so-big deal.

This site has attracted a lot of attention in recent years, you need to shitpost accordingly.
Why can't we get away with what 4chan has gotten away with?
 

millais

The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
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My favorite Dynastia story centers on the time that Vordrak was emailing death threats to Margaret Pless while pretending to be Dynastia, in an attempt to get Margaret Pless to shut down this site with her journalistic connections somehow. Vordrak's writing style as Dynastia consisted of a mix of the most basic stereotypical Australian phrases, combined with his native Britbong mannerisms and affectations that he just couldn't hide.

In response, Dynastia emailed Margaret Pless directly to explain the situation with Vordrak, and she actually responded to him in a rather friendly manner.
 

Count groudon

Saltier than Njord's left testicle
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It seems that in his departure, everyone went insane trying to comprehend Dyn’s 4D chess-tier thinking and started a massive slap fight.

His final act of fuckery. God bless you, You dirty aboriginal motherfucker you.
 

Count groudon

Saltier than Njord's left testicle
True & Honest Fan
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Maybe he tossed a boomerang at a kangaroo he though looked particularly thicc and he didn’t catch it in time when it came back.

The most noble death an Abbo can have. F
 
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Gustav Schuchardt

Trans exclusionary radical feminazi.
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Judging them solely by the opinions of their most extreme and miserable catladies is like judging us solely by that time I did any of those horrifyingly morally indefensible things I keep doing here.
RIP relative addressing, Dynastia.
 

Haramburger

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fond memories of the sped(FuckedYourMom) that was posting vocaroos mad at Dynastia because he was offered dox of someone for $15 dollars; didn't pay, Dynastia embarrassed him publicly and he'd comeback every 3 months trying to get revenge. One of his rants became so funny to Josh that he actually name-changed Dynastia to FagNasty for 5 months or so, just ebcause his vocaroos were so deranged and funny after his victory. Very Jace-like, it was so off-the-wall you couldn't help but think it was staged.
 

Cedric_Eff

No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat.
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Dynastiaさんには会ったことないんだけど
( ;∀;)
 
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