Power Rangers (2017) - Less corniness, more seriousness

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The official trailer for the Power Rangers movie dropped today. While I am disappointed they don't seem to be including the corniness of the original series, it does look a bit bettter than I was expecting it to be. I'd imagine it'll be an average to good film at best.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The official trailer for the Power Rangers movie dropped today. While I am disappointed they don't seem to be including the corniness of the original series, it does look a bit bettter than I was expecting it to be. I'd imagine it'll be an average to good film at best.

It's got its own brand of corniness if the "I'm blue!" exchange, Alpha's lone line and some of the other exchanges are of any indication.

 

[XYZpdq]

I saw the toys for the new Melted Pile Of Grey Shit Zords from it.
I didn't know mastadons had eight legs.

 

[AA 102]

Who cares? Power Rangers is for preschoolers.

 

[Paco's Chili Holocaust]

I'm not sure why they think they can revive an old nostalgiabait property as a movie, when there was Power Rangers Dinocharge or whatever a few years ago.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

It'll probably be pretty boring, but I'm hoping for some salt from autistic Power Rangers fans.

At least Bryan Cranston moved up from Snizard to Zordon.

 

[A Random]

Did they have to make the badguy dress like the Green Goblin without a helmet?

 

[Morose_Obesity]

That fanbase deconstructs episodes like the Zapruder film. It's for selling toys, you Neet fucks!

 

[DragoonSierra]

So basically its Chronicle without the found footage. I expect it will be average.

 

[Shokew]

I'm expecting an OK (e.g.: decent or surprisingly good, but forgettable) film. Toy Sales might go through the roof - but that's me stretching, as well.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Did they have to make the badguy dress like the Green Goblin without a helmet?

I think the implication is that she's using the Green Ranger coin to appear like that.

 

[Quijibo69]

Who cares? Power Rangers is for preschoolers.

I liked it when I was 7. Good times!

 

[ASoulMan]

The ranger suits have grown on me. Alpha 5 on the other hand...not so much.

And Goldar is literally a molten pile of gold, which is about as subtle as a brick to the face.

 

[Adamska]

I wouldn't be shocked if it booms because fat weirdos with beards will watch it... alongside the Chinamen. So many Chinamen. Mainly because that's how and why we will be getting Transformers movies until we are all dead or China stops watching it in droves.

 

[The Nothingness]

I anticipate Linkara will share his thoughts on the movie once it comes out. That is unless he's pestered about it and he says the "review" will be done when it's done

 

[Xarpho]

The trailer doesn't look particularly stupid (at least not on the levels of that awful Netflix original movie where the kid gains smartphone-based superpowers after getting fragments of one stuck in his skull), so I guess if it doesn't take itself too seriously, it might be okay. Maybe for a DVD rental.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Rangerboard is full of lulz because they deconstruct the show as if it were Shakespeare.
That being said I tuned into the new season and the Pink Ranger is thikk and has a beautiful, round booty. I may just do a season pass just to see her in tight jeans.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Who cares? Power Rangers is for preschoolers.

 

[Shokew]

This just proves @dannyfrickenp 's point immensely - besides a lot of other things...

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm a pretty big fan of Power Rangers but like anything post 2002 that's anything to do with it, I just don't care.