pozloading my neghole - An illustrative guide on how to not engage lolcows offsite

[GS 281]

Chris has been more active on twitter recently, so that means that a lot of you can't keep your autism within the bounds of the farms and have unleashed your unfunny nonsense onto an unsuspecting public on Twitter. You're injecting yourselves into conversations, tweeting at Chris and reaching out to people to "warn" them. None of this is funny. Below are some caps from twitter.



@The Dude, @Ntwadumela, @Kumatora, @Cake Farts, @m0rnutz are just some of the speds doing this shit. If you guys want to make people laugh, get content on cows to make us laugh. When you inject yourself, you become the content. Take a look here.

@The Dude, how long did people use to talk around you before you, an overweight security guard who has a history of being awkward with women, caught on?

You're really going to shame someone for not managing their boundaries with women well? Really?

lmao I'm not even gonna touch this.

Yes, being dependent on other people and spending frivalously on toys is lolcow behavior. Imagine some faggot spending hundreds-thousands in guns while depending on their in-laws. What a lolcow!

Unless you can be funny when doing so and unless you can handle a cow ignoring you, just leave them alone. You're not as funny as you think you are.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

This is like when your sibling gets in trouble and your dad beats the shit out of them and you just sort of have to watch it go down.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Do we have a chris-tard hall of shame? Sticky this thread

 

[Crisseh]

If you gaze long into the autism, the autism will gaze back at you.

Chris is the best troll of himself. Everyone else's attempts are shit tier and unfunny.

 

[Prick Baxter]

having kiwifarms in your twitter username is insanely autistic behavior

 

[Ido]

Summer never ends.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Just let Twitter's stock go to shit in peace, brethren.

 

[Billy_Sama]

What is the point of having a twitter account to discuss lolcows, especially Chris, when you are already on this forum? People like to be autistic like the lolcows they watch.

 

[BF 388]

The latest iteration of the 'cool guys'.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm sure any reaction image I would post here would be deleted because I can't get away with nothin' but... this thread definitely deserves some reaction images.

Also, I can't help but think it's unwise to connect anything else you do on the internet, even if it's just interacting with CWC on twitter, to this account.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Unlike ADF's mom, he had it coming. If it hadn't been people from here, it would have been someone from 4chan.

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Summer never ends.

A reminder that @The Dude's been active since March 2013. He should know this shit by now.

It's not just the summerfolk who make fools of themselves around here, it seems.

 

[oasys]

:islamic:

 

[CWCchange]

When Chris is able to tweet back in one message, you're doing it wrong.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Years ago I posted a bunch of Private Messages to Chris's Facebook account, hoping for some response, any response.

And, Hahaha, no one gets to see that shit.

 

[dunbrine47]

Spergs yelling at spergs where they really shouldn't? Seems legit.

 

[sbm1990]

*insert notice me senpai meme here*

 

[Jaimas]

For fuck's sake.

Null wasn't kidding, you guys are retarded.

 

[MrTroll]

You guys are stupid. When I tweet death threats to Chris I use a name and avatar that's totally different from my KF shit.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Seeing @The Dude get called out like this was fucking poetic.