Prank items sent to the Chandler house -

[sparklemilhouse]

Does anybody have a running tally of the things people have prank sent to the Chandler household?

'da wiki is down so I'm only going by memory. I remember the postcard someone sent Bob of Chris having sex with the Julay doll, also that time someone sent Chris adult undergarments.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

The only one I know for sure is the boxes, since Chris kept talking about trolls sending boxes directed to Ian Brandon Anderson to his house.

 

[punchabunch]

Seeing as his dox are out there, probobly tons of shit from diapers to gay porn junk mail. I heard at one point they complained to the post office and now they dont get any of that crap deliverd to them.

 

[Surtur]

Seeing as his dox are out there, probobly tons of shit from diapers to gay porn junk mail. I heard at one point they complained to the post office and now they dont get any of that crap deliverd to them.

Not like the post office knowns whats troll mail and what isn't

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

I've also read that one time Clyde Cash sent some prostitues to his house, whether that's true or not I don't know. lol

 

[MysticMisty]

It happened after the date with Emily (I just re-read that one the other day so it's fresh in my mind). Chris cried and Bob threatened the cops on them to make 'em leave.

I believe that at one point Bob burned all the mail, but they accepted and used troll gifts to some extent. Don't know if this is still true. I bet they've got tons of jars of pickles in the mail.

 

[LM 697]

Cole Smithy.

And someone sent Korean food or something.

 

[The Joker]

My friend once sent him some old PC games that Gamestop wouldn't take. So they were either thrown out or are rotting in the CHandler house somewhere.
Someone also sent him a freaking labtop too.

 

[Golly]

Someone also sent him a freaking labtop too.

Yep! But he was paranoid it might be bugged so he installed his own Windows or something on it.

 

[punchabunch]

Someone also sent him a freaking labtop too.

Yep! But he was paranoid it might be bugged so he installed his own Windows or something on it.

Well, He was right IIRC. The someone was from the Yuku-incarnation of the forums, and installed a few logging software. Chris was rather smart to format it.

 

[razor5396]

I sent him a StarHawk last Christmas for the PS3, and he did at least put it into his system because I saw it on his PSN list. I guess he still does check his mail. He never played the game again which is what I figured would happen.

 

[punchabunch]

I sent him a StarHawk last Christmas for the PS3, and he did at least put it into his system because I saw it on his PSN list. I guess he still does check his mail. He never played the game again which is what I figured would happen.

Thats still no sure indicator. He could have just bought it anyways.

You also should have stuffed some really gay porn in the manual cover.

 

[pickleniggo]

You also should have stuffed some really gay porn in the manual cover.

Dying.

 

[GFYS]

Hoo, boy, I wish I saved a list of all the useless crap I've sent him. Just about every pickle scented or flavored novelty I could find, I've sent him - my personal favorite being a pickle air freshener. I've sent he funny postcards with pictures of hunky men on them. I've sent a few funny illustrations of him I printed, and mailed in official looking envelopes. A few times I've ordered adult diapers to be delivered to his home. I've sent him catalogs for bidets, incontinence products, male enlargement products, impotence products, and gay singles classified ads - all in official looking envelopes. I sent him sampler-sized packet of baby wipes, and sample packets of laundry detergent with a love note about his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. I sent him catalogs of products and clothes for morbidly obese people. I sent him a bunch of non-working Xbox and 360 games over the years. I sent him a bunch of fake coupons for "one free boyfriend" or other stupid things like that. A few times I've sent him birthday cards saying he was 4 or a girl. Oddest stuff I've sent were plastic utensils, floppy disks, scratched CDs, pickle jar lids, and other flotsam with non-threatening stuff like "Christian Weston Fatboy" written on it, in a padded envelope so it seemed like he was getting something important. A few times I sent Barb a whole bunch of coupons for cleaning products. About the only nice thing I ever sent was a few Burger King certificates to Bob, and a card thanking him for the funnel. Geez, what else...? I know I'm missing a bunch of stuff. I'll probably remember 'em tomorrow, when I'm at work and hit the mailing room.

Ah, here's a few others... I sent a letter from Simonla asking "why did you forsake me?" in a creepy font. I remember sending printouts of a few Liquid Chris vs. Solid Chris drawings, with "Ian Brandon Anderson" written over it. I sent him free samples of maxi pads, and preparation H medicated wipes. I sent him a few novelty products with pictures of naked men (my favorite being a light-switch cover where the switch was a hot fireman's manmeat). I sent him a lettuce seed packet, but slapped a fake label for "Fat Manbaby Seeds" with a picture of him on it. Around the time of his trial, I sent him a prisoner stress ball, a small metal file for his "jail break," and hotel soap with a note saying "drop this in shower for free mansex." I wrote stuff like "fatboy" and "manbaby" on some balloons, deflated them, and sent him after the whole trial thing.

Here are some more I remembered... I sent a bunch of nametags with "Ian Brandon Anderson," and stuff like "Fat Manbaby" on them (we have the equipment to make 'em). I sent a work uniform name patch with "Fatboy Chandler" embroidered on it. I sent a few collapsible koozies with "Virgin With Rage" and "Christian Weston Fatboy" embroidered on it in a fancy cursive font. I got a whole bunch of those return address labels made up with "Christian Pickle Chandler" as the name, and mailed it to him. I got a free "FAT MANBABY" black ink stamper sent to him. I sent a set of 3 free clicky ballpoint pens with "Christian Weston Fatboy" imprinted on the side.

One of my clients specializes in direct mail marketing and custom imprinted items, giving me access to all sorts of different envelopes and packaging, so there's a good likelihood Chris and Barb opened the stuff up thinking it was something important or an item they ordered. Most of the envelopes had phone number to our switchboard, so they could remove themselves from mailings, but they never bothered to call. Honestly, I wouldn't have stopped... I just would have started mailing them from another mail drop.

And, before I get some smartasses giving me crap about wasting money, like on the old forums... All of this stuff was trivially easy, since I have access to a really nice mailing room, various label printers, three different embroidery machines, several different postage meters, and daily pickups from USPS and UPS. As well, most of this garbage didn't cost me more than a hundred bucks or so. I've paid way more, for way less satisfying pranks and pastimes.

 

[punchabunch]

And, before I get some smartasses giving me crap about wasting money, like on the old forums... All of this stuff was trivially easy, since I have access to a really nice mailing room, various label printers, three different embroidery machines, several different postage meters, and daily pickups from USPS and UPS. As well, most of this garbage didn't cost me more than a hundred bucks or so. I've paid way more, for way less satisfying pranks and pastimes.

Hey, What you do in your spare time and money is nobodys buisness but your own.

You know, When Chris says the trolls are still going after him, he may just reffer to people spamming his mail. To him, -fags and top-teir bluespike trolling are one in the same.

 

[pickleniggo]

STUFF.

Okay, I know I shouldn't have, but I lost it at "Christian Pickle Chandler" labels.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

About the only nice thing I ever sent was a few Burger King certificates to Bob, and a card thanking him for the funnel.

This one made me laugh.

I also forgot that the laptop was originally a prank.

 

[Marvin]

You know, When Chris says the trolls are still going after him, he may just reffer to people spamming his mail. To him, -fags and top-teir bluespike trolling are one in the same.

Trolls also includes people IRL.

 

[NoDarkies]

You know, When Chris says the trolls are still going after him, he may just reffer to people spamming his mail. To him, -fags and top-teir bluespike trolling are one in the same.

Trolls also includes people IRL.

Like random fast food joint employees texting their friends on their break.

 

[punchabunch]

You know, When Chris says the trolls are still going after him, he may just reffer to people spamming his mail. To him, -fags and top-teir bluespike trolling are one in the same.

Trolls also includes people IRL.

My point is that he is in a sense right when he yellls that trolls wont leave him alone.