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AngryTreeRat

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PL‘s being a mopey little gremlin on Twitter right now but, instead of caching his usual sadgasms, I just had to snag this Tweet
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Complaining about the heat this early in June? Can the places he previously mentioned even GET this hot at this time of the year?

EDIT: I was screengrabbing more Tweets and another caught my eye, it’s hot AND raining where PL is right now? Hmmm...
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Oh, and here’s the sadgasm in general.
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Je-HEE-sus fucking Christ...
There is no way this is only over a game. Yet he keeps cycling back to being ok about it. Gonna arm chair psychologist here and say he's really fucking lonely, knows his Wiafu isn't real, and has been relying on this game to cope.

Dude needs a friend and a hug to reset the count down until self destruction. This has me worried he'll end up flipping out and running into traffic or something and off himself accidentally during a sperg out. I'd rather not lose my entertainment. Dead cows produce less milk.

How long is this event going in this game?
 

Umaibae

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Honestly, how can you be so bad that you can't beat a Pokemon game?

The earlier ones were so easy that it was probably harder to actively lose than it was to win battles (they just boiled down to knowing the rock-paper-scissors gameplay, and you barely even had to "grind", since a Pokemon 10-15 levels below would still easily win if had the 'elemental' advantage) - and while I haven't played recent ones, I doubt the difficulty has significantly been ramped up, given that these are games heavily marketed to an audience of age 5 and up.

(Slightly off-topic, but I also recall the AI being horrible in earlier games, such as doing a completely useless move multiple times in a row; as if there was no actual AI in regards to attacks, and it just chose a move from the list completely at random).

Late, but I bought the newest games...and fuck, they are so dumbed down. There are basically labels on every move (no effect, super effective etc) so it’s impossible to be “bad” at it. At least before there was some element of knowledge you had to retain.

The writing was also incredibly shitty and the gameplay was half-assed. (The original games had funny wordplay and jokes in the dialogue.) One of the best parts about the original games was needing to navigate places like Silph Co and Mt. Moon. In Sword and Shield, everything is just a simple cakewalk. You literally walk through the stupid caves. No knowledge, no strategy needed.

I played Pokémon X last, and I found that to be just as enjoyable as the Red/Blue/Yellow games of my youth. The post-game stuff was great, too.
 

Eating Chips

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Honestly, how can you be so bad that you can't beat a Pokemon game?

The earlier ones were so easy that it was probably harder to actively lose than it was to win battles (they just boiled down to knowing the rock-paper-scissors gameplay, and you barely even had to "grind", since a Pokemon 10-15 levels below would still easily win if had the 'elemental' advantage) - and while I haven't played recent ones, I doubt the difficulty has significantly been ramped up, given that these are games heavily marketed to an audience of age 5 and up.

(Slightly off-topic, but I also recall the AI being horrible in earlier games, such as doing a completely useless move multiple times in a row; as if there was no actual AI in regards to attacks, and it just chose a move from the list completely at random).
I know it's been mentioned multiple times before, but while difficulty does prevent him from properly playing an actual Pokemon game, it's not the defining factor. PL outright refuses to play almost every mainline game because of two things:

1. Not Gen 1 Kanto. Remember how someone ITT posted a screenshot where PL said he played Sonic and Kirby as a kid and found them too hard? It appears that Pokemon hit the perfect spot of being easy and addictive enough for his autism. I wouldn't even call him a genuine boomer genwunner who only played Pokemon as a kid and hasn't been following the franchise since the Pokemania. His fixation on Charizard and only Charizard suggests he barely even knows how to use any other Pokemon, which can be proven by watching his Showdown replays. He didn't play Gen 2 until very recently when that ween from his Discord made a hack dedicated to him where Leaf follows Red around (the mechanic itself actually looks interesting if you drop the PL branding), which leads us to the second reason.

2. Very few games feature both Red and Leaf. If you've been following his antics on Twitter and the /pmg/ Discord, you'd notice that almost none of the games fit his schizoid headcanon. He has no interest in a game if it doesn't feature "the real/most them" (them being Red and Leaf). Remember how he got angry he couldn't find a male Charizard in New Snap? Well, he did end up finding one, however seeing that he hasn't posted any screenshots of his playthrough since, he's probably dropped it only because you can't play as the aforementioned Dynamic Duo (more like the Disabled Duo lol). It's also why he doesn't like Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee, because you can't play as either Red or Leaf (I presume he likes playing as the latter much more). His circle of interests is very narrow, as he only seems to be fixated on Leaf alone and can't even hold a proper conversation about Gen 1 games without mentioning his autistic fantasies.

EDIT: He explains his affection towards Pokemon Go by stating it's closest he'll ever get to having pokemon in real life. Before it came out, he'd only go outside to buy food. That's where the "canon size/gender" thing came from, he assumes that the approximate size pokemon have in PoGo is how they must look in every piece of media.
 
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AngryTreeRat

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PL said he played Sonic and Kirby as a kid and found them too hard
Ok, I love the Kirby franchise. It's a happy fuzzy feel good series of games. It also is probably the easiest franchise Nintendo has produced. No one plays Kirby for a challenge, you play them to be a cute pink ball that wanders around fighting Eldritch abominations. Pokemon isn't particularly hard, but it is still harder than Kirby. I have memories of Gen 1 and 2 Pokemon kicking my ass as a really little kid, but Kirby was always a cake walk. You can literally just skip 90% of the game by mashing jump in most of them.
 

Hff201

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PL struggles with Pokémon gameplay because he's so stubborn in how he plays it. When he was playing that Pokémon Yellow hack that had Leaf in it he completely ignored the intended way to play the game (putting together a balanced team with varied movesets, so you have counters to as many different Pokémon as possible) and instead just pushed through with his favourite Pokémon, Charizard, despite it having some crippling vulnerabilities (including a double weakness to Rock type attacks).

The games are designed in a way that you -can- just grind a single Pokémon excessively and win which is probably just to avoid filtering out little kids who don't understand RPG mechanics, but it's a really fucking boring way to play.
 

btwiluvbarney

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Ok, I love the Kirby franchise. It's a happy fuzzy feel good series of games. It also is probably the easiest franchise Nintendo has produced. No one plays Kirby for a challenge, you play them to be a cute pink ball that wanders around fighting Eldritch abominations. Pokemon isn't particularly hard, but it is still harder than Kirby. I have memories of Gen 1 and 2 Pokemon kicking my ass as a really little kid, but Kirby was always a cake walk. You can literally just skip 90% of the game by mashing jump in most of them.
He said it was a minigame in Kirby's Adventure that stressed him out and made him hate it.
 

lolwatagain

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There is no way this is only over a game. Yet he keeps cycling back to being ok about it. Gonna arm chair psychologist here and say he's really fucking lonely, knows his Wiafu isn't real, and has been relying on this game to cope.

Dude needs a friend and a hug to reset the count down until self destruction. This has me worried he'll end up flipping out and running into traffic or something and off himself accidentally during a sperg out. I'd rather not lose my entertainment. Dead cows produce less milk.

How long is this event going in this game?
I can't imagine how he'll react when the Anniversary focuses on Johto or Sinnoh while the Kanto trio is ignored.

He'll either take it in stride because he knows that the anniversary would focus on one of the later games because the DP remakes are coming out and his expectations are tempered, or he'll go completely apeshit because DENA didn't give him what he asked for in his replies to every single one of their tweets.

He went into screeching over the eggs/bombs one, didn't he
This would be completely justified at level 3.
 

tramfest

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PL‘s being a mopey little gremlin on Twitter right now but, instead of caching his usual sadgasms, I just had to snag this Tweet
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Complaining about the heat this early in June? Can the places he previously mentioned even GET this hot at this time of the year?

EDIT: I was screengrabbing more Tweets and another caught my eye, it’s hot AND raining where PL is right now? Hmmm...
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Oh, and here’s the sadgasm in general.
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Je-HEE-sus fucking Christ...
He sounds very depressed about being banned from everywhere. If only he had the capacity to look inward for blame instead of at everyone else, I'd probably even feel a little bad.
 
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btwiluvbarney

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Something amusing I saw pointed out the other day was that bulbapedo had uploaded the wrong colors for Leaf and no one noticed the mistake for over 15 years. They corrected it about a year after PL first popped up so I assume either he pestered someone into fixing it, his constant spam of the "best girl" pic made them realize the error, or Masters made more people aware of her actual color palette.


This has noticeably affected Leaf fan art over the years, and you can see a decent chunk used her bulbapedia picture for reference. No doubt this peeved PL since he needs everything to match its original, default, canon appearance. I feel a bit bad for him because it highlights how Leaf is a character not many people are passionate about. It's something he will occasionally start to realize but quickly enter denial mode about:
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I can't help but wonder if PL would've received more hate if he had latched onto one of the more popular Pokegirls or if he would've had an easier time blending into /vp/'s sea of waifu autism (as well as the fact that more attention from fans and official sources equals less tantrums about not getting what he wants).
PLEASE tell me someone recorded this
Unfortunately I didn't
 
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Evil Enchilada

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I can't help but wonder if PL would've received more hate if he had latched onto one of the more popular Pokegirls or if he would've had an easier time blending into /vp/'s sea of waifu autism (as well as the fact that more attention from fans and official sources equals less tantrums about not getting what he wants).
Assuming his general view on sexuality is the same. He'd stick out like a sore thumb if it were someone like Cynthia and Elesa, who practically serve as an early Freudboner for most budding players, and so would provide the most confusion. If it were some ingenue archetype like Jasmine, I guess he would fit in more, but with greater resistance from Houndoomfags. On the other hand, if it were Lillie or Marnie, since he would have been 25/28 when their respective games came out, it he would have been even more hated due to the extra level of pretense of purity (4chan either shamelessly sexualizes them anyway, pretend they're adult-age, or treat them more as a daughter than a wife). At this moment, PL is seen as someone perpetually stuck in his childhood, so the line's much greyer if he's a pedo or not.
I think his best bet would have been Hilda, because she is arguably the biggest incelbait. Because she's notably older, she is one of the most prominently shipped characters, with her male counterpart Hilbert and bishonen N, by similarly aged fans with a nuclear power core for hormones. Black and White also came out 10-11 years ago, so it's getting that nostalgia-wave and people will defo reminisce about "missing out on teen love like with Hilbert and Hilda".
 
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Archeops

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Assuming his general view on sexuality is the same. He'd stick out like a sore thumb if it were someone like Cynthia and Elesa, who practically serve as an early Freudboner for most budding players, and so would provide the most confusion. If it were some ingenue archetype like Jasmine, I guess he would fit in more, but with greater resistance from Houndoomfags. On the other hand, if it were Lillie or Marnie, since he would have been 25/28 when their respective games came out, it he would have been even more hated due to the extra level of pretense of purity (4chan either shamelessly sexualizes them anyway, pretend they're adult-age, or treat them more as a daughter than a wife). At this moment, PL is seen as someone perpetually stuck in his childhood, so the line's much greyer if he's a pedo or not.
I think his best bet would have been Hilda, because she is arguably the biggest incelbait. Because she's notably older, she is one of the most prominently shipped characters, with her male counterpart Hilbert and bishonen N, by similarly aged fans with a nuclear power core for hormones. Black and White also came out 10-11 years ago, so it's getting that nostalgia-wave and people will defo reminisce about "missing out on teen love like with Hilbert and Hilda".
I don’t know... you’d also have meme-loving fucks taunting him with bestiality jokes involving Tepig, Emboar, Herdier, and Zebstrika due to that one infamous Japanese porn comic.
 

StraightShooter2

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It was the crane claw sub-game.
Also Wii U destroyed by tard rage and some thoughts on non-Pokemon games in general
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*Got lost in a castle in a game as child/family-oriented Paper Mario.

*Thinks something as innocuous as Red and Blue Goombas is a "rip off of Team Rocket". (Not to mention all of the stuff in Pokémon which is a rip-off or tribute to other stuff to begin with - or the fact that since Mario and Pokemon are both Nintendo franchises, it wouldn't have been a "rip-off" even if was true to begin with).

Good Lord, this guy is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
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Hmmpf!

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I'm not paying attention to PL for days because honestly my life won't going to rotate around this piece of work. So, my replies here we go.

He's also been ranting on some NSFW Leaf arts on Pixiv
What's funny is that in order to see the NSFW arts on Pixiv, not only that you need to put the birthday to >18 years old, but you actually need to manually toggle the NSFW switch on settings.

Fucker did all of those just to harrass artists. He learnt absolute nothing from the unini incident. I saw the yakiniku guy being treated like that also.

To add, it seems that the envy in PL grew so huge that he can't stand to even see other people clears faster than him. With how he typically receives feedback from other people, there's literally no other choices. He needs to be forced institutionalized.

made him yell on voice chat over something.
Like real voice? No pitch changer and effects? Why didn't you record it? Does he sound old?

I think in his case some of it probably comes to his autistic rituals as opposed to the game's actual addictive factor, but it's likely a combination of the two.
I laugh when he said on Twitter that rather than getting the gems for all Hoenn clears (some of them are free to play btw)......he decided to buy the gems that matches the amount.....as a revenge to the scamming Devs.

Fucking JESUS.
While the coddling isn't happening on 4chan, it's definitely present om his discord server, twitter, and youtube. tbf I can't blame people on 4chan being annoyed with PL- he terrorized the board for ages and spawned direct and indirect imitators (fake PLs and people like PreciousValerie). His entire "friend"group are weens and orbiters looking to leverage some eceleb off his name and status, especially the Valerie nigger. PL should be in a hospital somewhere but the only people he has any close relationship with blatantly enable his delusions and shitty behavior.
And I'm not worry about that. PL can go apeshit af but what I'm more worry is that other unrelated people who merely uses Leaf character suddenly gets barrage of insults like "Fuck off PL" or "Lol who fucking SCHIZO uses that". Cool down, motherfucker.
 
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Archeops

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I just noticed that PL’s going on another Tweet storm, here are the caps...
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Yeah, it’s still depressing.
I'm not paying attention to PL for days because honestly my life won't going to rotate around this piece of work. So, my replies here we go.


What's funny is that in order to see the NSFW arts on Pixiv, not only that you need to put the birthday to >18 years old, but you actually need to manually toggle the NSFW switch on settings.

Fucker did all of those just to harrass artists. He learnt absolute nothing from the unini incident. I saw the yakiniku guy being treated like that also. At this point I'll celebrate if he got forced institutionalized tbh.


Like real voice? No pitch changer and effects? Why didn't you record it? Does he sound old?


I laugh when he said on Twitter that rather than getting the gems for all Hoenn clears (some of them are free to play btw)......he decided to buy the gems that matches the amount.....as a revenge to the scamming Devs.

Fucking JESUS.

And I'm not worry about that. PL can go apeshit af but what I'm more worry is that other unrelated people who merely uses Leaf character suddenly gets barrage of insults like "Fuck off PL" or "Lol who fucking SCHIZO uses that". Cool down, motherfucker.
As far as JPN artists are concerned it seems that the Google Doc is floating around that groups’ sphere So there’s some hope in artists learning to ignore his ramblings.

And Leaf threads can happen (and have) on /vp/ after PL causing so many shitstorms there, both users and mods just stay vigilant of a possible PL sighting and will react accordingly.
 
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btwiluvbarney

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Like real voice? No pitch changer and effects? Why didn't you record it? Does he sound old?
It caught me off-guard. From what I remember he sounded like a normal adult man. Somewhat deeper than I expected and monotone. Sorry, I'm not good at describing these things and everyone else's voices blur together in my memory.
Oh God, he's going to spend hundreds of dollars on the same figure over and over, just because it's in her default "best pose" isn't he?

At least he's starting to acknowledge that he might be dumber than other people. That could be a small step toward accepting that he needs help.
 
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