Lolcow PreciousLeaf / LeafPrecious / Leaf / LeafWednesday / CutePreciousLeaf / PL - Autistic skizocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush

[Eating Chips]

His hair reminds me of a certain other infamous Leaf, litchrally.

Spoiler

 

[Evil Enchilada]

I mean, Terry Crews can wear Red's getup and people will call him Red.

 

[lolwatagain]

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I mean, Terry Crews can wear Red's getup and people will call him Red.

But he clearly hates being called chubby, even though he's clearly sporting a chubby beer belly in that pic. If you look below his hands, you can tell from the folds in his shirt that it's resting comfortably on a rotund, protruding, chubby belly. There's also a little bit of overhang at the end of his shirt as a result.

tl;dr: He needs to lay off the Sweet Tea and switch to Unsweetened Tea. He's clearly an ectomorph, so he should go back to stickmode instead of chubbymode if he ingests less sugar.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Dude needs to do some laundry, that shirt has...stuff?...stuck all over it.

 

[lolwatagain]

Dude needs to do some laundry, that shirt has...stuff?...stuck all over it.

I think it might be the mirror itself. There are similar stains all over the bottom of the picture and on the wall. But he probably needs to do his laundry.

 

[Archeops]

And he just keeps on Tweeting...

https://twitter.com/leafprecious/status/1405974884111589383?s=21

Jesus, talk about having an ego the size of a planet.

 

[btwiluvbarney]

tl;dr: He needs to lay off the Sweet Tea and switch to Unsweetened Tea. He's clearly an ectomorph, so he should go back to stickmode instead of chubbymode if he ingests less sugar.

Not to mention the damage we know all that sweet tea has done to his teeth.

 

[Archeops]

He’s gettin’ madder...

https://twitter.com/leafprecious/status/1405982341919645700?s=21

Not to mention the damage we know all that sweet tea has done to his teeth.

The only plus that PL has here is that said tea isn’t sweetened with HFCS, god knows how much fatter he’d be if it WAS.

 

[Midway-795]

And he just keeps on Tweeting...

https://twitter.com/leafprecious/status/1405974884111589383?s=21

Jesus, talk about having an ego the size of a planet.

Oh that's rich that he thinks we feel inferior to him and make a big deal about it.

 

[Eating Chips]

Sometimes I believe his weens are much more retarded than him.

 

[lolwatagain]

He’s gettin’ madder...

https://twitter.com/leafprecious/status/1405982341919645700?s=21

The only plus that PL has here is that said tea isn’t sweetened with HFCS, god knows how much fatter he’d be if it WAS.

https://twitter.com/LeafPrecious/status/1405981943095869450

Oh man where to begin.

First, apologies to @Unexpected Genitals , you were right, the shirt was stained and he did change it.

Second, the pose in this pic clearly isn't as relaxed as the first pic, so it's hard to tell if he's just sucking in his gut. But again, it's hard to tell because the pose is kind of awkward.

Third, what muscles? PL's arm looks like a flesh cylinder in that pic. There's no muscle definition visible at all, which isn't surprising, because none of his arm muscles are really contracting in that pic to expose muscle definition. Maybe he thinks that a veiny arm is a muscular arm, because he looks like he's clenching his fist as hard as he can. But his entire arm just looks incredibly doughy.

He really needs to do more than just walk and carry a power bank and a vinyl figure. He's pretty lucky that he's clearly an ectomorph, otherwise he would need to get his heart rate up with some stressful cardio, such as running or swimming in order to keep his weight down. But it's also a curse, because he'll have to put quite a bit of time and effort lifting actual weights to get any kind of muscle definition. He would be better off buying a set of dumbbells and a nice adjustable bench instead of wasting it on Pokemon vidya and Leaf Merch.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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I mean, Terry Crews can wear Red's getup and people will call him Red.

Lol. What a fatty. Im glad he blotted out his face so we dont have to see his rotton teeth. He looses at everything.

 

[heavycream]

https://twitter.com/LeafPrecious/status/1405981943095869450

Oh man where to begin.

First, apologies to @Unexpected Genitals , you were right, the shirt was stained and he did change it.

Second, the pose in this pic clearly isn't as relaxed as the first pic, so it's hard to tell if he's just sucking in his gut. But again, it's hard to tell because the pose is kind of awkward.

Third, what muscles? PL's arm looks like a flesh cylinder in that pic. There's no muscle definition visible at all, which isn't surprising, because none of his arm muscles are really contracting in that pic to expose muscle definition. Maybe he thinks that a veiny arm is a muscular arm, because he looks like he's clenching his fist as hard as he can. But his entire arm just looks incredibly doughy.

He really needs to do more than just walk and carry a power bank and a vinyl figure. He's pretty lucky that he's clearly an ectomorph, otherwise he would need to get his heart rate up with some stressful cardio, such as running or swimming in order to keep his weight down. But it's also a curse, because he'll have to put quite a bit of time and effort lifting actual weights to get any kind of muscle definition. He would be better off buying a set of dumbbells and a nice adjustable bench instead of wasting it on Pokemon vidya and Leaf Merch.

Could you imagine the extent of the damage he could do to his house if he was muscular, let alone owned a set of dumbbells? He should spend the money on getting a bed or, hell, a chair.

 

[Eating Chips]

Could you imagine the extent of the damage he could do to his house if he was muscular, let alone owned a set of dumbbells? He should spend the money on getting a bed or, hell, a chair.

On the topic of his house, is anybody who knows him in real life even aware of how much damage he's done to that apartment of his? He admitted he has about 7 or 8 holes, I don't think he knows how to vacuum or how to at least sweep the floor so his carpet is most likely dusty and stained and he's got broken shit all over the place such as his DS and his laptop. I think my landlord would've either evicted me on spot or demanded paying for all the damages I would've done (and then evicted me on spot lol).

 

[Archeops]

Oh lord here we go...

Eventually he’s going to slip up and it’s going to get NASTY when more sensitive info about him comes out.

On the topic of his house, is anybody who knows him in real life even aware of how much damage he's done to that apartment of his? He admitted he has about 7 or 8 holes, I don't think he knows how to vacuum or how to at least sweep the floor so his carpet is most likely dusty and stained and he's got broken shit all over the place such as his DS and his laptop. I think my landlord would've either evicted me on spot or demanded paying for all the damages I would've done (and then evicted me on spot lol).

Considering that he’s often had screaming fits I really doubt any of his fellow tenants can do anything about him.

 

[Midway-795]

On the topic of his house, is anybody who knows him in real life even aware of how much damage he's done to that apartment of his? He admitted he has about 7 or 8 holes, I don't think he knows how to vacuum or how to at least sweep the floor so his carpet is most likely dusty and stained and he's got broken shit all over the place such as his DS and his laptop. I think my landlord would've either evicted me on spot or demanded paying for all the damages I would've done (and then evicted me on spot lol).

Maybe his parents are paying extra to cover all the damage he's caused.

 

[Hff201]

Oh lord here we go...
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Eventually he’s going to slip up and it’s going to get NASTY when more sensitive info about him comes out.

Considering that he’s often had screaming fits I really doubt any of his fellow tenants can do anything about him.

"I'm more smarter than all of them" is a genuinely beautiful phrase.

 

[Pablo Escobar]

I can't believe this spastic posted a body shot after we assumed he was fat. I bet he doesn't even have a penis. Prove us wrong.

Peak tard strength

 

[btwiluvbarney]

Maybe his parents are paying extra to cover all the damage he's caused.

Maybe a family member or a friend of the family owns the building.

 

[Trombonista]

And he's noticed us, that means PL himself or his weens are reading the thread.
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And if he IS reading the thread: Hi Buddy! I don't think the US Government would be too happy learning that you're spending your tugboat on worthless schwag!

In his defense, I am a nasty virgin.