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Since we've been drowning Community Watch's Pokemon Lolcows thread with discussion on this loony, I think it's high time to make a thread for the poor, mentally warped creature known as PreciousLeaf.
For those who don't dwell on 4chan's /v/, /vp/, and /c/ boards or regular the various public Pokemon-related Discord servers, PreciousLeaf is a Pokemon fan that has decided to waifu Leaf, one of the more bland (if not THE most bland) female MCs in the Pokemon series and one that The Pokemon Company has largely abandoned in favor of LGPE's Green, for reasons only his isolated mind could understand. But what makes PreciousLeaf so interesting you ask? Well...
https://twitter.com/LeafPrecious (ARCHIVE)
Yep, that's a serious laundry list of brain problems. It's no surprise that he was abandoned by his parents once he turned 18.
PreciousLeaf regularly says that he can hear and see her despite Leaf being fictional character and he gets PISSED when people say he's sexually attracted to and wants to fuck her...
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...despite saying that she wants him to sleep with her on some occasions, usually when he gets stressed out from people on 4chan and Discord taking the piss on him.
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They also run a side account named, to the surprise of ABSOLUTELY no one, Leaf/@LeafWednesday. Most of the posts consist of images of Leaf...
...but it also has some of the same spergings you'd find in his main account.
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He bitches at the official Twitter account for Pokemon Masters, a Pokemon gatcha game themed around a massive tournament featuring the IP's countless human characters, for things that are outside his control and will lash out at people trying to help him or if it appears they're defending DeNA's business decisions. And yes, some of those things involve Leaf.
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He also spergs about Pokemon GO, usually in the form of not getting "canon size" Pokemon despite some of these Pokemon consisting of Event Pokemon with perfect IVs and full-chance Shinies.
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He has an impressive collection of Pokemon TCG cards that he apparently has kept since childhood. Included in it are such rarities as a 1st Edition Charizard and several other Base Set Charizards...
Some more Base Set cards...
And some Gen 2 cards...
Unfortunately this hyper-obsession with Charizard (and no, it's not because they're valuable) has led to him neglecting his other cards, some of which would be incredibly valuable if not for the fact that they're just laying about his room like garbage.
PL's response to this lack of care always falls onto his usual "I'm poor" response but we all know what he means by this: If it's not Charizard or something I'm personally attached to it can fuck off.
But then again, his sleeping arrangements and furniture aren’t exactly “rich” so there may be some truth to the whole poverty angle.
He's active on both r/PokemonTCG's and Bulbapedia's Discord servers but he's been curbing his autism there recently due to people stalking him and folks spreading a Google Document written up by a Pokemon Masers Discord server mod (Mewleon/@Mewleon) after he tried to reason with PreciousLeaf until it reached an impasse and had to ban him. Thanks to @gosudarstvo this document has been backed up to the Farms.
And there's A LOT more if you do some digging at Nyafuu's /vp/ and /c/ archives as well as arch.b4k.co's /v/-centric archives.
The communities of 4chan tend to vary in their treatment of him. /vp/ and /v/ treat him like he's something to revile and attempt to get a rise out him while /c/ gives him more leeway but he shits the bed by spamming Leaf. Discord is a little better (they usually mute him when he has his moments) but recently some people have taken to stalking him there as well.
One anon on /vp/'s "Trading Card Collectors General" threads gave him a good thrashing for posting his TCG collection there.
As for what he's posted regarding his location it's something of a mystery that even Mystery Inc. couldn't solve. He gives different timezones when mentioning what he's doing and the few pics he's posted are even more puzzling. He posted this pic of a PokeStop to his Twitter account (the Tweet has since been deleted) to show how excited he was to finally catch a certain Pokemon...
Another piece of evidence is this pic, which shows a Waffle House and a BP gas station.
The general assumption is that he lives somewhere in the eastern or southeastern US.
He also records stuff and posts it to YouTube and Vocaroo on occasions, his voice is something to behold.
I'll close this off for now with some videos from his YouTube channel.
His social media accounts:
Twitter: PreciousLeaf / @LeafPrecious (ARCHIVE) and Leaf / @LeafWednesday (ARCHIVE)
Discord: PreciousLeaf#0596
Reddit account: u/CutePreciousLeaf (archive)
Subreddit he started: r/PreciousGirlLeaf (archive)
Chatroom for his fans: r/PreciousGirlLeaf Lounge
YouTube Channel: PreciousLeaf
Discord: https://t.co/375vCkAZKs
For those who don't dwell on 4chan's /v/, /vp/, and /c/ boards or regular the various public Pokemon-related Discord servers, PreciousLeaf is a Pokemon fan that has decided to waifu Leaf, one of the more bland (if not THE most bland) female MCs in the Pokemon series and one that The Pokemon Company has largely abandoned in favor of LGPE's Green, for reasons only his isolated mind could understand. But what makes PreciousLeaf so interesting you ask? Well...
https://twitter.com/LeafPrecious (ARCHIVE)
Yep, that's a serious laundry list of brain problems. It's no surprise that he was abandoned by his parents once he turned 18.
PreciousLeaf regularly says that he can hear and see her despite Leaf being fictional character and he gets PISSED when people say he's sexually attracted to and wants to fuck her...
ARCHIVE
ARCHIVE
...despite saying that she wants him to sleep with her on some occasions, usually when he gets stressed out from people on 4chan and Discord taking the piss on him.
ARCHIVE
They also run a side account named, to the surprise of ABSOLUTELY no one, Leaf/@LeafWednesday. Most of the posts consist of images of Leaf...
...but it also has some of the same spergings you'd find in his main account.
ARCHIVE
ARCHIVE
He bitches at the official Twitter account for Pokemon Masters, a Pokemon gatcha game themed around a massive tournament featuring the IP's countless human characters, for things that are outside his control and will lash out at people trying to help him or if it appears they're defending DeNA's business decisions. And yes, some of those things involve Leaf.
ARCHIVE
ARCHIVE
He also spergs about Pokemon GO, usually in the form of not getting "canon size" Pokemon despite some of these Pokemon consisting of Event Pokemon with perfect IVs and full-chance Shinies.
ARCHIVE
ARCHIVE
He has an impressive collection of Pokemon TCG cards that he apparently has kept since childhood. Included in it are such rarities as a 1st Edition Charizard and several other Base Set Charizards...
Some more Base Set cards...
And some Gen 2 cards...
Unfortunately this hyper-obsession with Charizard (and no, it's not because they're valuable) has led to him neglecting his other cards, some of which would be incredibly valuable if not for the fact that they're just laying about his room like garbage.
PL's response to this lack of care always falls onto his usual "I'm poor" response but we all know what he means by this: If it's not Charizard or something I'm personally attached to it can fuck off.
But then again, his sleeping arrangements and furniture aren’t exactly “rich” so there may be some truth to the whole poverty angle.
He's active on both r/PokemonTCG's and Bulbapedia's Discord servers but he's been curbing his autism there recently due to people stalking him and folks spreading a Google Document written up by a Pokemon Masers Discord server mod (Mewleon/@Mewleon) after he tried to reason with PreciousLeaf until it reached an impasse and had to ban him. Thanks to @gosudarstvo this document has been backed up to the Farms.
And there's A LOT more if you do some digging at Nyafuu's /vp/ and /c/ archives as well as arch.b4k.co's /v/-centric archives.
The communities of 4chan tend to vary in their treatment of him. /vp/ and /v/ treat him like he's something to revile and attempt to get a rise out him while /c/ gives him more leeway but he shits the bed by spamming Leaf. Discord is a little better (they usually mute him when he has his moments) but recently some people have taken to stalking him there as well.
One anon on /vp/'s "Trading Card Collectors General" threads gave him a good thrashing for posting his TCG collection there.
As for what he's posted regarding his location it's something of a mystery that even Mystery Inc. couldn't solve. He gives different timezones when mentioning what he's doing and the few pics he's posted are even more puzzling. He posted this pic of a PokeStop to his Twitter account (the Tweet has since been deleted) to show how excited he was to finally catch a certain Pokemon...
Another piece of evidence is this pic, which shows a Waffle House and a BP gas station.
The general assumption is that he lives somewhere in the eastern or southeastern US.
He also records stuff and posts it to YouTube and Vocaroo on occasions, his voice is something to behold.
I'll close this off for now with some videos from his YouTube channel.
His social media accounts:
Twitter: PreciousLeaf / @LeafPrecious (ARCHIVE) and Leaf / @LeafWednesday (ARCHIVE)
Discord: PreciousLeaf#0596
Reddit account: u/CutePreciousLeaf (archive)
Subreddit he started: r/PreciousGirlLeaf (archive)
Chatroom for his fans: r/PreciousGirlLeaf Lounge
YouTube Channel: PreciousLeaf
Discord: https://t.co/375vCkAZKs