Predict the future! - What does 2017 hold for the world?

[The Lizard Queen]

So, what lies around the corner this year? Flying cars? Practical hoverboards? A cure for cancer? Will Trump build the wall? Will Hillary go insane and grow a beard?
How about more mundane Lolcow related predictions, like when will Phil get kicked out of his apartment, or the death of Barb?


Let's post our predictions, and see who got them right this time next year.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Obama goes tranny.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Putin's gonna make us his bitch.

Cold War's back on, people!

 

[IrishScumfuck]

The triple A gaming market will crash and homosexuals will walk the streets in day light and colored gentlemen will hijack the mars colonization for the express purpose of reactivating the martian pyramids to restore order and balance throughout the universe

 

[Cuck Norris]

 

[ICametoLurk]

Chris will shit his pants and do nothing.

 

[Honeybunny]

Everybody dies

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

At the inauguration Trump reveals that the SJWs were right and he is going to be Orange Hitler. He will end his speech with "Let the raping begin!"

 

[DumbDosh]

Hillary will die of a stroke and Trump will be blamed for causing it by making her fear about going to prison.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I predict that everyone who thinks Trump is "one of them" will be sorely disappointed when he turns out not to be. Much like the left and Obama back in 2009.

 

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[Steamboat_Bill]

Optimistically: Trump will Make Comedy Great Again when we realize we have elected a president who's an even better target for satire than Bush Jr. was.

Realistically: We will continue to have inferior replacements of the people who made us laugh through the Bush years and who have moved on to other things.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

We're getting media attention this year

 

[ASoulMan]

Donald Trump executes Order 66

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

After five months of a Trump presidency the left stops seeing him as Orange Hitler and starts seeing him as a joke, the way they did with Bush.

(I know, I know, too optimistic...)

 

[Overchek]

Teledildonics

 

[VJ 120]

Some celebrity will die and everyone on Facebook will pretend like it personally affects them when they really don't give a shit.

 

[Todesfurcht]

It's 2017 and Hillary Clinton finally shed her human host, exposing her reptilian innards.