For Immediate Release
February 24, 2017
Today, President Donald J. Trump announced his intention to appoint @Null as head of the new White House Office of Cyberbullying Intervention and Prevention.
@Null has a long and distinguished career. @Null currently leads Kiwi Farms, an online support forum that promotes emotional wellness for the Babyfur, ABDL, transgender, and autistic communities.
“No one is more qualified to stopping the scourge of cyberbullying than @Null, and, believe me, I know a lot about cyberbullying – it’s one of my favorite pastimes! There are a lot of bad hombres on the internet, and @Null will work tirelessly to end the scourge of abuse that exists online. Unfortunately, the true identity and location of @Null is one of the world’s greatest kept secrets – not even my dedicated team of Cyber Police intelligence experts can even find out his name,” said President Trump.
As the current whereabouts of @Null are unknown, those with knowledge of his family, associates, or contact information are encouraged to contact Donald Long, White House Public Liaison, at 1-800-328-4475 or webmaster@candicelynnpotter.com as soon as possible.
February 24, 2017
Today, President Donald J. Trump announced his intention to appoint @Null as head of the new White House Office of Cyberbullying Intervention and Prevention.
@Null has a long and distinguished career. @Null currently leads Kiwi Farms, an online support forum that promotes emotional wellness for the Babyfur, ABDL, transgender, and autistic communities.
“No one is more qualified to stopping the scourge of cyberbullying than @Null, and, believe me, I know a lot about cyberbullying – it’s one of my favorite pastimes! There are a lot of bad hombres on the internet, and @Null will work tirelessly to end the scourge of abuse that exists online. Unfortunately, the true identity and location of @Null is one of the world’s greatest kept secrets – not even my dedicated team of Cyber Police intelligence experts can even find out his name,” said President Trump.
As the current whereabouts of @Null are unknown, those with knowledge of his family, associates, or contact information are encouraged to contact Donald Long, White House Public Liaison, at 1-800-328-4475 or webmaster@candicelynnpotter.com as soon as possible.
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