pride-flags-for-us - a tumblr dedicated to making up genders and sexualities.

[sassyma seed]

I'm thoroughly enjoying every time this blog updates. Have a look.
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"I'll put more research into it, and by that I mean I'm going to slap speed lines on a baby vomit-colored flag in 5 minutes and say it's totes legit."

Spoiler: Bonus indecipherable bullshit.

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NOW REACHING MAXIMUM VELOCIGENDER

 

[Grog]

This isn't even my final gender.

 

[AnOminous]

"Gender and sexuality sure are hard to figure out, but why say I'm not sure' when you can needlessly "come out" as a minor tweak to the same label dozens of times?"

Edit; Grammar

"Coming out" as any of these things is really just coming out as being completely retarded, so it's redundant to do that more than once. Everyone already knows.

 

[Lasoona]

We all know the only people they're "coming out" (lol) to is their tumblr internet "friends" via the 2 sentences at the top of their blog. If they told their parents they were no longer male or female but a soft, fluffy, pastel-coloured demi-space uwu gender they'd never live it down.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

According to Wikipedia fat fetishists have a flag now.

Of course it's neapolitan ice cream

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Am I the only one who thinks that many of these made up sexualities sound like diseases?

 

[DangerousGas]

No, no you're not.

Adipophiliacs is just a fancy way of saying porkhunters. If you want to dress it up in a different language, try German: Schweinefleischjäger sounds badass by comparison.

 

[NeverHappened]

Am I the only one who thinks that many of these made up sexualities sound like diseases?

No, it's just one disease that goes by many names.

 

[AnOminous]

According to Wikipedia fat fetishists have a flag now.
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Of course it's neapolitan ice cream

That flag is fat and disgusting looking. I guess it's suitable.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

That flag is fat and disgusting looking. I guess it's suitable.

It's so wide it must be shown in letterbox format.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The flag is fat and I would not make up orientations with it.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

It's so wide it must be shown in letterbox format.

Omnitheater.

 

[sassyma seed]

It's so wide it must be shown in letterbox format.

It's like those special chairs at the theater, ya know, for the weightily challenged.

 

[GG Allin]

Spoiler: Bonus indecipherable bullshit.

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But what if this absorbgender snowflake is partying with a bunch of cis guys? That would mean that the poor little snowflake is a cis man, which is highly unacceptable and shunned upon in the Tumblr-community!

 

[Argonian Scum]

But what if this absorbgender snowflake is partying with a bunch of cis guys? That would mean that the poor little snowflake is a cis man, which is highly unacceptable and shunned upon in the Tumblr-community!

Ooh, I'd love to watch the mental gymnastics for that one.

"Well ce is obviously AFAB so ce couldn't be a cis man, but genitals don't have gender, so it's transphobic to say that cis men have penises/afab genderfuckeds have vaginas, but it's also transphobic to say that cis and trans people are the same, but apple cup kitty wrangling banana giraffes everyone is trans and transphobic at the same time and no matter what you say, YOU LOSE. Shitlord!"

 

[Koby_Fish]

Gender. They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

 

[lesboslut69]

When are they going to make a flag for people who like having their nuts crushed? This is "gender erasure."

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

When are they going to make a flag for people who like having their nuts crushed? This is "gender erasure."

 

[Strelok]

There, I made a flag that adequately expresses my gender.

Now when do we nuke these pinkos.

 

[Trombonista]

Still waiting for some shame flags.