CUCK! Problematising the virtual firearm - Proudly presented by Polygon

[DuskEngine]

 

[Hom Tanks]

I hope that mangina beta cuck chokes on dog hair and bird shit.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Something tells me this fuckin Pussygon cuckboi motherfucker's dad left at a young age and he was raised by his highly overprotective New Age mystic mother and her lesbian lover with a throw pillow and hobby store craft fetish.

 

[The Lawgiver]

he cant understand guns or fun and he thinks hes like a saint or some shit
because he doesnt like fun and fun is bad right
is that what hes implying
is he seriously implying fun isnt fun at all
because fuck man thats some totalitarian 1984 animal farm bullshit right there
like fuck theres this calender called nuns having fun
and im pretty sure at some point i saw a nun with a gun in there
nuns are known for being stuck up as all get out but they still know the basics about guns being fun
just dont kill real people and its all okay
i mean unless you have to
i mean thats kinda a given in a war
dont fucking even think for once that if you ask some greasy arab dude screaming about jihad and shit is gonna spare you
like hes already too far gone and taken into his propaganda to be properly de programmed
youd need like a gangster police computer god like tupac to do that
and they fucking kidnapped him so what the hell are we gonna do
i wouldnt doubt the fuckers that stole tupac from us are the same ones that are spawning cucks like this guy
whether through natural means or some crazy brainwashing mind control bullshit
i mean look what they fucking did to dan aykyroid that shit aint normal
its like shit on the floor sit and spin deluxe out there that hes suddenly supporting the shitty ghostbusters reboot
then again ghostbusters was kinda shit to begin with
but in a kinda fun way i guess
i mean i enjoyed it
tangents aside this cuck needs to be put in the cuck prison we set up in the ruins of that mental hospital
you know the one thats like down the road from takkko bell

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

ok real talk watching him figure out how the gun worked was painful

here is a video of a small child successfully loading and firing several weapons in the exact same game with no previous experience with the game or real firearms and he still figures it out faster than this faggot

 

[Feline Darkmage]

"How do I fire the gun?" - Phillip "DSP" Burnell

 

[Club Sandwich]

i've interacted with many people like this both professionally and informally. they are often too opinionated to entertain the idea they are ignorant on the topic of firearms. they often refuse to admit that their fantasy of what a gun might be like doesn't match what guns actually are like.

to wit: to educate themselves would be to admit they aren't infallible.

and it would crush them.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

No but legit on a serious note they probably hired Burnell to play DOOM, that would make sense as to why that video sucked so much shit.