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Paint it pink with the vag tint and then sparkle that penis up.
Products to fancy up your vagina - because it's not good enough on its own
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My one simple trick to a glam clam
I always wanted a foofoo modern art 3rd wave feminist twit to knit me a scarf smelling of budding yeast infection and premenstrual discharge, maybe even menses! Thanks, fam!
All I can think of when I see the glitter stuff.
Yep, and not just pubic hair. There was a belief that hairy women were more passionate in bed. Victorian erotica is pretty fucked up.
I used to live with some medical students and basically every evening would involve some story about what they or one of their colleagues found in someone. Vag glitter is entry level.
Yeah, but Sharon Stone's told a hundred different stories about that scene, from "it wasn't her" to "you can't see anything" to "it's fake pubes." Basically she now regrets flashing her bits on camera.
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Not exactly a product to “fancy up” your snatch but somewhat related - a few years ago some quack chiropractor tried to market a glue that would hold your labia closed to catch your period without the need for pads or tampons. It went over as well as you would expect.
According to their website at the time, ‘Mensez’ is a lipstick that, when applied to the labia minora, creates a temporary seal to retain menstrual fluids inside until urination. The urine instantly releases the seal and everything washes away into the toilet.
Shockingly, women didn’t immediately start throwing their money at this and the product didn’t take off. The website is still up, though they seem to have rebranded as a company that will produce wet wipes for periods instead.
According to their website at the time, ‘Mensez’ is a lipstick that, when applied to the labia minora, creates a temporary seal to retain menstrual fluids inside until urination. The urine instantly releases the seal and everything washes away into the toilet.
Shockingly, women didn’t immediately start throwing their money at this and the product didn’t take off. The website is still up, though they seem to have rebranded as a company that will produce wet wipes for periods instead.
Wait, hang on.
Aren't women supposed to not keep their menstrual blood inside of them for prolonged periods of time? I recall reading somewhere that even tampons need to be changed twice or thrice a day because of that.
Having the tampon in for an extended period of time is what can be dangerous, not the blood itself. But this stuff apparently would dissolve when you pee, but not because of blood or sweat, somehow, not to mention that there’s no way this thing could be strong enough to stay completely sealed without also being painful.
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Imagine gluing your pussyflaps together and then having them spring a leak when you sneeze or bend down to pick up a piece of paper you dropped at work
Even without the toxic shock element, it seems like a really REALLY insecure period management option, especially if it's meant to be weak enough to pop open when you start urinating.
Even without the toxic shock element, it seems like a really REALLY insecure period management option, especially if it's meant to be weak enough to pop open when you start urinating.
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This was my first thought when I read that. And apparently a lot of women thought so too since this thing never took off.
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plus you'd have to glue right up to the very top of your ass crack because as every female knows, menstrual blood does whatever the fuck it wants.
So if it wasn’t already apparent, this company is totally insane:
“Women are far less productive than men because of their periods and that’s why they haven’t figured out how to glue their labia shut yet”
Their Facebook page is a goldmine.
The company is even called “Men Sez” lmao. If they hadn’t filed an actual patent back in 2011 I would think it was a joke.
“Women are far less productive than men because of their periods and that’s why they haven’t figured out how to glue their labia shut yet”
Their Facebook page is a goldmine.
The company is even called “Men Sez” lmao. If they hadn’t filed an actual patent back in 2011 I would think it was a joke.
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The glitter thing is horrendous. I know for a fact any guy would be extremely pissed if I got glitter all over his dick and in his urethra. What a horrible surprise. Glitter gets in fucking everything and you will never get it off you or your sheets ever.
Regular pussy juice is sexy enough, why does that glitter shit exist? Who wants to eat out a pussy that looks like it'll give you diabetes?
Merkins are still used in film production this day when an actress has to go nude but they don't want to get an R or X rating for their films. It's also a form of covering/censoring the genital area as well.
I have also been told that you can bring your own or buy a merkin on site for poledance tryouts. I've never followed up on it.
Let me provide my own addition to the shit that gets sold to women, the "Beachtail":
I have also been told that you can bring your own or buy a merkin on site for poledance tryouts. I've never followed up on it.
Let me provide my own addition to the shit that gets sold to women, the "Beachtail":
The day I have to decorate my cunt, I'm wrapping up this entire producttion.
That looks like discharge or some other foul gunk slid out and got stuck in thr panties.
If your man is only interested in your pussy because it's glittery and fabulous, I'm sorry, but you're dating a closeted gay.
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