Kiwi Farms

I decided to make this thread after stumbling across the product Passion Dust:



It's a capsule that ladies are expected to put in their vags to turn that plain old vag in a candy-flavoured glitter-filled fun-box:


While the website assures potential customers that this product is about as safe as anything you might cram up there, naturally I have some doubts. Then again, anytime climbing in to bed with @DNJACK and/or @Dynastia is risking potential injury so there's that.


What other concerning vagina fancying methods are out there?