China is a communist country. Communist countries don't have food. Therefore, Chinese food is a myth.
Proof that Chinese food doesn't exist - Click here to find out what they don't want you to know
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You ever wonder why you feel hungry an hour after you eat Chinese food?
Communism wins again, bourgeoisie.
How can communism be real if our eyes aren't real 
Japanese "Chinese Food" aka Chuka. Checkmate communism.
That’s Scottish food, surely.
I've had a long standing (joke) theory that Americanized Chinese food is a long-con plot to make Americans fat and lazy so we're easier to conquer.
You ever see the shit they eat in China? Nothing like the goofy shit called 'Chinese Food' in America.
You ever see the shit they eat in China? Nothing like the goofy shit called 'Chinese Food' in America.
I have a packet of Scezhuan Sauce that begs to differ.
Look at the ingredients: if there isn't "dog meat", it isn't Chinese.
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Taiwan is China. Taiwan is not communist. Therefore Chinese food is real. Checkmate, atheists!
It contains dihydrogen monoxide, a key ingredient found in dog meat. Check mate.
I have never eaten scotthish food, but they do seem to eat mostly crap, so I dont find it hard to believe it.
Shit.. By that logic, the Reuben sandwich (the objectively best sandwich) doesn't exist either, because it isn't a real Reuben unless it has Russian dressing on it. (And no, 1000 island is not an acceptable substitute.)
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