Infected Prophets - UFOs, Demons, Orgone, Aliens, and More!

[AA 102]

There are a lot of batshit insane people out there who subscribe to absurd beliefs, and as funny as those people are, the "prophets" they get all their batshit ideas from are just as amusing. Each one of these people have their own communities and followers, but together they make an amusing mix of insane conspiracy theorists and calling each other out for being false prophets and aliens.

Firstly, I came across a website called SATANSRAPTURE.COM run by a man named Richard Landes (aka Pastor Harry Walther). His website is something special, with it being in all caps, having a classic web 1.0 layout, and an endless supply of batshit conspiracy theories/ his prophecies. Some of my favorite ones are:

• Barack Obama and the Cult of the Hindu Monkey God
• His Bio
• SATAN CAUGHT ON FILM?
• THE REAL AND OPEN UNITED NATIONS CONSPIRACY TO FORCE THE NEW AGE OF LUCIFER UPON THE WORLD AND HOW TO ESCAPE 666 IN THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES
• "OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP
• END TIMES HORROR: WHAT TO DO WITH 350 MILLION DECAPITATED HEADS?
• And finally, a page denouncing another nutjob, Sherry Shriner, as a false prophet and member of a nazi cult.

Now Sherry Shriner died on January 8th of this year, but she has left behind a massive internet footprint, with two dozen or more websites devoted to nonsense. Notable links/ pictures from Sherry include:

• Infighting with Harry Walther
• This picture presented unironically on her website
  
  
  
  
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• Orgone Blasters and a site dedicated to Orgone Blasters
• An index of all her websites
• The Difference Between Fallen Angels, Demons, Aliens, Jedi, and the Watchers
  
• Her Bio
• Her Patreon
• Her YouTube, where she did podcasts.
• How To Detect And Nullify Chip Implants
  
• thelightgate, which has some extremely amusing images and a link to a childran's book that's discussed more below.
• Sherry also sells Miracle Mineral Supplement (MMS), which you might remember the horrors of from this thread.
  
  

While researching Sherry, I came across more infighting and another prophet. This time, it's from a website called almightywind.com, and the infighting can be found here, where the minister of that website claims that sherry is a demon and an alien. The site seems to be run by a woman who calls herself Elisabeth Sherrie Elijah and her husband. Some links include:

• The site index
• Exposing Sherry Shriner, Serpent, Alien, Fallen Angel, Freemason, Shriner, Neo-Nazi, satanist.
  
• Calling out Linda Newkirk as a false prophet
• An index of the rest of the false prophets they're calling out

Finally, I came across a children's book called Danny Doogle: The Lords of Mars. It's available free online and is about a kid named Danny and his friends who come across a series of cattle mutilations and discover cool alien technology. I haven't read through the book, it's about 112 pages, but it probably has some gems hidden inside given the absurd premise. The cover art is something special:

This is a deep rabbit hole of absurd nonsense that doesn't seem to end. These people seem to believe in every conspiracy theory you could think of and almost seem to be trying to out crazy each other. The infighting is probably my favorite part though, having insane people trying to discredit each other while trying to sell their own brand of insanity is just... special.

EDIT: Sherry already has a thread, which can be found here. The Almighty Wind people also have a thread, which can be found here.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

According to Satansrapute there the world will end on March 14th 2021. I salute their optimism

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

See, these people could show @Brad Watson_Miami how it's done.

 

[Hen in a tie]

I wonder whats in that miracle cure? Any more than 3 drops a day will make your kids nauseous? Bleach cure anyone?

 

[OG 666]

Pastor Harry seems particularly interested in denouncing the cult of Santa. You can even permanently traumatize your children with this Burnable Santa Effigy Doll for the low, low price of $95 (shipping not included.)

 

[Bush did USS Maine]

So, in the United Nations link, this guy states:

(2016-2017) HILLARY CLINTON IS THE SELECTION OF THE ILLUMINATI TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND SHE WILL WELCOME AND ACCEPT ANTICHRIST- IN HIS UFO ARRIVAL IN JERUSALEM. HILLARY WILL ALSO BE THE USA PRESIDENT WHO IS THE FIRST WORLD LEADER TO SIGN OVER ALL POWER & SOVERNTY OF AMERICA TO ANTICHRIST AND THE NWO. AND THIS MEANS THAT DONALD TRUMP WILL BE STOPPED BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY- ASSASSINATION INCLUDED.

In the open letter to Donald Trump, he states that forcing Mexico to pay for a border wall will lead to Putin setting up a nuclear weapons base in Mexico and beginning nuclear war, then ends with

DO THIS AND I WILL VOTE FOR YOU... AND SO WILL MANY OTHERS... YOU COULD EVEN WIN THIS ELECTION... OTHERWISE... CONTINUE WITH YOUR FAILED AGENDA... AND HILLARY IS A SAFER VOTE THAN YOU EVEN THOUGH SHE IS OWNED & OPERATED BY THE NWO. HILLARY WILL NOT BRING US TO THE BRINK OF NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION... YOU CURRENT AGENDA CAN AND WILL...

Voting in the woman who will greet the antichrist is a safer vote than nuclear war? Got to appreciate a man who has his priorities in order.


Edit: TWO BIBLE CODES SAY THAT PASTOR HARRY WALTHER WILL WIN A MEGA LOTTERY ON 03 SEPT, 2016 (30 AB 5776 HEBREW CALENDAR) TO RESTART JESUS' LOST CHURCH AS "THE CHRIST,
THE SON OF THE LIVING GOD".
God really plans ahead

 

[Rand /pol/]

Arizona Ghost Radio is still the best show ever
https://ghostradio.wordpress.com/tag/arizona/

 

[Bush did USS Maine]

Did you get left behind? God is literally going to vomit on you, friend.

The antichrist will claim to be Christ for the Christians, Satan for the Satanists, and QUEZECOATAL for the Mayans(????)

 

[AA 102]

Pastor Harry seems particularly interested in denouncing the cult of Santa. You can even permanently traumatize your children with this Burnable Santa Effigy Doll for the low, low price of $95 (shipping not included.)

lmao imagine how the kids must feel on Christmas, having to burn an effigy of Santa instead of getting presents

 

[OG 666]

His blogtalkradio show hasn't been updated in a month, which is interesting. I know he hasn't been raptured, because the DOOMSDAY CLOCK doesn't end for another 3 years. Maybe he was abducted? He does post a lot about Satan's spaceship.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Does Muhammad count?

 

[Fleeb]

Dr. Otis Eugene Ray (Time Cube guy). He seemed to consider himself something of a prophet

http://timecube.2enp.com/

(Why do all these websites look exactly the same)

 

[Army Burger]

Does Muhammad count?

Let's ask @Ntwadumela

Oh wait....

 

[Unfiltered Red]

The second satansrapture.com loaded it downloaded a WMA file called "beast6" onto my computer. I've read way too many shitty Creepypastas so I'm afraid to open it.

 

[AA 102]

The second satansrapture.com loaded it downloaded a WMA file called "beast6" onto my computer. I've read way too many shitty Creepypastas so I'm afraid to open it.

It's a distorted audio clip made to sound like a radio broadcast that says:

Attention! This is a planetary alert. All citizens whose last names begin with the letter A, report to your local implant center. All citizens whose last name begin with the letter A, report to your local implant center. Failure to comply will result in having your utilities shut off and a warrant issued for your arrest for terroristic resistance. Welcome to the new age of Lucifer and have a (blessed?) day.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I AM the returned Christ. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. The 'simple proof' of these claims are the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I've unveiled secrets hidden since the founding of this world.

Feel free to check out my thread here on KiwiFarms. But be aware that I AM here to "Judge everyone according to their actions."

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I AM the returned Christ. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. The 'simple proof' of these claims are the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I've unveiled secrets hidden since the founding of this world.

Feel free to check out my thread here on KiwiFarms. But be aware that I AM here to "Judge everyone according to their actions."

And that prophet’s name? Albert Einstein.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Doug_Hitzel,

"But what did you go out to see? A prophet? Yes, I tell you, and more than a prophet." - Luke 7:26

7/26 is my Birthday.

@Fleeb,

Does http://7seals.blogspot.com "look exactly the same"? How about http://7seals.yuku.com .

 

[GS 281]

This thread is infected

 

[GethN7]

The New Testament's Book of Matthew, Chapter 24, Verses 23-24 had some good advice for dealing with these types even if you don't believe in Christianity:

23 At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it.

24 For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.

In fact, the Bible even has a simple test for prophets that works great no matter what you believe.

If a prophet makes a claim or performs a miracle, does it happen?


If NO, assume they are talking out their ass.

If YES, are they trying to convince you to believe in utter bullshit?


If NO, believe they are genuine.

If YES, they are talking out their ass, don't pay them any attention.