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"I love Virgos, they're so charming, they give the best head."
Psychic Dashton the Vampire Slayer, real name Drew Aaron Kuykendall, is a relatively unknown lolcow from the midwest. He's active on YouTube, where he uploads videos of his drugged-out astrological prognostication and, more amusingly, his daily screaming matches with his equally hideous boyfriend. The screaming often escalates into violence, and both have gotten into legal trouble for their aggressive behavior.
Every video of his goes the same way: an argument between the couple escalates, then it cuts to a video of Dashton in the car or at home, obviously high, rambling about how emotionally abusive his boyfriend is. Borrowing inspiration from Dayton Hypernova, Dashton frequently accuses his boyfriend of hitting him, and has shown injuries that this actually happened on a couple occasions. Dashton also hits his boyfriend, but that footage is absent from his channel. Everything the couple does is recorded and uploaded to YouTube, despite the boyfriend (Ricky/Richard Todd Fernandez)'s pleas to stop being recorded. It's unlikely Ricky knows about these YouTube videos.
Dashton claims he isn't on drugs, but his speech in most of his videos suggests otherwise. His boyfriend's face is often pockmarked, suggesting meth-induced skin-picking. The boyfriend also has paranoid delusions, which are not helped by Dashton's constant meltdowns.
Dashton flips out at the slightest provocation or disagreement. He accuses his boyfriend of cheating with men from Craigslist personals without evidence, as well as trying to hold his drug use against him despite being equally guilty.
Dashton's mother, with whom he lives and calls his "mommy," says she doesn't care her son is gay. He responds, "Leave me alone!" In this video, the couple discusses their failure at monogamy in classic screaming fashion.
Dashton responds to comments on his YouTube videos, often unintelligibly:
Lastly, Dashton has a strange hobby: redoing dolls' hair. It's as exceptional as it sounds.
This is Just Fucking Tragic
Dashton and his boyfriend often dress up to play characters from various media for YouTube. Normally this involves dollar-store wigs, bad makeup, and lots of substance abuse. Oh, and it never makes sense, but there are over 1,000 videos of it. Literally.
Oh, and he filmed his boyfriend after an OD:
Legal Issues
Dashton and his boyfriend are frequently in altercations which involve the police. In this video, his boyfriend is arrested, in this video, his boyfriend flips out and calls the cops after a physical confrontation, in this video, his boyfriend calls the cops on him, in this video, Dashton explains why he called the cops on his boyfriend, in this video, he tries to talk at cops about astrology after a domestic violence call, and in this video, Dashton discusses a criminal incident. You get the picture.
Dashton is currently facing three years' probation for a felony incident from June involving drugs.
Revenge of the Cis
Fellow lolcows Revenge of the Cis discovered Dashton's channel and commented on one of his videos, in which his boyfriend is arrested. He spends most of the video asking the police officer what his astrological sign is, and the cop is genuinely uninterested in the babbling sperg. You know, if your boyfriend just got arrested, there are better things to be doing than pestering a cop about whether or not his Mercury is in retrograde.
Instead of going full DFE, Dashton subscribed to a Revenge of the Cis channel and seemed grateful for the exposure.
Channels
Relationship Abuse Footage
unicornmushroom - old psychic videos
Dashton the Psychic Vampire Slayer - new psychic videos
Facebook (archive)
(If anyone knows how to archive videos, please do - I don't know how!)
Psychic Dashton the Vampire Slayer, real name Drew Aaron Kuykendall, is a relatively unknown lolcow from the midwest. He's active on YouTube, where he uploads videos of his drugged-out astrological prognostication and, more amusingly, his daily screaming matches with his equally hideous boyfriend. The screaming often escalates into violence, and both have gotten into legal trouble for their aggressive behavior.
Every video of his goes the same way: an argument between the couple escalates, then it cuts to a video of Dashton in the car or at home, obviously high, rambling about how emotionally abusive his boyfriend is. Borrowing inspiration from Dayton Hypernova, Dashton frequently accuses his boyfriend of hitting him, and has shown injuries that this actually happened on a couple occasions. Dashton also hits his boyfriend, but that footage is absent from his channel. Everything the couple does is recorded and uploaded to YouTube, despite the boyfriend (Ricky/Richard Todd Fernandez)'s pleas to stop being recorded. It's unlikely Ricky knows about these YouTube videos.
Dashton claims he isn't on drugs, but his speech in most of his videos suggests otherwise. His boyfriend's face is often pockmarked, suggesting meth-induced skin-picking. The boyfriend also has paranoid delusions, which are not helped by Dashton's constant meltdowns.
Dashton flips out at the slightest provocation or disagreement. He accuses his boyfriend of cheating with men from Craigslist personals without evidence, as well as trying to hold his drug use against him despite being equally guilty.
Dashton's mother, with whom he lives and calls his "mommy," says she doesn't care her son is gay. He responds, "Leave me alone!" In this video, the couple discusses their failure at monogamy in classic screaming fashion.
Dashton responds to comments on his YouTube videos, often unintelligibly:
Lastly, Dashton has a strange hobby: redoing dolls' hair. It's as exceptional as it sounds.
This is Just Fucking Tragic
Dashton and his boyfriend often dress up to play characters from various media for YouTube. Normally this involves dollar-store wigs, bad makeup, and lots of substance abuse. Oh, and it never makes sense, but there are over 1,000 videos of it. Literally.
Oh, and he filmed his boyfriend after an OD:
Legal Issues
Dashton and his boyfriend are frequently in altercations which involve the police. In this video, his boyfriend is arrested, in this video, his boyfriend flips out and calls the cops after a physical confrontation, in this video, his boyfriend calls the cops on him, in this video, Dashton explains why he called the cops on his boyfriend, in this video, he tries to talk at cops about astrology after a domestic violence call, and in this video, Dashton discusses a criminal incident. You get the picture.
Dashton is currently facing three years' probation for a felony incident from June involving drugs.
Revenge of the Cis
Fellow lolcows Revenge of the Cis discovered Dashton's channel and commented on one of his videos, in which his boyfriend is arrested. He spends most of the video asking the police officer what his astrological sign is, and the cop is genuinely uninterested in the babbling sperg. You know, if your boyfriend just got arrested, there are better things to be doing than pestering a cop about whether or not his Mercury is in retrograde.
Instead of going full DFE, Dashton subscribed to a Revenge of the Cis channel and seemed grateful for the exposure.
Channels
Relationship Abuse Footage
unicornmushroom - old psychic videos
Dashton the Psychic Vampire Slayer - new psychic videos
Facebook (archive)
(If anyone knows how to archive videos, please do - I don't know how!)
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