Dramacow Psychic Dashton the Vampire Slayer / Drew Aaron Kuykendall / Dashton Aaron / unicornmushroom / DashtonPsychic - Meth/opioid addict who films his endless arguments with his boyfriend, wannabe psychic and astrologer, frequently in legal trouble

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Psychic Dashton the Vampire Slayer, real name Drew Aaron Kuykendall, is a relatively unknown lolcow from the midwest. He's active on YouTube, where he uploads videos of his drugged-out astrological prognostication and, more amusingly, his daily screaming matches with his equally hideous boyfriend. The screaming often escalates into violence, and both have gotten into legal trouble for their aggressive behavior.


Every video of his goes the same way: an argument between the couple escalates, then it cuts to a video of Dashton in the car or at home, obviously high, rambling about how emotionally abusive his boyfriend is. Borrowing inspiration from Dayton Hypernova, Dashton frequently accuses his boyfriend of hitting him, and has shown injuries that this actually happened on a couple occasions. Dashton also hits his boyfriend, but that footage is absent from his channel. Everything the couple does is recorded and uploaded to YouTube, despite the boyfriend (Ricky/Richard Todd Fernandez)'s pleas to stop being recorded. It's unlikely Ricky knows about these YouTube videos.

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Dashton claims he isn't on drugs, but his speech in most of his videos suggests otherwise. His boyfriend's face is often pockmarked, suggesting meth-induced skin-picking. The boyfriend also has paranoid delusions, which are not helped by Dashton's constant meltdowns.


Dashton flips out at the slightest provocation or disagreement. He accuses his boyfriend of cheating with men from Craigslist personals without evidence, as well as trying to hold his drug use against him despite being equally guilty.

Dashton's mother, with whom he lives and calls his "mommy," says she doesn't care her son is gay. He responds, "Leave me alone!" In this video, the couple discusses their failure at monogamy in classic screaming fashion.

Dashton responds to comments on his YouTube videos, often unintelligibly:
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Lastly, Dashton has a strange hobby: redoing dolls' hair. It's as exceptional as it sounds.

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This is Just Fucking Tragic

Dashton and his boyfriend often dress up to play characters from various media for YouTube. Normally this involves dollar-store wigs, bad makeup, and lots of substance abuse. Oh, and it never makes sense, but there are over 1,000 videos of it. Literally.


Oh, and he filmed his boyfriend after an OD:


Legal Issues

Dashton and his boyfriend are frequently in altercations which involve the police. In this video, his boyfriend is arrested, in this video, his boyfriend flips out and calls the cops after a physical confrontation, in this video, his boyfriend calls the cops on him, in this video, Dashton explains why he called the cops on his boyfriend, in this video, he tries to talk at cops about astrology after a domestic violence call, and in this video, Dashton discusses a criminal incident. You get the picture.

Dashton is currently facing three years' probation for a felony incident from June involving drugs.

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Revenge of the Cis

Fellow lolcows Revenge of the Cis discovered Dashton's channel and commented on one of his videos, in which his boyfriend is arrested. He spends most of the video asking the police officer what his astrological sign is, and the cop is genuinely uninterested in the babbling sperg. You know, if your boyfriend just got arrested, there are better things to be doing than pestering a cop about whether or not his Mercury is in retrograde.

Instead of going full DFE, Dashton subscribed to a Revenge of the Cis channel and seemed grateful for the exposure.

Channels

Relationship Abuse Footage
unicornmushroom - old psychic videos
Dashton the Psychic Vampire Slayer - new psychic videos
Facebook (archive)

(If anyone knows how to archive videos, please do - I don't know how!)
 
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wenttobermuda

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I was hoping for more vampire slaying, but the combination of drugs, crime, thin skin, and astrology reveals a promising new talent.

He has 350 subscribers, and thousands of videos. That's a lot of content to sift through looking for gems.

Though not a gem, I recommend his "Sex Astrology," referenced in the OP. It has a few zingers, delivered in a spectacular faggy drawl. Samples:

"Ares have crooked penises."
"If you're a Taurus, we're married."
"Geminis have nice round bubble butts, and they're all bi curious."
"(Cancers) are not circumsized. That's their mother's fault."
"Leo's have multiple orgasms, that's their thing...they splooge out sperm a lot."
"Aquarius will have sex with anyone."
"Scorpios like to sodomize people. Even the girls."
"Sagittarius have small wankers."
"Capricorn...have the longest wankers."
"If you're a Pisces... you're probably a slut."

 

Mariposa Electrique

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I was hoping for more vampire slaying, but the combination of drugs, crime, thin skin, and astrology reveals a promising new talent.

He has 350 subscribers, and thousands of videos. That's a lot of content to sift through looking for gems.

Though not a gem, I recommend his "Sex Astrology," referenced in the OP. It has a few zingers, delivered in a spectacular faggy drawl. Samples:

"Ares have crooked penises."
"If you're a Taurus, we're married."
"Geminis have nice round bubble butts, and they're all bi curious."
"(Cancers) are not circumsized. That's their mother's fault."
"Leo's have multiple orgasms, that's their thing...they splooge out sperm a lot."
"Aquarius will have sex with anyone."
"Scorpios like to sodomize people. Even the girls."
"Sagittarius have small wankers."
"Capricorn...have the longest wankers."
"If you're a Pisces... you're probably a slut."

You'd have to sleep a ton of men to make a huge study like that and still have it be wrong. What a fag.

In this video, the couple discusses their failure at monogamy in classic screaming fashion.
My favorite part of this video was the methead boyfriend saying, "I don't have sex with fat people, I don't do fat people".
 
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wenttobermuda

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I'm struck by his combination of faggotry, drug use and astrology. It's chemsex with crystal meth and crystals.

He seems to use Astrology to navigate a messy, chaotic sex life full of bent dicks, meth fueled one night stands, and bottoms who don't keep their assholes clean. Apparently, at some point he was pumped and dumped by a Gemini, mounted a Cancer with a horrible filthy butthole, and gave head to an Ares with a mishapened dick. He makes sense of it all with his charts.

He isn't consistent with his signs, but describes himself as an "Aquarius/Pisces (or Pisces cusp aquarius), Gemini cusp Cancer rising, moon Aquarius." A brief Google search suggests he was born between February 15-21 (actually born February 18th, 1985, 1:11pm, although he also claims February 16) that his "Ascendant" or "Rising" sign was on the cusp of Gemini and Cancer, and that the moon was in the position of Aquarius. He claims that his Venus was in Ares with his Mid Heavens in Pisces. I have no idea what this means, and doubt it gives any insight into the way he presents himself.

But, by his own admission, that means he will have sex with anyone and has a small, uncircumcised "wee-wee" or "wanker."



 
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Mariposa Electrique

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I'm struck by his combination of faggotry, drug use and astrology. It's chemsex with crystal meth and crystals.

He seems to use Astrology to navigate a messy, chaotic sex life full of bent dicks, meth fueled one night stands, and bottoms who don't keep their assholes clean. Apparently, at some point he was pumped and dumped by a Gemini, mounted a Cancer with a horrible filthy butthole, and gave head to an Ares with a mishapened dick. He makes sense of it all with his charts.

He isn't consistent with his signs, but describes himself as an "Aquarius/Pisces (or Pisces cusp aquarius), Gemini cusp Cancer rising, moon Aquarius." A brief Google search suggests he was born between February 15-21 (actually born February 18th, 1985, 1:11pm, although he also claims February 16) that his "Ascendant" or "Rising" sign was on the cusp of Gemini and Cancer, and that the moon was in the position of Aquarius. He claims that his Venus was in Ares with his Mid Heavens in Pisces. I have no idea what this means, and doubt it gives any insight into the way he presents himself.

But, by his own admission, that means he will have sex with anyone and has a small, uncircumcised "wee-wee" or "wanker."



I have a feeling he'll troon out eventually
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Two new videos today. In the first, Dashton and his boyfriend accuse each other of cheating.
And a comment:
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Still no vampire slaying.
"Eye ended up on discibility. duh."
I bet his parents were chronic drug users over the age of 40 who were also brother and sister. What's with his autistic obsession with Astrological signs? I feel like he could be in the middle of being gay bashed, and he would ask his agressors, "Oh, BTW, what's your astromological sign?! Wanna fist me?!" The Babylonians would hang their heads in shame. This isn't astrology, it's insanity.
 

wenttobermuda

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Dashton's subscriber count is going up modestly. Damn.

You shouldn't be able to call yourself Vampire Slayer if you never do any vampire slaying.

If Dashton troons out, I doubt he'd be one of those transbian lady dick predators. He loves men too much. I could, however, picture him trying to trick straight men into butt sex.

Having watched several of his videos now, I've developed a preference for his astrology and ghost shit. His Ricky videos are a bit sad and tawdry, and I find it slightly uncomfortable to laugh at a twink who's face has just been bloodied, however histrionic and ridiculous he is. I reccomend the first 57 seconds of the following video on Brittney Murphy's ghost:

 

curgarto

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oh man i used to watch this guy all the time. hilarious shit. he has a nearly-hour long video of him just playing chess with some old crack head woman on the floor of a trailer iirc
 

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