Horrorcow Purple Aki / Akinwale Arobieke / The North West Gym Pest - HELLOOOOOO BOYS!

CWCissey

Charming Man
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So I found this on the BBC News website this morning.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-6d083913-0bfb-4988-8cd8-d126fa6dcff1

And it made me think, why don't we have a thread on this individual? After all, it can be argued that Mr. Arobieke is the proto-lolcow, and pretty much shows what happened with strange individuals before the dawn of the World Wide Web.

The article explains his life well, but key points are, dude liked to prowl around the Merseyside area in the 80's for young muscular men in order to feel their muscles and, later on, get them to squat lift him. This proved so bizarre that he became an urban legend and something Scouse mums used to scare their kids with.

Aki always claimed that there was nothing sexual about this, and some psychologists seem to agree, but I'm more inclined to think differently. After all, Aki is the type to stalk his victims that refuse to play along, so much so, at one point he chased a young lad to a train station, making him feel the need to hide in between a train and a platform and touching the live wire in the process.

That's right, Aki lead to the death of a man.

He was tried for manslaughter but got away with it due to lack of evidence and the fact he wasn't really doing anything illegal. However he did get jailed for a bit in the late 2000's due to him breaching the ASBO he got preventing him from doing his thing.

That ASBO was lifted yesterday.

So gentle Kiwis, take heed if you are ever around the Liverpool area, especially if you're a bodybuilder, for nothing can now protect you from Purple Aki.
 

Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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You better not flex,
You better not lift.
You better give your workout a short shrift
Cos Purple Aki's coming to town.

He'll measure your peaks
He'll measure your troughs.
He'll make you do for him press ups and squats
Purple Aki's coming to town.

He'll chase you down the railway
He's hiding in your bed.
He'll force you to do sit ups
And rape you nearly dead!

So if you are swole
Purple Aki's mirin'
And he won't stop at the sound of a siren.
Purple Aki's coming to town.

He's measuring your biceps,
He's fondling your shanks,
He's squeezing your buttocks
Then running off for a wank.

So if you are swole
Purple Aki's mirin'
And he won't stop at the sound of a siren.
Purple Aki's coming to town.
 

Chicken Nugget Scoon

Part heaven, part space...
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This brings me back, I remember reading about his guy years ago on Wikipedia. One thing I've always wondered though, was why nobody ever beat the shit out of him for his antics?

Dude was huge himself, wasn't he? Though maybe they have and those stories just aren't shared as much, if it all. It is hard to believe none of these gym lads, exiting a gym together, wouldn't have do anything against him.
 

CWCissey

Charming Man
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This brings me back, I remember reading about his guy years ago on Wikipedia. One thing I've always wondered though, was why nobody ever beat the shit out of him for his antics?
Dude was 6' 5" and built like a tank, though the BBC article does have a story in there from someone who claimed to see Aki being chased by twenty shirtless guys armed with pickaxe handles on a construction site. No idea if it's true though.
 

CWCissey

Charming Man
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'Kin hell, this brings back some memories. He was a kid's worst nightmare because unlike bs monster stories, Purple Aki was real and if you were in Liverpool you could theoretically bump into him at any time. Can't believe the guy's still about. Do kids still talk about him like the bogeyman?

No idea, but you do see the odd bit of Aki related graffiti here and there, plus I believe there's an Aki cut-out at a gym in Wigan.
 

CWCissey

Charming Man
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I think he'd also tend to pick on kids rather that someone his own size.
Yeah he seemed to go for teenagers and lads in their early 20's. As long as they had an interest in sport of some kind or worked a physically taxing job. Anything where you'd likely have a muscular physique. Anyone know if that extended to lean muscle (eg cyclists, swimmers) or was it just limited to heavy muscle types?
 

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