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Dramacow Purple Tinker / Jessica Blank / @prpltnkr / Jonathan Louis BlankDelusional transgender MLP drama magnet, founder of BronyCon, euphoric atheist, wannabe refugee.

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    Purple Tinker (legal name Jessica Blank and deadname Jonathan Louis Blank) is a well known figure in the brony community due to his involvement in several popular brony conventions, such as Bronycon and BABSCon. He quickly built up a poor reputation inside his community for his extreme social justice views and his involvement in various drama, and as we all know, being hated by bronies for drama is a lot like being the smelliest piece of garbage in a vast landfill of trash.

    Firstly, he dislikes Trump a lot, a position he takes to some pretty paranoid extremes. He's been trying to get refugee status into Canada because as a tranny, he's somehow in danger under Trump's presidency.
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    His efforts to get into Canada have included a GoFundMe page that was unsuccessful and an even more ridiculous change.org petition. He even went as far as chastising LGBT support organizations who didn't help him get across the border.
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    He's involved in more than his fair share of brony drama. This stuff requires a bit of explanation given how unusual bronies themselves are so I'm popping these under a spoiler.
    There's some minor stuff related to an autist he left stranded in San Francisco, an article about the situation went up on Horse News and he got mad as fuck even after the writer told people to stop misgendering and "slandering" him.

    A bigger incident happened at the convention Everfree Northwest, where some guy claimed the convention was full of "racism, sexism, transphobia, and rape culture". Purple Tinker jumped in calling some other guy a transphobe and posting a Facebook conversation with him as proof.
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    He's had a lot of back and forth with another brony named Kick Neckbeard Ass on Tumblr. I know nothing about him and he seems like a desperate former friend of Tinker given how bullshit a lot of the things he accuses Tinker of are, but he has baited Tinker into saying stupid shit before.
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    Purple Tinker is ethnically Jewish (according to him) but he's denounced the religion to become a euphoric atheist. He got in a lot of trouble for this tweet:
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    He also claimed that all religious gay people secretly hate themselves.
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    His Twitter is currently just a giant salt mine about all the current social justice talking points. Fat shaming, nazi punching, Bill Nye, the number of genders that there are, immigration (which he even made a video about!). One particularly funny example of him injecting himself into the latest SJW fad was his reaction to the JonTron controversy, where he assumed he was somehow important enough for Jon to talk to him personally.
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    His dox is a bit hard to pin down since he's lived all over the country. There was an old /baphomet/ archive that had some stuff saved, but it was outdated. @Ride got me the deadname and found an address for Tinker that's also listed as the address for BABSCon, so the likely current address is:
    1000 NATIONAL AVENUE, APT. 125, SAN BRUNO, CA 94066

    Finally, in his effort to rack up as many lolcow points as possible, we have a minor link to the Rat King. Purple Tinker is a former friend of ADF's "girlfriend" Toren Vladimir, but cut off contact with him after calling him a scammer. Now they hate each other.
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    Links:
    Twitter
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    Derpibooru tag (includes some screencaps and other stuff)
    4chan posts under three different tripcodes (first, second, third)
     
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    #1 InLivingTuna, May 18, 2017
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  3. I'm surprised we didn't have a thread on Purple Tranny already.
     
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  4. i love this twitter its like a giant angry tranny pony learned to speak
     
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  5. I think I just discovered my own personal anti-christ.
     
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  6. From Horse News, posted on March 15, 2017 by Rhe7oric. Source, archive
    The videos by Rainb0w_Dashie are gone now.

    Purple Tinker is still buttmad at Mussy for some of his tweets, including this one that wasn't talked about in the article.
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    Most recently, she accused Mussy of having anything to do with the Whinny City Pony Con bomb threats.
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    EDIT: I should point out that I haven't seen anything from Mussy that's anti-LGBT, so the joke about the sandwich is either about the LGBT community (which is pretty cancerous), or it just had nothing to do with his views.
     
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  7. PT thinks this dude is a literal terrorist because he makes jokes about LGBT sandwiches lmao
     
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  8. That LGBT sandwich actually looks good.
     
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  10. We did. I'm sure we did. Didn't we...?
     
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    I feel violated.
     
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  12. It's like two autistic first cousins had no eye contact sex that resulted in an inbred autism baby. And it was allowed to live.
     
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  13. OP forgot to mention Purple sticking up for PinkiePony/PinkiePosh back when she was in the limelight for...whatever the hell she was in the limelight for. That WAS a pretty big deal.

    Pinkie's still pretty notorious in the MLP fandom though.
     
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  14. >tfw even EQD tells you to quit being so autistic
     
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  15. Perhaps we need to tell the LGBTQFBICIAWWFBBQNSDAPLOL movement to chill out and think about what they post before they fly into a SJW chimpout. They're not winning any new allies whey they come off like literal, violent fascists.
     
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  16. Christ, what an asshole. There's something endlessly hilarious to me about grown-ass adults losing their goddamn minds over a cartoon for little kids specifically about learning to get along with people and be nice.

    [flings threats, insults, and accusations everywhere] FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
     
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  17. Oh yeah, this dude. I'm genuinely shocked we didn't have a thread on him already. I remember hearing something about his bizarre antics a few years ago but I totally forgot about him until a couple weeks ago when me and a few friends watched the Brony documentary for some laughs. This guy's totally bizarre.
     
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  18. "Do this or else I will call the police" is also known as extortion. I'd love to see how that call goes.
     
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  19. Purple Tinker was one of the people who got me to realize that a disproportionate number of transpeople seemed to be autistic and/or mentally ill.
     
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