Purple Tinker / Jessica Blank / @prpltnkr / Jonathan Louis Blank - Delusional transgender MLP drama magnet, founder of BronyCon, euphoric atheist, wannabe refugee.

[Gottahavemysips]

Purple Tinker on Twitter

“I am retiring this Twitter account. Don't worry, I'm OK. I've just realised that social media has become a net negative in my life. Spending a week away from Twitter a while back really opened my eyes. I can be reached at PRPLTNKR (at) gmail (dot) com.”

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It's not happening. The second someone dares say anything remotely negative about him, the account is gonna get reactivated in a heartbeat, or some account that's totally not the true and honest tinker is gonna start making a big deal about whoever dared to speak against the inventor of Bronycon and probably the entire fandom as well. But perish the thought that it's stinky Tinky, because he quit.

 

[AnOminous]

It's not happening. The second someone dares say anything remotely negative about him, the account is gonna get reactivated in a heartbeat, or some account that's totally not the true and honest tinker is gonna start making a big deal about whoever dared to speak against the inventor of Bronycon and probably the entire fandom as well. But perish the thought that it's stinky Tinky, because he quit.

This is how many times he's really truly gone away for good?

 

[Gottahavemysips]

This is how many times he's really truly gone away for good?

It's innumerable, almost certainly. However, he might be looking to move to another sphere of influence to replace Twitter, since the ol stinky trick of announcing another charity donation for something might be giving diminished returns on Twitter. He pulled the same shit on /mlp/ and horse news back in the day, but stopped when practically everyone had caught on to the scheme.
Twitter has been his bread and butter though, so I doubt the Twitter will stop any time soon. If he finds a place with more naive people to exploit, that will be the day when his account starts posting links to the new one, make sure the current orbiters head over there as well. Maybe some Mastodon thing or something, since that platform seems accepting of Tinker level bullshit.

 

[Jaiman]

The second someone dares say anything remotely negative about him, the account is gonna get reactivated in a heartbeat

Yes. https://archive.md/Kfw0L

https://archive.md/aujyP

Tinker got face surgery, good on her. https://archive.md/bouLT

https://archive.md/l7PXb

 

[NotBronyconStaff]

I was coming to write a very similar update. Shame that Purple Tranny can't get a personality transplant to match his new face.

For those who aren't aware of what a sharp difference we're seeing:

Shame he didn't decide to put the $50k into therapy; I have a feeling that it would have only begun to touch upon his multitude of issues, but the world likely would have been better off for it.

 

[AnOminous]

For those who aren't aware of what a sharp difference we're seeing:

He put $50K and huge amounts of pain and permanent nerve damage into looking exactly like he looked before, i.e. an ugly dude. Money well spent, troonery is such a great idea.

 

[Trombonista]

The face looks different, but still pretty masculine.

 

[AnOminous]

The face looks different, but still pretty masculine.

I think it's mostly just that the first is a still frame from a video with a rather unfortunate expression.

 

[Gottahavemysips]

Yes. https://archive.md/Kfw0L
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https://archive.md/aujyP

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Tinker got face surgery, good on her. https://archive.md/bouLT
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https://archive.md/l7PXb

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Can't say I'm surprised. Maybe a tad at how long it lasted, but then again PT was still doing dumb shit on the seabronies account. Also, damn, paying 50k for *that* is a tragedy. It might be because of the hat string but the face just looks out of place. Wonder how long until the next hiatus when he starts to get flak again. Two months?

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

> Spending $50k to give yourself facial nerve damage
Man, that has to suck. Fools and money, you know...

 

[NotBronyconStaff]

He has a habit of trying to downplay his strong, dimpled chin by tilting his forehead closer and closer to the camera - in some cases, it makes it look like he's trying to collapse within himself, resulting in quite hilarious group photos.
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This is a group shot from SeaBronies (the cruiseline convention Purple Tinker founded and maintains, despite being "poor"), which 4chan got a hold of. Talk about a sausage fest.

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There's a reason it's hard to find a 'good' photo of John to compare to his post-op Stay Puft Marshmallow Man impression, and it's because John's trying to use Myspace angles in non-Myspace photos.



At least he fixed his crooked shnoz. Ironic that he's supposed to be such a strong advocate for Jewish people, yet the first time he got his claws on a couple shekels he lopped it off before you could say "mazel tov!"

 

[AnOminous]

At least he fixed his crooked shnoz. Ironic that he's supposed to be such a strong advocate for Jewish people,

So long as they reject actual Judaism and believing in God and all that shit.

 

[NotBronyconStaff]

There's been some recent backlash towards BABSCon (read: Purple Tranny's "secret" pet project, the one where he pulls strings behind the scenes with con organizer Sonja Lynn, a fellow tranny), because despite the COVID-19 scare and most of San Francisco banning gatherings more than 250 people, BABSCon insists on going forward with their con. Why? Because the event ban prohibits all of the counties around their county - but not exactly them! Neener neener!

If you look in the replies, you'll get to see sensible folks trying to talk sense into the tranny overlords, to no avail. They might lose a few shekels by cancelling! But the backlash was bad enough to prompt the BABSCon team to tweet this:

Bad news though; only a few days later, San Mateo was added to the list of counties prohibiting 'non-essential' social gatherings. BABSCon's reply?

And in a rare direct reply to someone:

Translation: "We might lose money, so we're going to mumble about bureaucracy and hope none of you know how easy it is to cancel a convention if you're not worried about lining your pockets." Something tells me that refunds from this famously bloated and money-hungry convention will be difficult to get, if not impossible.

And Tranny himself? Well, he's being as careful as a newly-minted one percenter with a new female-ish face can be:

On one hand, I would laugh until I died if Purple Tranny caught the Coronavirus. On the other hand, I know he'd manage to pull through by starting no less than six GoFundMes to fund his "recovery," while livetweeting every thirty seconds "for the fans who are concerned about me." No, better to let him die in some obscure and embarrassing fashion, like in a gimp suit in someone's dungeon.

 

[NotBronyconStaff]

Cow crossover alert, with none other than Chris Chan.

 

[NotBronyconStaff]

Did we have a running betting pool on when Purple Tinker would return to Twitter? Because as of yesterday, Johnathan is back.

I'm sure he wouldn't come back except for something very impor-

In more amusing news, Johnathan Blank came back to Twitter primarily to complain about his landlords still collecting his rent, the bastards.

Johnathan, after all, is a protected class; he's a trans woman, he's got a low paying job in San Francisco, he's clearly hurting for money right now. I mean, it's not like he's a millionaire or something.

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

Did we have a running betting pool on when Purple Tinker would return to Twitter? Because as of yesterday, Johnathan is back.
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I'm sure he wouldn't come back except for something very impor-
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In more amusing news, Johnathan Blank came back to Twitter primarily to complain about his landlords still collecting his rent, the bastards.

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Johnathan, after all, is a protected class; he's a trans woman, he's got a low paying job in San Francisco, he's clearly hurting for money right now. I mean, it's not like he's a millionaire or something.
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Holy fuck, Tinker is a walking stereotype. Tranny with autism and mental illness, renounces Judaism, but gladly takes his inheritance from his family.

Insane.

 

[fnaarf]

Did we have a running betting pool on when Purple Tinker would return to Twitter? Because as of yesterday, Johnathan is back.
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I'm sure he wouldn't come back except for something very impor-
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In more amusing news, Johnathan Blank came back to Twitter primarily to complain about his landlords still collecting his rent, the bastards.

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Johnathan, after all, is a protected class; he's a trans woman, he's got a low paying job in San Francisco, he's clearly hurting for money right now. I mean, it's not like he's a millionaire or something.
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There's nothing more annoying than a rich idiot who tries to be relatable to the middle class. If you're a millionaire just move to fucking Canada already and pal it up with Yaniv, god knows you're two peas in a perverted little pod.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

There's nothing more annoying than a rich idiot who tries to be relatable to the middle class. If you're a millionaire just move to fucking Canada already and pal it up with Yaniv, god knows you're two peas in a perverted little pod.

Actually, I'd like to see our little millionaire here just stay in San Fransisco. Maybe move somewhere with a little class, like Hercules, a nice 'burb of Frisco. He'd blow 2/3 of his inheritance just to be able to afford a decent sized (4 bed, 3 bath, 2000 sq ft) house. Then sacrifice the rest in taxes.

He's living in a fantasy world if he thinks a cool million or two is going to get him far in the high-tax, high COL region of the San Fransisco bay. Not going to make many fantasies come true there at /all/.

Truth be told, he's much like most people who win the lottery (except his 'winnings' are considerably less) - they end up bankrupt and destitute within a couple years. Let's see how long it takes for that to happen to this shitmonger.

 

[Trombonista]

Benjanun is Winterfox/Requires Hate and has her own thread.

 

[NotBronyconStaff]

Seeing as he got plastic surgery and a nose job before the ink even dried on the check, I have to wonder if he's already blown through his million already. I imagine, with the amount of work the surgeon had to do, it wasn't a cheap or quick fix. Johnathan doesn't seem like the kind of person who makes investments wisely, and has been bailed out multiple times by his "horrible, transphobic, abusive" parents, to the point where they cut him off. Despite the stereotype, this Jew doesn't seem to be very good with money, especially since he keeps sinking money into his vanity project SeaBronies, to the tune of five figures a year (according to him).