Putting Red Bull in a coffee maker -

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polonium

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That would taste awful.

For a better super-coffee take about 4 shots of expresso, put them in a blender with a tablespoon of coconut oil (the solid white stuff) and blend it so that it makes a milky coffee colour. That's your super coffee right there. Full of energy, caffeine and medium chain triglycerides
 

heathercho

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Would it just make super coffee?

Why are you still drinking pleb stuff like RedBull and Coffee when you have superior products on the market such as CAVEMAN Paleo Formula Bone Broth - cutting edge nutraceutical science and WAKE UP AMERICA Patriot Blend 100% Organic Coffee? It's been harvested by the Chiapas! Indigenous individuals!

It's a sad day when the crap Alex Jones hocks would be better than boiled Red Bull. It'd only boil out the water and compound the sugar.
 

Slick Bridges

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Once in high school I went in the teacher's lounge and made triple-brewed coffee, taking the pot and pouring it back into the reservoir each time. I don't particularly remember why but I convinced a freshman who had never even had the regular stuff before to drink it and after a time running around screaming he collapsed against a wall shaking and had to be taken home early. I spent the evening terrified I might have killed him and was so relieved to see him in the hallway the next day. I think he was just embarrassed because as far as I know he never brought up my name.

I imagine it would be something like that.
 

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That's the kind of shit I would drink on an emergency or when coding the project for a course all night long. Feels bullet-time, man.
 

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