A few days ago you might have seen a new member by the name of Qetuouk. Take a look at my profile. Now take a look at his profile. Now return to this thread. From the looks of it Qetuouk wants nothing to do with the farms, outside of me. The only reason for him joining the farms is because of me.
In summary, his content on the Farms so far boils down to some basic things:
Obsessing on his "graphics".
Obsessing on my "geek forum".
Claiming he is a developer for Project Highrise, a tower building game on Steam.
Showing his wonderful range of insults such as: "power seeking french frie dick selfish turkey head ".
Obsessing about me and the "fact" that I am an arrogant douchebag.
You are probably wondering at this point: He is very familiar with you. What is your history with him and how long have you known him? The short answer is that we met though a failed game project in 2008. After some events with this project, Qetuouk has been obsessed with the project and an autistic hatred of it's former members (especially me). The punchline here is these members have moved on with their lives and have accepted that project has died off, Qetuouk has not.
Now that his time on Kiwi Farms and my past with him has been summarized, It's time to give some detail starting from the year 2008.
What is this project and why was he obsessed with it?
The project in question was called Open Tower. A long time ago, a few spergs (including myself) thought we could create an open source version of Maxis published game SimTower. The project started in 2008 (through a thread on the Transport Tycoon forums and eventually a dedicated site) and never got far. During that time, Qetuouk joined the project and seemed to be a “normal” contributing member who one day made a long list of suggestions (would not be the last time he would suggest stuff for a game). Because the team was limited, the suggestions were on a to-do list while the ones who could "code" were trying to create alpha builds of the game. Q Boy here did not take it lightly and started to sperg out about being "ignored" by those DANG. DIRTY. ADMINS who shunned his ideas and graphics, the holy grails that would have kept the project going for a thousand years. Did I mention he only waited an extremely short time (about a day) before he snapped?
The project eventually disbanded about two years later (thank God). I do have some links on Open Tower but most of this early content was lost from the internet.
https://archive.md/T57KE ( First Open Tower Front Page)
http://opentower.informe.com/portal.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20101016233804/http://opentower.informe.com:80/forum ( First Fourm front page)
https://web.archive.org/web/20100219140611/http://opentower.informe.com:80/wiki/view/Main_Page (Wiki Main Page)
https://archive.md/T0Plm (Open Tower Blog)
http://opentower.informe.com/blog/ (Open Tower Blog)
http://opentower.informe.com/gallery/
https://archive.md/HV541 (gallery archive)
https://archive.md/Ob39b (graphics archive)
https://archive.md/k71Do (other gallery archive)
https://web.archive.org/web/2009081...orme.com:80/forum/suggestions-f10/eh-t66.html (shit posting)
https://web.archive.org/web/20081101141431/http://opentower.newsit.es:80/tikiwiki/tiki-index.php (2nd iteration)
https://web.archive.org/web/20140619024820/http://opentower.wikkii.com:80/wiki/Main_Page
https://web.archive.org/web/2010032...ggestions-f10/open-tower-now-on-wiki-t72.html ( Qetuouk tried to create a wiki for us as a peace offering, article was deleted by Wikipedia Staff)
https://web.archive.org/web/20101018193836/http://opentower.agilityhoster.com:80/forum/index.php (2nd fourm)
https://web.archive.org/web/20090712080841/http://opentower.tk:80/ (3rd Fourm)
https://sourceforge.net/projects/opentower/
https://archive.md/Xwuje (Sourceforge Archive)
https://web.archive.org/web/20090823034733/http://opentower.sourceforge.net:80/
Open Tower eventually died. Did that shut him up?
Lol nope. If he was more normal he would have taken the downfall of Open Tower as a victory and move on. Instead, he took his butmad to sites outside of OT in order to speak out against the evils of the DONKEY TRIO (me and two other OT members he has a hateboner for). During this multi year quest, he conducted this crusade on message boards, youtube PM, Facebook etc. His style of trolling was guerilla. He would come in, throw his puzzle pieces all over the place and not return for months at a time. Depending on the site he would sometimes resort to sockpuppetry.
Some Examples:
Sent to an old friend’s youtube channel.

More sock accounts:“ the comment
this was the comment that dude left me. it's quite hilarious
"hi noob
like dum dum (dunbrine47) do you? You little piece of crap. Dum Dum is an arrogant loser, a little stupid boy. I looks like ur his bum chum, so you listen to me you little wanker, i hate dum dum, and now i hate you for liking him. So belive me when i say that your in big trouble now gay boy, you've just made a very powerful emeny in me. I gonna hunt you down on every website, every forum, every corner of this geek ridden internet. Just ask Dum Dum the trouble i already caused him.
so be warned little boy if i find you bumming Dum Dum on any more websites your going down fool.
Stephen UK (qetuouk)"

This youtube channel has his tastes in Music: https://archive.md/V2gSH https://www.youtube.com/user/rickda?feature=em-message_received“ qetuouk2012 has posted a comment on your channel:
Spring arrived here in England. Hope ur still in winmter you little rat face shitty dapier. FU dum dum you arse, pig head.
qetuouk”

A few other misc. screen grabs:“ Hello arsehole, hope everythings going shite for ya you little geek, why aint my graphics on site you little perfectic piece of crap”


Any other sites he posted in public during this time?
The only example I have at the moment is his sock accounts from the Transport Tycoon Forums.
https://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php?t=41244 (Qtoke sperging)
https://archive.md/ODg1a (Qtoke sperging)
https://www.tt-forums.net/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=25794 (Qtoke’s TT Forum profile)
https://archive.md/5jRcg (forum profile archive)
https://www.tt-forums.net/search.php?author_id=25797&sr=posts (Black Cat’s (sock account) profile)
https://archive.md/qtOuu (Black Cat archive)
https://www.tt-forums.net/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=31892 (Sock account)
https://archive.md/7eVWV
https://www.tt-forums.net/search.php?author_id=31892&sr=posts
https://archive.md/duT05
https://www.tt-forums.net/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=34366 (Socks everywhere)
https://archive.md/KqRvi
https://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=48381 (Airplane Sperging)
https://archive.md/Tv5xb
https://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=36537&start=40 (Juicy Bits)
https://archive.md/AhcZC (Juicy bits archive)
What is this Geek Forum he goes on about?
This is the other part of his obsession, a forum I own I used to use a lot years ago. https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/planetrandom/index.php
Qetuouk thinks that I still use that forum. Spoilers, a certain farm is way better the my old piece of crap.
Shitposts:
What has he been up to recently?
*The following bears a striking similarities to how events on OT transpired*
Well in 2015 he was spotted on the Paradox forums suggesting things for the upcoming Cities Skylines: https://archive.md/7we52 (I currently do not have a copy of the OT post that made him snap, but it was written in a similar style).
He wanted to make sure his computer could run it: https://archive.md/bZCda . Seems like a normal person but when things do not go his way he will make a complete 180.
When the game was on Release day, there was an issue with digital distribution. Q boy did not take it well and claimed to tell his credit card company (how dare Paradox put a charge on his account without giving him a key) and forums Simtropolis and the aforementioned Transport Tycoon Forums about this injustice. Oh noes, members of the Paradox community were shaking in their boots because he was an influential member of Simtrop and TTF (lol, good one). The next day he received his key and
https://archive.md/cul1l Cities Skylines Chimpout Page One https://archive.md/PGhzI CS Chimpout Part 2 https://archive.md/dWsqV Other CS Chimpout https://archive.md/YJJ8v More CS Chimpout.
Eventually he apologized for the chimping: https://archive.md/ZtF4Q ‘Pology
Eventually he apologized for the chimping: https://archive.md/ZtF4Q ‘Pology
Because no Kiwi Farm Cow Thread is complete with some Dox, let me try to give some.
Name: Stephen or Eric, Day
Country: UK
City: Leeds
IP Address(at least the one he used to register on the geek forum):
95.148.53.31
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