Queen of moderation - 6/11/21 - "I DO HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF LIVESTREAMS," Amber insists

Slappy McGherkin

Bartender? Make that a double.
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I think she might not understand time zones either. Started the stream saying she doesn't get how 7pm in Kentucky isn't the best time possible to go live unannounced. Euros complaining in the chat weren't acknowledged.
She doesn't even know countries have their own flag, let alone understanding something as complex as time zones. I'd love to see someone break her smooth brain by telling her it's already tomorrow in Australia.
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Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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She doesn't even know countries have their own flag, let alone understanding something as complex as time zones. I'd love to see someone break her smooth brain by telling her it's already tomorrow in Australia.
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She probably thinks Zach/Pulpy Syntax is a time traveler. "And you guise say MY accent is bad, what about his, knowwhatimsayin'?"
 

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Another unoriginal title.

The best those two could do for society is to be rendered down into lard and then be made into soap. No one would want anything cooked in their lard.
They would do as some dollar store smelly brand of soap.
POV: You are Becky and it's that special time again :)

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more scars that will stay on her body until the sun explodes.
Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker she looks like an engorged tick
Crush the head then burn the body.
 

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Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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Imagine the stench in that room. I can smell the gingivitis from here.

Once upon a time, I lived in an apartment above a family of Asian folks -Korean, if I remember correctly. They moved in about six months after I did. The stench of them making shit with fish heads took a week to get out of my place. They did those every Saturday like fucking clockwork, so by the time the stench cleared from my place, they were back at it. Broke my lease and moved the fuck out, and it was the best money I've ever lost.

How cunty is Becky in this one? Is it worth saving for a cunty Becky fan?

She's extra salty because she needs a wittle nap is tired from their jam-packed days of running errands. She was also talking back to Big Al, when Big Al kept at her like a toddler about going to get headphones from the bedroom. Worth it!
 

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I didn't notice her rocking back and forth bullshit, this bitch knows exactly why some people have the tendency to do that and she did it to have her shitty audience go ''it's self soothing''. Fatty tried to be so subtle ''I totally don't get it guys, I do it all the times, whyyyyyy''.

Whenever she refers to an action/hobby/experience as COMFORTING she's trying to lay the groundwork for further claims of muh mentalz. The tasteless manipulation flies over the head of her retard fans, as always.
She'll start faking tourettes symptoms soon, claim she has no idea why these things are happening to her so the arselickers can suggest another condition for her to self diagnose with.
 

mythical mother

ayyyy
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I hate that I’m even giving this headspace but from that picture (and it’s blurry so hard to tell) it looks like puncture wounds. I’m wondering if Twinky either bit her or used her as a launch pad and those doggy talons dug right in. Or maybe it was one of the cats. Or maybe it’s flea / bed bugs / skin itching and splitting. Who knows. But it looks like a dog bite to me.
Indiana/Kentucky/Ohio are some of the biggest bed bug hot spots in the US. It’s almost inevitable if you live in apartments.. They’re especially easy to pick up in places like grocery stores, hotels, doctors offices and anywhere else that is frequented by lots of people. I wouldn’t be surprised if they have them. I’ve seen some spots on her arms that I questioned.

However, that doesn’t look like bed bugs. A bed bug bite looks like a mosquito bite with a pink or red disc around it. That looks like scratches or cuts.
 

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Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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OK, this is probably going to require two parts. I sat through all inscrutiating 101 minutes of this shit (well, I kind o skimmed at the end, but still). The first half was great! The second part was like being a t a toddler's party, trying to get reluctant kids to play games when what they really wanted was a giant piece of cake and more ice cream.

I’m the kind of person who always has to be on time and I’m incredibly professional.
– Not Big Al

"Queen of Moderation"

It's another live, late, with no notice. I keep wondering if it's intentional, as a way of maybe eluding the haters/trolls, but then I realize that Big Al is neither thoughtful nor intelligent and she looks like she just rolled out of bed five minutes ago. She's full of her fake jocularity again this evening, while still retaining her snotty, smug attitude. Becky continues to absorb that shitty attitude and spit it back at the viewers.


Big Al opens by whining about jaundice (why don't you check with an actual doctor; LoneliestBoy gets a dig in "I think it's because you're Portuguese.") and then demanding Becky's phone and going through it. WTF? Do you not trust Becky? She whines again about her supposed anxiety and she was waiting for Becky to finish "her work" so she could be there with Big Al. No, I'm gonna guess that you're a fucking insecure control freak and you want to keep your eye on her and also have her run interference again on the live, as you have repeatedly through this livestream arc. She is absolutely not anxious here. Claims her long lost brother says she doesn't look like she's 30. Right, because you look like you're 50.

Snottily says she "has a life" outside the livestreams - that must be why she's posted exactly ZERO videos other than livestreams about this supposed life outside of livestreams. Whines that people are complaining that she's going live at night. No, dumbass, they're complaining because, as usual, you are INCONSISTENT. Pick a fucking time. Whines about her kidneys - already looking for an excuse to shut down the stream. Becky claims no one can "predict" what might be happening during a day. YES. THEY CAN. It's called PLANNING, and you have DATED FUCKING PLANNERS in your journal hoard, bitch.

Chat: Your life is online, we can see you.
Big Al: I'm happy to say my life is no longer online. There are so many things I no longer film - yes, like anything approaching content. Followed by excuses as to why she's too lazy to film actual content.

Chat: would you ever consider letting someone live with you to get your diet and fitness squared away. Big Al claims she's "very picky" about who she lives with, says her mom would be a great roommate, and Big Al would have "so much fun" - as opposed to living with Becky, because, as Big Al has repeatedly said, her life is boring. Says there are some people she could live with - didn't mention Density, but LoneliestBoy asks if Density if one of them, LOL.

Blah blah, Frenemies, Trisha Paytas. Nobody cares! Ironically, Big Al is asking why Trisha has problems with so many people. WTF does Big Al keep mentioning H3. They do not and will not know who the fuck you are. Ever.

Chat: You ditched us yesteday (Thursday) to go grocery shopping? Big Al claims they were gone "all day" - except, you know, that time they were home that she filmed and uploaded a TikTok and Becky was on IG.

Superchat: If her lips are moving, she's lyeen or bingeen.

Chat: I've been watching Frenemies and you and now I see why you claim fatphobia. Big Al and Becky bolth say that if Big Al did some of the things Trisha does, Big Al would get hate and Trisha does not, and voila! Fatphobia. I'm going to go with Nuke on this. I don't believe fatphobia is a thing. Fat-shaming? Sure. People not wanting to hire someone who is fat versus normal sized? Sure - but because of the cost associated with fat people. They need bigger chairs. They tend to have more medical issues. They may require alternative access methods to a building or office setting. Of course, there are always going to be people who will not hire a fatty because they're a fatty. But let's not kid ourselves that without a normal sized person having the same skills being available, someone is not going to let an otherwise qualified person go unhired just because they're fat.

Big Al mangles the word statistically in trying to defend fatphobia as a thing, saying that statistically, fatties are treated worse than normal people. Citation needed, please. I mean, you ARE the research queen, after all. Pony up some real studies that show this.

Whines that Life by Jen and Amy's Life Journey have been forced offline by haydurs, and that all the hate is because they're fat. No, just as you were not forced to go live with your tale of woe about kidney stones and how you were not going to stream, neither Jen nor Amy were forced to go offline. I have no idea about LBJ's content, but I know that Amy what's her name is a fucking terrible person. Just as with you, the primary issue - and one that you cannot get past - is that while there may be the odd outlier here and there, peple do not dislike you because you are fat. They dislike you because you're a terrible person with a shitty attitude and personality. Andby the way, I recall an instance where you - as a moderator on Chantal's channel, said LBJ was 200 pounds heavier than Chantal, as a comment when someone said they were the same size. And how could we forget the woman in the restaurant, who was 50 pounds heavier than you, and she, along wiht her "chunky" friend, were eating out, an you thought they shouldn't be. You said Michael B Petty gained weight. Seems like you have your own issues with your own fatphobia, if we're going to pretend it exists. Says haydurs are nt going to force her offline, because she's stronger than that. Oh, stronger than two fat people? Sounds like fatphobia!

Becky once again pipes in her nasty attitude about how they would be just fine without money from the haters, and I'll say that Becky is about as good at financials as Big Al is - which is to say, not at all. ALR's channel would deflate faster than a popped pimple if all the haters took their business elsewhere. As of this moment when I'm typing this up, there are 396 thumbs up, and 1.6K down. Seems that hate train that brings you attention is certainly a large portion of your money base. Stop pretending otherwise, it makes you look even dumber, and that's not a mean feat, considering how dumb you are naturally.

Our heroes for this session: Deanna, Nuke, LoneliestBoy. In her lizard brain, Big Al knows the only good content for these lives arises from her interaction with the trolls and haters. She definitely has no ideas of her own as to how to direct a stream. This is another instance where PLANNING would be a good idea. Unfortunately, Big Al has no hobbies, no skills (other than rampant consumerism), and no intellectual curiosity.

Says she is not going to read anything from Deanna, Nuke, LoneliestBoy - of course she does, throughout the stream.

Chat: You use YouTube as therapy. They have chosen real life to deal with their issues - of course she disagrees with this, and says they were forced off the internet because they're fat. You know, it seems to me that the only person around here having issues with fat-related things that no one else is bringing up is....you. A couple of chatters point out that they were not forced to do anything. They opted out. Nope, couldn't possibly be anything except FAT.

Superchat: raises the point that Trisha is a fatty, too. Another brings up the fat woman in the restaurant that she fat-shamed.

Big Al is SUPER bored and disinterested while Becky lisps her way through some fucking story. Big Al gives a couple of nods as Becky finishes whatever the fuck she was saying, as if she's been listrning intently the whole time. "Yes, Trisha is *technically* overweight, but she's not yet at that size when things start to change." We're saved, everybody! Big Al is here to be the arbitrary determiner of just how much of a fat fuck someone has to be before they can start claiming fatphobia over any criticism people raise. Says she was 331 pounds at one point - a small point, as you rocketed your way to 600 - and claims she got treated "completely different". It's "differentLY", GrammarLynn. Claims she was treate "way better" when she was half the landwhale she is now.

Let's assume for the moment that you were treated better then (although I doubt that, especially from a pathological liar who likes to cosplay Professional Victim) and worse as you gained. You immediately decide it's because you're fat and for no other reason. I would invite you to go look at your own video history, which would show your steday change in attitude, and not for the better. People being annoyed by your overcompensation you feel you need to do because of your own deficiencies is not them hating on you because you're a fatty, even though you are. People don't like to be around other people whose favorite topic of conversation is themselves, or listen to them bitch and moan all the time, or having their eardrums assaulted by incessant screeching as if everything is the funniest goddamned thing in the universe. It isn't fatphobia. It's you, shitty atttitude and personality haver, that is the problem here. You would be exactly the same skinny, because you can lose weight, but you can't change who you really are.

LoneliestBoy in chat: and when you were smaller, you weren't an awful a person.
Deanna: Becaus the bigger you get, the meaner you get!
Right on!

Oh, it's our first rationalization of the night, woo! Regarding the fat girl in the restaurant (I wonder if SHE managed to eat her way to 600 pounds, Big Al), she claims "in that moment, I saw myself." OK, Big Al, sure you did. Also mentions that was six years ago, for some stupid reason she doesn't explain. Is there some kind of aging protocol where remarks like that no longer count after x years? I bet you wouldn't have the same reaction to someone else doing that.

Enablers in the chat giving her asspats. Superchat asks for a mukbang, which she was "thinking about" filming one, but "something" stopped her. Most likely, she was too lazy to set it up to be filmed, she just wanted to shovel it in while sitting on her ass at base camp on Mt Pillowmanjaro.

Superchat: do you think you're a good person? What do you think makes a person good?

"Something that I heard someone say before. A good person is a person who does good deeds, behind closed doors, not for themselves, but for the person they're helping. A lot of people try to prove they're a good person, but that's not a good person." Well, I have questions, but Nuke was live in the chat and asked one thing I would ask: what about that video you shot about buying stuff for a homeless shelter? You even TITLED it "Not Feeling Well, Surprise for Becky, HELPING THE HOMELESS". Sounds a lot like tooting your own horn. But hey, I'm here for rationalization #2! Whoops, have to let Becky in there to tell Nuke it doesn't seem s/he is a very good persn, either. Oooh, sarcasm, "but wait, I don't know you." No shit. I don't see most people puking their lives onto the internet, genius. Otherwise, cool story, bro. Claims people don't know them, either. FFS, you video all sorts of bullshit about your lives. You showed your bloody fucking underwear to the internet.

OK, back to rationalization #2, and what we "have to realize" about her video of buying things for the homeless shelter: we have to realize that's a few years ago, and we have to understand all the time in between. Let me stop you right there, person who has no conception of time because they do not do anything on a consistent schedule: The video in question is from November 12, 2019. So, not "a few years" and not even two years at this point. But please proceed. We don't know what she does that she doesn't show. Ha! You don't do shit, Big Al. Oh, FFS, she's going to throw some fucking example in this bullshit stew. Someone donates a hundred times to donate to children's cancer and three times they decide to show it. Does that mean the other 97 times it didn't happen? What? As usual, your example makes no goddamned sense in the context of YOUR definition of a "good person." By YOUR definition, for YOUR example, and for you, neither of you are a good person. It isn't "behind closed doors" if you're filming it. JFC, you're allergic to logic, and you can't even buttress your own shit against a tide of questions.

LoneliestBoy: I think the charity thing is a lose/lose situation.
Big Al: yes, because if you donate and film/upload it, you're trying to prove something, then if you don't show it, people think you don't do it.

YOUR OWN DEFINITION IS THAT IT'S DONE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. JFC, YOU are the one who gave this definition, someone asked about a video you did that is not behind closed doors; therefore, according to your definition, you are not a good person. The problem with you, Big Al, is that you have no concept whatsoever of nuance. Maybe if you read adult literature instead of YA books, you'd pick up on this a bit. That people are pointing to one of your OWN videos that contradicts the definition you lifted from someone else because you're too stupid to think for yourselves means that either you don't care about sticking to that definition and you're trying to change the argument entirely, or you should have come up with a different definition. Goddamn.

LoneliestBoy: what is one good thing she's done lately lol
Deanna: points out that she was getting shit because it didn't appear she gave the stuff to the shelter - this is true, as we saw stuf ridingin the backseat of the car that was supposedly for the shelter.
"Other channels" time! Don't care, Big Al, because I don't watch those channels. Stop grabbing for your "other people" blankie in an attempt to dodge things and not be accountable for what you say or do. Once again, she's the most hated person in the history of the internet. NO ONE ever gets called out on their bullshit like VictimLynn.

Nuke: Excuses using "other people" again.
Jamie L: these lives show the real you. It will end your channel if you don't go back to your typical content GORL (caps by Jamie)

Jamie has a point. These lives are nothingburgers. They're only interesting because of the trolls and haters. The sycophants are just kissing her shelf ass and telling her how great she is. Here's the thing about content: utopian bullshit is BORING. The amount of dead air in these streams is staggering. At least when there's dead air in Chantal's stream (see, I can do "other people" too!) it's because everyone is pausing to take a breath in the middle of her craziness.

Moving on!

End of part one.
 
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Becky is asked about her fave anime. Don't give a fuck. Someone asks about making Becky a mod. Sure, why not? Block the trolls and haters and give us a glimpse of life when you two in the brain trust have to make the stream interesting. I'd like to see that! haha. They don't want to do that because then people will complain about people getting blocked. Like, as a nice segue into our next thing: Karina Kaboom. People are requesting that she be unblocked.

Apparently, Big Al used to like Karina, but now doesn't because she nitpicks things and she's mean to Our Lady of the Church of Perpetual Victimhood. I went and watched some Karina's videos, and I don't get that at all. he isn't rude, she doesn't make fun of Big Al's weight, and she's just telling people what she's seeing in Big Al's videos. There's no controversy here except one of Big Al's making. Big Al says nope, no unblockee.

Deanna: Yesterday you said you were going to do vlogs today. What happened to that?
Big Al says, "Yeah, I said I was going to film some." Then Becky pipes up with her stupid brain and says "that was just yesterday." Yes, brain surgeon, that's what Deanna said. FFS. No wonder these two can't get to a million bucks on Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader.

I went back to the video, and Big Al says "I may film two tomorrow." We know how that works out when she "may" do something, and of course she did not. She claims to have filmed a couple of clips that may go into vlogs. Yeah, we know. Too much work! Big Al practically begging Becky to call an end to the live. Becky, ever with the conspiracy theories suggesting the haters must have conspired to be there. Neither of these idiots is capable of just going back to the video to listen to Big Al say what she said. So, stupidity as usual on Big Al's channel!

Becky's channel going up at the end of June. OK, sure. People can still send her a ghost story. I cannot even begin to imagine listening to her mumble through that crap.

Superchat: You two have no chemistry. Becky says, "we're literally holding hands!" So fucking what. I can hold hands with a perfect stranger, but that doesn't mean we have chemistry. I will say that intellectually-wise, the two of you are like peas and carrots.

Big Al whines about how eveyone is a hater and calls the chat full of Karens. You can't even use Karen properly.

Chat: these two wouldn't be together all the time if they didn't love each other. Big Al claims to have "left an abusive relationship". You do NOT want to go there.

Here's Becky to torpedo Big Al's good person argument, by telling the story about how she stopped in the rain to offer her umbrella to someone walking in the rain (Big Al chimes in: it was a pride umbrella! - of course it was, because we can't go to anything about Becky without reiterating that she's a lesbian). So, not a good person, because you're talking about it. Nice talk.

Chat: they just are mean because they want content. None of them have content. They're not reaction channels, idiot.

Big Al back to claiming she let Kasey (let's face it, that's the abusive thing she's referring to). Drop it, lardass.

Big Al and Becky talking about movies. Pass.

Someone asking Becky about woodburning. I care about as much as Big Al does: not at all.
Long silence. Loooong silence.

Big Al drinking water out of plastic bottles. Someone says Big Al doesn't like the environment. She cites something call Seaspiracy(?) that says plastic bottles are not what's ending up in the ocean. The title of that, with the spiracy part? Says there's an agenda at work. How about you give us some citations for your bullshit?

Chat: I want to go to the drive-in this summer
Big Al: I've never been. No kidding. The woman who can't sit in the car for more than 30 minutes if it doesn't involve orange chicken on the other end has never been to a drive-in, where you have to sit for two hours? Shocker! Both Deanna and LoneliestBoy point out that this failure of a brain trust dioesn't know shit about recycling and the environment. Checking on Nuke, they are dealing with an enabler named Natalia, giving an example of how stupid "fatphobia" is.

Loooong silence.

Becky poked her snoot into that latter argument, tells Nuke they shouldn't be judging anyone on their weight and that they're just "shallow". That'd be your brainpan, Necky. I looked through the chat, and Nuke isn't judging anyone on their weight, so what the fuck are you mumbling about?

Looong silence.

Chat: what's for dinner? Becky says she already ate, she had Mexican. Let me guess: Casa Grande.

Big Al showing once again she has no idea how her channel works.

Loooong silence.

Chat: reaction channels are filled with hypocrisy. Sure, unlike Big Al, who has NEVER been a hypocrite. Ever.

Chat: eat something.

Big Al: not hungry, already ate. yeah, we know: Casa Grande.
Silence.

Some dumbass in the chat says the haters just hide behind their keyboards. No. They type from keyboards.

Another dumbass says don't deny something exists just because you haven't experienced it.
Big Al: bingo was his name-o
That's just stupid as fuck, and a child's argument.

Big Al, who reads a million books a month, cannot pronounce "sovereign". Seems that Big Al doesn't want reaction channels to talk about her, but she's all on board with them reacting to anything else.

Deanna: How do you read so much but suck at English
Big Al: reading in my head is a lot different than reading out loud, and that's very common.

WTF? You're not reading out loud, you idiot, someone's asking you why you cannot pronounce simple fucking words. Gotta love the "other people" thing in there, too. Far be it for Big Al to admit that she's a fucking tard.

And now, despite her saying she wasn't going to read anything from Deanna, speaks directly to Deanna, asking her why she nitpicks. Gem: "are you one of them ones". LOL. Way to prove her point for her, GrammarLynn.

Extra long silence.

Chat: strawman syndrome. Big Al doesn't even know what the fuck that means, and the chatter is wrong anyway. Asking why someone cannot use their native tongue coherently is not a strawman. It's a valid question.

Loong silence, followed by someone explaining what strawman is, and she does that stupid oh yeayeayea thing.

Silence. Becky starts talking and Big Al checks out. Now the two of them are both giving a bunch of attention to the haters and trolls - specifically Deanna. I guess if you don't have a cogent argument, you can just resort to the grade school shit, calling people names.

Becky talking about something I didn't listen to.

Looong silence.

Blah blah blah.

Chat: can you show us how you wipe. Big Al demonstrates. How fucking stupid are you?

Chat: are you still going to pursue having your own business?
Big Al: Absolutely not.
Of course not. It's far too much work.

Big Al pronounces Xavier as Javier. Good job proving Deanna's point AGAIN, loser.

Silence.

Becky starts telling some stupid story and Big Al interrupts her oh yeayeayea! Just like when I do xyz!

LOL, Nuke: you have so much dead air because you're waiting for the haters to suggest something.
Big Al: But when I want to talk about something, I get hate for not letting the chat choose, and when I let the chat shoose, I get hate for not having a topic and there's dead air.

No, you do not, ProfessionalVictimLynn.

Becky: these haters just need validation
Oh, look at Becky pretending to know jack shit about psychology. I can assure you that there isn't a single "hater" in this chat that needs validation from two fat fucking dykes who have no chemistry, no brains, and nothing interesting in their lives. Every one of them is smarter than the two of you put together (granted, that is not hard) and they have far more interesting things to say. They don't need anything from you. If you were smarter and more secure in yourselves, you'd recognize that you don't need anything from them, either. You COULD just ignore them. But because you are both really fucking stupid, you do not.

45 minutes into a one hour and 41 minute stream. Fortunately, there's a bunch of bullshit coming up where they just show how brainless and empty their lives are, and I will be able to skip past that.

Right now, though, we're back to the old "we don't need the haters to survive" theme. To which I say: bullshit. You absolutely need the haters to survive. The ratio is nw 408 up, 1.7 down, and only 42K views. If you were smarter you could cultivate the trolls in your garden, but you are not. But you do need them. A lot. Big Al claims she could still make a living without the haters. No, you could not. Claims she wanted to set up segments in the stream, but people get mad at her for not readinm=g ecvery comment. No, I don't beliece you wanted segments at all. You're lazy. We know this.

Deanna says something about their shirts, and Big Al says "Mine says 'Blah blah blah' because I knew you wre gonna be here, Deanna ya dumb beyotch."

That's how you tamp down on haters, all right: call them names in the stream. Also how you attract people to your channel, with the possibility of you calling them names. JFC, what a fucking idiot.

Chat: Do you watch Cheyenne Jasmine, she does parodies that are spot on, right down to the voices. And Becky's lisp.
Big Al: No, Bye. Yes, let's make fun of Becky's lisp.
That would be a yes, then. You're a malignant narcissist. We know you watch anything about yourself you can, and you read the Farms.

Long silence
Becky starts rambling about something, Big Al checks out.

Deanna: you two are delusional. If the "haydurs" leave, you're back to mukbangs every vid.
That's a fair assessment.

Big Al yapping about Becky making merch, and she claims she's never said "gorl" and isn't part of that. What the fuck are you talking about? You've called ERIC "gorl". Goddamn, the stupidity.
Skipping through this asinine crap about sticker, whatever. Do the merch or don't. Nobody cares.

Long silence.

Chat: what's a hootenberry
Big Al: I think I just made it up, I've never neard anyone say it.
That's right. Other people don't say it because they know the actual word that you've bastardized: hootenanny.
In talking about "hootenberry", claims that the viewers don't know her because they don't know she makes up words all the time. Ordamint, dispeckful, suckalint, dishardened, understandment, drinken, et al, beg to differ.

LoneliestBoy: Big Al looks like a corpse that was just gished out of a lake
Looooong silence
Discussion about art. Big Al now has a permafrown in her fat.
Chat: what's one thing you'd pursue if you lost weight?
Big Al: probably travel

Big Al asks about rocking, claims she doesn't know she's doing it until she sees herself in the camera - of course it would be something you saw in the camera while you were checking yourself out. Claims she has no idea what it's all about. Bullshit, LiarLynn. You're just trying to get your enablers in the chat to talk to you amd acknowledge the eighteen diferent "muh mentals" that the strip center shrink "diagnosed" you with in a single initial 50 minute session. Then, when you want to quit lives, you'll use that as the crutch. Do it or don't, bitch. For once, take the responsibility.

Big Al's laughs are getting increasingly shrill and more fake the deeper this stream goes.

Claims to "read so fast". Well, one would have to in order to read 185 books a month. Also weirdly claims that clenching her teeth makes her read faster. Whatever. You're a LAH.

Loong silence. These two bitches are useless and boring af.

Big Al once again pretending she's a sassy black woman. You fail at it, Big Al. You just sound like the fucking idiot you are. HeadphoneS has an S at the end. You should pronounce things properly, even when you're throwing a tantrum like a fucking toddler.

Boolies Becky into getting up and getting headphones from the bedroom to play the whisper game because she "literally can't get up" - yeah, we know, except it is not for the reasons she gave (table, boxes, etc), it's because she's 600 pounds, parked on a couch.

While waiting for Becky to get the thing Big Al's too lazy to go get.

Big Al claims to "know stuff". She is playing the whisper challenge with D&D. And this is how she knew Density was cheating or had her eyes on Dana. Something something hair smells like strawberries. You're ALL a bunch of grade school children. Then Dana said "I can't wait to wear your skin." That's fucking creepy.

Big Al whines at Becky about the headphones, trying to play this stupid fucking game.

Deanna asks what happened to the D&D wedding.
Big Al: do you think I'm going to tell you? You're a troll.
Huh. A regular, nonoffensive question, and you reply like a bitch. It isn't like I expect anything else, though.

Nuke: must you screech like this
Big Al: No, don't like it, leave. Byeeee.
Immature as usual.

Stupid filler shit about pillows and how Becky is the best. No, she really, really isn't. She's just as rude and nasty as Big Al.

Chat: Can you do a full body reveal?
Big Al: Can you? Would you ask a skinny person that? Absolutely fucking not. Fatphobia!
JFC, you're just so amazingly and mind-boggingly stupid. And this just goes to show it isn't everyone else who has the issue or you being fat. It is YOU.
Becky: No, that is a fat fetish.

More dead air.

Big Al tells the chat to give her a sentence. And whose sentence does she pick? Deanna's. See? You can't live without the haters.

Big Al doing more braying like a fucking donkey.
Skipping across this shit.

Chat: Big Al, I dropped my membership because you are not consistent in your times for the streams. Preach it, sister.

Chat: being just under 600 pounds is not a flex, luv
LOL

More stupid games. Skipping ahead to trivia.
Skipping most of this. These two brainiacs cannot name: the states here in the US that make up the Northeast, the two Senators from KY, the only country that is also a continent (hilariously, Becky says it wouldn't be Australia), or any one country that borders Germany.

Big Al has a blanket covering the lower half of her body. I guess that's another reason she couldn't heave herself off the couch to go get the headphones: not wearing pants.

Skipping through dead air.
LOTS of dead air, goddamn

Someone asks if there was a pill that could make her get to the right weight but her internet following would be gone, would she take it?
Yes! I would be able to start over, and I would be thin, so I would be pretty.

No. No, you would not be pretty. You would still be the same old shitty you. Being thin does not always equate to being pretty. That just shows how shallow your lip service to losing weight is. You want instant gratification because you're too lazy to work at it, and guess what: that trait wouln't change just because you were thin, either.

Becky finds one of her earrings in the wall like a thumbtack and we get this stupid fucking look from Big Al, trying to comprehend what happened. Know why there's always so much drama on your channel? Because you create it. This is ap prime example. Your reaction makes it seem like a really big deal. It is not. It's found, move on. Not everything is earthshattering.

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Big Al, scrolling through Becky's phone. Again.

Superchat: 249 MX.
One of her idiotic enablers loses their fucking mind over that superchat, repeatedly trying to get Big Al to look at it. Dude, calm your tits. It's about 12.50 US. You are the perfect viewer for her, that's certain.

Once again, not letting Karina Kaboom back in. Karina brings too much negaive stuff into Big Al's life. Really? You have trolls and haters in the chat RIGHT NOW not being in line with your asspatters, and you're not doing anything about them.

Wants to end the chat, but can't do it by just saying that. Nope, gotta blame it on Becky's "depleted energy level."

Chat: Amber if you were at a healthy weight how would u be different from any other female youtubers - she did not answer this, although it was asked several times. Not atahed to a superchat, that's the likely issue.

Deanna: By the way, Karina agreed with me (and others) that you should thank your trolls and haters because they've made you wealthy

Some stupid back and forth about backwash.

Big Al repeating "Becky" over and over like a goddamned toddler.

OK, it's down to just plain old stupid now, Becky's yammering about backwash, and Big Al is accusing Becky of farting or something. I'm out.

Big Al goes to her home screen, and Pulpy Syntax is live, reacting to her live. Big Al calls him a loser - because he said he doesn't believe in her any more, so now he's a "hater" - and she says what he's doing is against community guidelines on YT. One, no, it isn't. If you didn't just call someone a loser and a hater without looking at what they're doing, you would see that he's half an hour behind real time stream. Two, if you think it is, go report him. It will be considered a false report by you, but hey, you have to stick to your principles, don't you? DON'T YOU? Nah, thought not.

They still don't get it. Big Al's channel absolutely requires that haydur nation patronize it. If they left, her channel would be sunk.

And now I'm going to make myself a margarita. Thanks for the suggestion, Becky. Surely that will cure me of the idiot cooties that may have glommed on to me by virtue of me watching this shitshow.
 

FatalTater

Fattest Among Thousands, Altogether Lethargic
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I didn't notice her rocking back and forth bullshit, this bitch knows exactly why some people have the tendency to do that and she did it to have her shitty audience go ''it's self soothing''. Fatty tried to be so subtle ''I totally don't get it guys, I do it all the times, whyyyyyy''.
I've got a slightly autistic (for realz) family member that would rock back and forth when they needed to pee but didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom. This family member eventually ended up with KIDNEY STONES. (No they were not 600 lbs nor middle aged.) I seem to remember #Amberlynn saying that she got a UTI from holding her pee. Could it be that she learned nothing? Surely not Our Gorl!
 
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