Question about Jacky -

[reldnahcABI]

Having spent way too much of my recent life learning about Chris :x two things still confuse me.

First, was Jackie a "real" girl in the beginning? The picture of her is part of a striptease so it already raises red flags along with the fact that she messaged Chris first. It just strikes me as odd that someone as cute as her would seriously resort down to contemplating romantic relations with Chris (and if so, where do I find those women? )

Second, what's up with Kacey? So is she just some chubby girl that got bored and decided to troll Chris? Was all of that stuff with Liquid Snake real or not (like did they know each other and decided to troll him together or was this completely separate)?

I hate to make my first post questions but its been sorta bugging me. Anyone else think that Chris' storylines sound like they could have been been some insane WCW Kayfabe plot back in the 90's (the Solid/Liquid snake saga has to have been done, I know they did something like with with Bill Goldberg a-la Sonichu v Asperchu)

 

[KatsuKitty]

Jackie is a troll. Her pictures are ripped directly from porn sites (I see that same set all the time). She was never real, and you can still rest assured that no girl has ever taken legitimate, unpaid interest in Chris.

The CWCki is supposed to be written from Chris' viewpoint, so that's where a lot of the confusion stems from.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Part of the humor in the cwcki is the way the articles are written, you'll notice how it makes totally straight faced references to some of the more outlandish claims made by the trolls, such as Clyde's brothers suicide. Remember, as far as Chris was concerned at the time ,these were all factual occurrences.

Obviously it varies from page to page depending on the writer.

Anyone else think that Chris' storylines sound like they could have been been some insane WCW Kayfabe plot back in the 90's (the Solid/Liquid snake saga has to have been done, I know they did something like with with Bill Goldberg a-la Sonichu v Asperchu)

Probably the main reason Chris was trolled to such a spectacular degree is because he is/was incredibly gullible. Some of the major players who frequent this site often have to state that, yes, Chris really is that dumb.

 

[Marvin]

Rarely did trolls ever use actual pictures of themselves in trolling Chris. Even when some of them have met Chris IRL, they'll still sometimes use fake pictures.

Girls have trolled Chris before. The people who've trolled Chris are a mixed bag. But again, the pictures you guys have seen of the trolls are rarely actually them.

And yeah, Chris did believe the stuff he was told, he's gullible as hell. Consider the Ohio trip, for example.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

First, was Jackie a "real" girl in the beginning?

...Ah, but anyway...

Part of the humor in the cwcki is the way the articles are written, you'll notice how it makes totally straight faced references to some of the more outlandish claims made by the trolls, such as Clyde's brothers suicide. Remember, as far as Chris was concerned at the time ,these were all factual occurrences.

To be fair, Chris does not put any weight on the concept of "fact". He decides things are "true" only when they serve his purpose (money, pity, china, or some combination thereof), and false when they impede those same goals. He pays no attention to the contradiction.

 

[reldnahcABI]

First, was Jackie a "real" girl in the beginning?

...Ah, but anyway...

Part of the humor in the cwcki is the way the articles are written, you'll notice how it makes totally straight faced references to some of the more outlandish claims made by the trolls, such as Clyde's brothers suicide. Remember, as far as Chris was concerned at the time ,these were all factual occurrences.

To be fair, Chris does not put any weight on the concept of "fact". He decides things are "true" only when they serve his purpose (money, pity, china, or some combination thereof), and false when they impede those same goals. He pays no attention to the contradiction.

Well to be fair, one does not expect such elaborate schemes naturally and let's admit personality aside, Chris cleans up decently well from hideous manchild to obese young adult, its not out of the realm of possibility he would get a random message from a dating site from picture alone before he could scare them off.

Yeah is there a disorder that can be associated with Chris' gullibility? There's such a thing as gullible and there's Chris who somehow manages to override common sense, no amount of shitty parenting can do that to a kid

 

[CatParty]

^^^ he is hardly a young adult.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Yeah is there a disorder that can be associated with Chris' gullibility? There's such a thing as gullible and there's Chris who somehow manages to override common sense, no amount of shitty parenting can do that to a kid

Not sure stupidity is a disorder.

Nah, seriously kinda what Alec said. Chris operates on wishful thinking, he wants something to be true, so it is true. He's spent his life being pandered to, even when he didn't realize it. For example, he feels that he sailed through school, when he was just given an easy ride (likely due to the ruckus his father made earlier in his education)

If you look back on your own youth and imagine that there was always somebody pulling strings in the background making sure things always fell into place, and your slightest achievement was blown out of proportion, you'd maybe think that you were awesome and life would continue to be easy. Then you leave school and WHAM, reality runs up to you and kicks you square in the nuts. You could either wizen up, learn from these new experiences and grow as a person, or continue as you were and blame these new hardships on everybody else and convince yourself that the worlds out to get you, but you'll always get what you feel entitled to in the end.

Guess which path Chris took.

 

[cypocraphy]

If Marvin is allowed to tell us, was Jackie played by a girl? Was "she" played by more than one person, perhaps by Marvin himself ever?

I know she was trying to meet him, so I wonder what would have happened if it actually went down.

 

[Henry Bemis]

If Marvin is allowed to tell us, was Jackie played by a girl? Was "she" played by more than one person, perhaps by Marvin himself ever?

I know she was trying to meet him, so I wonder what would have happened if it actually went down.

Wasn't Jackie, at least vocally, the same girl who did Kacey?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

If Marvin is allowed to tell us, was Jackie played by a girl? Was "she" played by more than one person, perhaps by Marvin himself ever?

I know she was trying to meet him, so I wonder what would have happened if it actually went down.

Wasn't Jackie, at least vocally, the same girl who did Kacey?

No. Unless I am misremembering things Kacey has denied being Jackie. If anything the identity is still mystery more than anything else.

 

[Marvin]

If Marvin is allowed to tell us, was Jackie played by a girl? Was "she" played by more than one person, perhaps by Marvin himself ever?

I know she was trying to meet him, so I wonder what would have happened if it actually went down.

Uhh, by played, I assume you mean emails. And as far as Jackie emails go, no, that wasn't a girl, usually. Usually one person wrote the emails, but other people might contribute ideas or write up snippets if they have a funny idea.

And I don't think there was any genuine intent on our side to actually set up a meetup. That was just a lure. We could pull off meetups if we really wanted to, but I don't know if there'd be much we could get out of that. I don't know how funny it would be. Well, maybe a little. Maybe if we really put together a really complicated plan, like to put Chris in amusing situations or something.

Double post because it was Alec who was primarily Jackie.

 

[Holdek]

Second, what's up with Kacey? So is she just some chubby girl that got bored and decided to troll Chris? Was all of that stuff with Liquid Snake real or not (like did they know each other and decided to troll him together or was this completely separate)?

From what I recall, they met through the trolling and then got married afterward in real life. Which is very ironic.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Double post because it was Alec who was primarily Jackie.

You better hide before Chris finds out.

 

[Kosher Dill]

it was Alec who was primarily Jackie.

Ha! If only Chris knew he was in gay man-love with the creator of Asperchu.

 

[BigBoss]

Double post because it was Alec who was primarily Jackie.

You better hide before Chris finds out.

Omae wa Chandleru.

 

[Marvin]

Double post because it was Alec who was primarily Jackie.

You better hide before Chris finds out.

Oh, no, we're good, we have special curse-ye-ha-me-ha reflecting shields.

 

[Descent]

It was Alec who was primarily Jackie.

So...Alec was the one who tried to get Chris to give the Asperpedia Four a parade in the Sonichu comic?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Alec, it was wonderful of you to give Lars a good job, indeed a dream job, after all he put "you" through with multiple relapses (and a prior bad act that Chris immediately compared to an episode of South Park). THAT is character development. Well done.

 

[Marvin]

It was Alec who was primarily Jackie.

So...Alec was the one who tried to get Chris to give the Asperpedia Four a parade in the Sonichu comic?

Probably.