Question - Why do lolcows not like to shower or bathe?

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Don't forget PixieTerry (sp?) who hated bathing so much she got bitched out by her mom for how bad her BO was on a live call. She claimed she took "Japanese sponge baths" but no one bought it.

Most lolcows are mentally divergent in some way, which is what leads them to getting milked in the first place. I don't think it's strange that they have bad hygiene, among other eccentricities.
 

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Don't forget PixieTerry (sp?) who hated bathing so much she got bitched out by her mom for how bad her BO was on a live call. She claimed she took "Japanese sponge baths" but no one bought it.

Most lolcows are mentally divergent in some way, which is what leads them to getting milked in the first place. I don't think it's strange that they have bad hygiene, among other eccentricities.
You're probably right. It just seems a bit odd that so many lolcows are unhygienic in the same way, especially when some are overly hygienic in other ways (like CWC and his hand sanitizer). I wonder if it's like a sensory thing.
 
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I read a post about this the other day and I can't for the life of me remember what thread or who wrote it. But to paraphrase from memory; it does have something to do with their autism. Something about being in the habit of not bathing/cleaning themselves makes them freak out or get incredibly uncomfortable because to do so is to break their habits and routines. Also they adapt to their own putrid odor and just don't notice it.
 
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"He admitted that he bathed no more than once a year and had not brushed his teeth in years. He felt such actions stripped … the body of its defenses in warding off infection and illness."

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https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/crimefeed/crime-history/who-is-suburban-satanist-pazuzu-algarad-and-what-is-he-known-for
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On October 28, 2015, prison guards reportedly discovered self-proclaimed "Satanist" and accused murderer Pazuzu Illah Algarad dead in his cell. Algarad was reportedly found bleeding from a deep wound on one of his arms. He'd been scheduled to appear in court the next day. He was 36 .
Algarad's "apparent suicide" may have been the end for him, but for the public, fascination over reports about his alleged involvement in bizarre sex practices, heavy narcotics, and violent occult rituals was just beginning.

Even the dead man's name generated morbid interest. He reportedly had it legally changed from John Lawson to Pazuzu Algarad in tribute to "the Assyrian king of demons" mentioned in the movie "The Exorcist." On top of that, Algarad was heavily tattooed with Satanic-like imagery and had filed his teeth into spikes.

Specific claims about Algarad's alleged behaviors included, as the Daily Beast reported, "cutting himself and his buddies, drinking the blood of birds, doing copious drugs, performing ritual sacrifices of rabbits, staging nude orgies, and letting people do whatever they pleased to his abode."

Police alleged Algarad's libertine lifestyle included murder, as well.

On October 5, 2014 — almost a year to the day before he died — authorities arrested Algarad and his then-24-year-old girlfriend, Amber Burch. The handcuffs came out after officers reportedly discovered skeletal remains buried in the couple's backyard in Clemmons, North Carolina.
Deputies with the Forsyth County Sheriff's Office said the remains were those of Tommy Welch, 31; and Joshua Wetzler, 32. The two men had been missing since 2009.

According to arrest warrants, Algarad allegedly shot Wetzler to death in July 2009 and Burch helped him bury the body. The warrants further claim Burch fatally shot Welch in October 2009 and Algarad helped her dispose of his body.
An alleged friend of the couple, Krystal Matlock, 28, was charged with accessory after the fact to first-degree murder. The warrants allege she helped Burch bury Wetzler.

After taking Algarad and Burch into custody, authorities released a video allegedly shot inside the couple's home, prompting media reports to dub it a "house of horrors."

The nine-and-a-half-minute clip depicts a filth-encased, garbage-strewn, "uninhabitable" residence where the words "Evil Will Triumph" appear spray-painted over a doorway amid other Satanic-looking graffiti.

An accompanying report, filed by Code Officer Ken Nelson of the Forsyth County Housing and Community Development Department, describes the house as containing, "broken glass and sharp instruments everywhere … hundreds of flies, dead and alive … decayed animal parts and remains," and "animal cages with carcasses." The report also notes a "dried blood-like substance" on walls.

Well before being arrested in 2014, police said Algarad had a rap sheet. In 2010, he was charged with accessory after the fact for allowing the assailant in a shooting death of a man named Joseph Chandler to stay at the house.
In that case, authorities accused Algarad of misdirecting investigators and allowing the suspect to hide out in his home.

Psychiatrists who allegedly interviewed Algarad at the time reported, "He admitted that he bathed no more than once a year and had not brushed his teeth in years. He felt such actions stripped … the body of its defenses in warding off infection and illness."

State records indicate Algarad was released on probation following that case.

In a 2014 interview with the HuffPost, a woman named Bianca Heath said she stayed at Algarad's home for a month in 2005. Heath claimed Algarad spoke proudly to her about killing and eating two prostitutes, after which he allegedly claimed he burned their bodies and buried their remains .
Heath stated in the interview: "Paz told everyone. But I never believed him. I'm sure no one else believed him either. He laughed about the skeletal remains when telling the story on why he did what he did … I never once saw the skeleton bodies. I honestly thought he was lying; now I'm not sure what to believe."

Speaking to The Winston-Salem Journal in 2014, an unnamed female friend of Burch's claimed she heard Algarad boast of killing sex workers. She said he claimed to get a drug-like rush from eating the "still-beating heart" of a sacrificial animal.

The anonymous friend also claimed Algarad remained naked during the duration of her visit and acted in a manner she interpreted as "very sexual, very provocative."

The friend further described feces being piled up all over Algarad's home and said, "I'm pretty sure I witnessed him peeing in the corner."
 

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Most cows are lazy and have a weird self-perception. Also they are often isolated or only have internet buddies. Or they are only around other people that are lolcows and smelly too.
If you look at Chris who thinks he is a cute princess, its no wonder he either does not smell his own smell or thinks its great.
 

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It's not really lolcows as much as it just seems to be the deiviant, overtly crazy and/or lazy cows.

There is also a corelation between abuse survivors and lack of hygene and it's very possible that some cows' behavior and hygene are related to shitty conditions in their childhood.
 

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Big part of hygiene is the social pressure. You get used to your own BO, but you wash it off regularly all the same because you want to be a proper hyooman bean. Autistic fucks with zero understanding of smells making other people really uncomfortable have no motivation to keep up good appearances. If anything, they start moaning that other people are getting angry at them for "no reason."
 
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