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OBAMATRON

Commander in/or Chief
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Dot (from Jaimas) - WTF is/was Dot and why did it matter.
His brother - Jay apparently wants to kill Barry for what he did to Dot.
What he likes to do in games - I've seen him online in Steam playing Civ 5 all day. I'm guessing he turtles for 5 hours and then comp stomps. Skyrim and the child murder, etc.
The Blossom plush - We know he snuggles with it, let's ask him why.
 

asperhes

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Somewhere in the first thread, lost in the shuffle, someone posted a short story Jay had written in which a female warrior stabs a guy in the chest, removes the bottom half of her armor, and has sexual relations with the corpse. He doesn't go into details about the sex to avoid a ban, but there's no question she's relieving her lusts with the dead body (or its feet). I think this is a strong indication that he has necrophiliac tendencies, and someone should ask him about this.
 

Roger Rabbit

A rabbit who should die
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Dot (from Jaimas) - WTF is/was Dot and why did it matter.
His brother - Jay apparently wants to kill Barry for what he did to Dot.
What he likes to do in games - I've seen him online in Steam playing Civ 5 all day. I'm guessing he turtles for 5 hours and then comp stomps. Skyrim and the child murder, etc.
The Blossom plush - We know he snuggles with it, let's ask him why.

1. Who is Dot in this case?
2. Lose. A lot.
3. So he can be close to his senpai.
 

DrChristianTroy

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He claims he'd kill anyone that attacks him, has he ever actually been in a fight? (Obviously the answer is no but I'd be interested in his answer and how he twists a minor argument into some ultimate victory)

EDIT- Another one, where the hell did he learn about there being different races? I mean calling them by their racist old timey Disney color is retarded. Does he somehow not realize there are names that aren't insanely offensive?
 

Le Bateleur

Major Arcana
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What's his opinion on rap music and why?
How does he resolve his Libertarian politics with living off handouts from his parents?
Does he support the War on Drugs?
Why was he banned from RowdyRuffNet, a Powerpuff Girls forum?
Did he or his brother grow long hair first?
 

Queen of Tarts

Do you think you can make me do it again?
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Somewhere in the first thread, lost in the shuffle, someone posted a short story Jay had written in which a female warrior stabs a guy in the chest, removes the bottom half of her armor, and has sexual relations with the corpse. He doesn't go into details about the sex to avoid a ban, but there's no question she's relieving her lusts with the dead body (or its feet). I think this is a strong indication that he has necrophiliac tendencies, and someone should ask him about this.

That is...beyond fucking disturbing. The more I find out, the less I wanna know.

1. Why the Powerpuff Girls?
2. What went on in his life to make him so profoundly Golden Knight-ish?
 

Picklechu

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Dot stuff and Barry stuff tops my list for now. I'd also like to get more out of him about high school, college, and his interactions with other students. I'd also like to know what he thinks about alcohol--for some reason, I think he mentioned that he didn't drink and was opposed to drinking, but I can't find it. In addition, I'd like to push his buttons a bit when it comes to his masculinity (or rather, lack thereof); I'd like to see how much, if at all, he realizes he's kind of a little bitch.
 
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DN 420

Guest
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Family:

What's your relationship with your mother? What's it been in the past?
What's your relationship with your father? What's it been in the past?
Does your brother share any of your mannerism? Why does he dislike you so much?

Sexual Identity:

Is it important to label yourself a sadist? Why or why not?
When did you become interested in nettle/jellyfish? Why?
Why do you enjoy the notion of trapping a squirming lover so much?
Why does your harm to your sexual partner have to be non-permanent?
What actions would you take if your lover got pregnant at the current moment?
Do you feel your love of Blossom affects your view of real children? Where did this love develop from?
Did your posting of an online dating profile while dating Heather make you feel guilty? Why or why not?
Did making sexual remarks to individuals online while dating Heather make you feel guilty? Why or why not?

Lifestyle:

What does your daily diet consist of? Are you an exceptional individual because you are malnourished?
Why is being the epic, battle-armoured Golden Knight so much better than being Jay Geis?
What does your day look like? How much time is saved by making your mother do everything for you?
What do you know of CWC and why do you look so down on him and Sonichu?
If your comic/twitch don't take off, do you have a back-up plan?
 

Roger Rabbit

A rabbit who should die
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Why does he have a crush on Blossom from Powerpuff Girls? I can understand the actress who played Blossom, but the character?
 

Pikonic

Don’t worry about the mask I’m vaccinated
True & Honest Fan
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Why does he have a crush on Blossom from Powerpuff Girls? I can understand the actress who played Blossom, but the character?
He's going to say because she's the smart super heroine he wants in a real girl

I just wanna know why he loves his hair so god damn much
 

Le Bateleur

Major Arcana
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Jay makes a couple of references to a high school pep rally where the whole school cheered him as a hero. I would love to hear more about this. My theory is that a hot crowd started an ironic cheer for the mullet, but more details would help clarify things. I imagine he wouldn't need persuading to talk about it, either...
 

littlebiscuits

mean girl
True & Honest Fan
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Just remember folks, if he gives answers that you find offensive, please don't start a-logging and raging. It'll be more embarrassing for you than for him. Just keep asking him more questions, or ask him to further explain a previous answer.
 

DrChristianTroy

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Jay makes a couple of references to a high school pep rally where the whole school cheered him as a hero. I would love to hear more about this. My theory is that a hot crowd started an ironic cheer for the mullet, but more details would help clarify things. I imagine he wouldn't need persuading to talk about it, either...
I'd rather hear this from someone who went to school with him. Obviously this would require someone actually remembering such minor shit but GK's side would just be "They loved me because I was totally loved and cool."
 

LaptopGeek

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Would it be ok to ask these questions? If not, I'll delete the post.

GK...
Do you have Autism or some kind of mental illness?
If so, are you on medication?
Does your family actually worry about your health?
Why is it you hate animals? What did they do to you?
 

sikotik

It's Lego Frank Mutha Fucka!
True & Honest Fan
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What's his opinion on rap music and why?
How does he resolve his Libertarian politics with living off handouts from his parents?
Not Jay obviously, but Libertarians are fine with family and church handouts. It's the :tugboat: they have major issues with.
 

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